Cops: James Polinori Found Pissing on Himself During DUI Stop -- Which is Hilarious, According to His Facebook Friends
|Cops found James Polinori pissing on himself during a DUI stop over the weekend.|
When police found 36-year-old James Polinori stopped on the side of the road Saturday night, he was pissing all over himself -- and his .254 blood alcohol content might explain why.
According to court records obtained by New Times, Polinori, the owner of Jimmy Joseph Lux Spa in Glendale, was driving in the 34,000 block of North Valley Parkway in Phoenix about 10 p.m. Saturday.
Other motorists watched as Polinori weaved in and out of traffic, nearly causing multiple accidents.
One concerned motorist called police because she suspected the swerving driver was under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
When police found Polinori -- and his vehicle -- he was out of the car and standing near a rear tire...pissing all over himself.
Polinori, who currently has a suspended license because of prior DUI convictions, admitted to police that he'd had two beers prior to swerving down the road and pissing on himself.
However, as the arresting officer notes in his report, Polinori smelled like booze, and had a hard time maintaining his balance while speaking with the officer.
Then he blew a .254 BAC -- more than three times the legal limit.
Polinori's friends seem to think the incident is pretty funny.
On his Facebook wall, his friend Amos Campbell posted the following (all sic): ."
His pal Brennan Frank commented "holy cow.. You went from pink thongs to pink boxers and a god awful stripped jumped suit."
Polinori was booked into a Maricopa County jail on one count each of felony aggravated DUI, and indecent exposure.