"Birther" Nutjobs Seek Donations to Fund Joe Arpaio's "Investigation" Into Whether Barack Obama is Eligible to Be President

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Sadly, they're real.
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's humiliating "Birther" investigation apparently has hit a snag in the funding department.

According to Arpaio, the "investigation" is being funded by donations to his "Birther" posse, and not with taxpayer money (which is a huge relief). However, the money, it seems, has dried up -- with, by Arpaio's estimate, only a few more weeks of work to do.

"Sheriff Joe Arpaio's 'Cold Case Posse' could easily be derailed for lack of financial support coupled with attacks being launched against his office by Obama's Justice Department," Birther conspiracy theorist Joseph Farah wrote on the conspiracy website World Net Daily yesterday.

According to Farah, "time is truly running out" for the Birthers to prove once and for all that Obama is a Kenyan version of the Manchurian Candidate.

We spoke with the sheriff about the investigation earlier this year. See that post here.


In a nut-(job)-shell, Arpaio seems to think the key to solving the "Birther" mystery is Hawaiian twins and microfiche.

"No one has talked about microfiche. The controversy has been over the birth certificate -- maybe the numbers are not in sequence, or it's been forged; I can go on and on," Arpaio (umm) explains. "To help the president of the United States, let's go to the microfiche."

According to the sheriff, two twins -- the Nordyke twins -- were born on August 5, 1961 at the same hospital as the president. August 5, 1961, is one day after President Obama was (allegedly -- if you ask a "birther") born in Hawaii. The twins' birth certificates can be found on microfiche documents that the sheriff says are on file with the Hawaii Department of Health, or some Hawaiian government agency.

If Obama was born in the same hospital the day before the twins, according to the sheriff, the posse should be able to locate the president's birth certificate on similar microfiche files.

The sheriff says his "posse" will finish the "investigation" in early 2012, and that a detailed report about its findings will follow.

But that might not happen without your support -- Farah suggests that anyone who wants to the "truth" about Obama's citizenship should donate $5 to Arpaio's posse.

If you want Arpaio to get to the bottom of the Obama "Birther" issue, or you just feel like pissing away five bucks, click here.

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Terry Ballard
Terry Ballard

Unfortunately for those living in Fox Fantasy Land, there is a hitch. Even if he WAS born in Kenya, the laws in effect in 1963 state that if the baby's father was foreign then he is a naturalized citizen if the mother is American and lived most of her life in the US. I want to know how or why they convinced the newspapers to list the birth. I think Satan is at work here.

Babsfromatl
Babsfromatl

You call us birther nutjobs.  I call you stupid.  Any moron, any imbicile, anyone with half a brain can see that Obama is a fraud.  Who do you think you are kidding?

Biker4US
Biker4US

The "Nutjobs" are the people that voted for Obama and like Illegals coming over the border, and Obama passing NDAA bills to Indefinitely Detain or Kill Americans. YOU OBAMA SUPPORTERS ARE THE REAL "NUT JOBS" accepting Socialism and an UNCONSTITUTIONAL Totalitarian POLICE STATE Regime.

Dmcmanigal08
Dmcmanigal08

      Joe Arpaio is great and I wish half of the law enforcement in this country was half as smart and courageous as he is.  Go! Joe!

Katahdin
Katahdin

It's unfortunate that the vital matter of the president's imaginary foreign birth is distracting the noble sheriff from pursuing the minor matter of thousands of unserved criminal warrants.

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Walter Concrete
Walter Concrete

I have to admire NewTimes for combining the two issues thanks to Arpaio fulfilling his new world order mandate of pursuing something that would absolutely bring every blind and mind controlled person out of the wood work.   Those who hate Arpaio and those that believe everything the mainstream has to say about the birth certificate issue.   There are endless issues behind the birth certificate story that are related to how this world is falling under the control of a one world authority bent on destroying everything the middle class has built and making everyone but the top percent, in to poverty dwelling slaves.   And the beauty of it is the majority of people don't have the ability to see it.    Instead they get together in forums like this because no one actually leaves home to talk in public anymore.   That's inconvenient.   They agree with each other over issues like this story, to ostracize those who can see.   That gives them comfort and membership in the mob which relies on their leaders to take care of them because they don't know how to live outside the world that has been created to control them.   They don't want to leave the pen that they live in which gives them a semblance of comfort.   They defend their keepers and fight those that would give them freedom.   They don't want freedom because that involves taking action.   They'd rather stay home, drink beer, jack off and scream at anyone who doesn't do what they are told to do...which is to believe what their leaders say.   This same scenario has been written about for hundreds of years in books..even comic books and shown in countless movies in the past 60 years.   It wasn't just for entertainment.   Now...it's too late.   It is reality.    Now they will deride these words and become a gang to combat the threat to their mindless existence and focus once more on the Arpaio issue which was created for their pleasure.

OnlyinArizona
OnlyinArizona

I bet Obama can't sleep at night worrying about old saggy balls - the 80 year old with dimentia who has a bunch of crazy lunatics going through microfiche to prove Obama's birthplace.

Arpaio - don't kid yourself.  You are so dysfunctional and so incompetent that you couldn't get a rise out of Jerry Sandusky.

 

OnlyinArizona
OnlyinArizona

NUTJOBS who  would donate to this "Cold Case Pussy Posse" - why don't you each donate $5.00 to the family of the man killed in the 4th Avenue Jail last week?  If you each gave 5.00 in Arpaio's name, perhaps the children of this man could go ahead with their lives.   Any nutjob who donates to Arpaios Pussy Posse deserves to be subjected to Arpaio's other wanna-be's at the 4th Avenue jail. 

William Blasingame
William Blasingame

LOL sounds like a lot of scared libs. Afraid they will find out the truth about the muslim mole in the WH??????? Come on. 3 dif forged BC, stolen SSN... no past history .. photos doctored. all kinda weird things with this man and you people just dont get it. Never will And personally I don't think you give a rats ass if your children grow up in a 3rd world country run under sharia law. But America will be by they time your 2 year old get to 20 years old. Enjoy them spiting on your graves when they find out the libs put a muslim in the WH and he never left. He will be the last president America HAS.. he has made sure of that. Enjoy Im going to move the hell out of America if obama is in power come 2012 election. Hes a fraud. Most of you know it and just don't care

Pecee69
Pecee69

If they have money enough to piss down the rabbit hole let them, hopefully it'll put all these crazy tea party birthers in the poor house with the rest of us.

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

Honestly, the only people stupider than this stupid old man is anyone who might actually donate to this cause.

85014
85014

If the issue is that important to Joe, he can reach into his ass pocket and pay for it. Him and Ava are worth a couple of million from what I have read.

While he's at it, he should also investigate Santa Claus for violating restricted airspace when he delivers presents to the kids living near Skyharbor, Goodyear and Deer Valley airports.

VIMIIS
VIMIIS

And where are these donations truly going?  Is it to actually finance this nonsense or is it ending up in someone's pocket?  Is this thing being audited to keep the sheriff honest?. 

Arthur B.
Arthur B.

Notice, by the way, that the World Net Daily article you point to is soliciting funds for -- World Net Daily! They claim they will send a portion of it to the Arpaio posse, but they seem to have forgotten to tell us how large that portion will be.

septiktankJoke
septiktankJoke

I wiped mi bottom wit five bux and flushed it... Seruff joke should find it readily in his donation box... the septic tank!

maybe368
maybe368

I feel that I need to find the correct wise person to quote, in order to properly express my views about this. So, after much thought, I chose the great statesman and orator, Bugs Bunny, "what a maroon"... 

Gdog8
Gdog8

Joe up to his old tricks!  He tried this with El Mirage and the "give me your money and I'll investigate child abuse" and then "give me your money and I'll put all those law breaking commissioners in jail" and then "give me your money and I'll put all the judges in jail" and so obviously it will work with the "birthers"....price of getting good law enforcement in Maricopa county: 1 vote each.

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

Hawaiian twins in micro bikinis are the key to life! ... thats all I got from this but I'm fighting a horrible hang over 

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

What a clever way to bury results that are not favorable. We ran out of money.

When has OSB ever put a timeline on an investigation? That alone smells.

Phoenix Justice
Phoenix Justice

Is it even legal for Sheriff Arpaio (or any other law enforcement officer) to use "private" funds for a criminal investigation?  Not that enjoy Sheriff Arpaio wasting my "public" funds on his little witch hunts, but shouldn't "public" funds be used a "public" law enforcement agency for law enforcement?

rhody
rhody

Of course all you can think about is FOX.  Little obsessed are we?

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Does anybody really think that Arpaio's guys will actually access the microfiche?

Walter Concrete
Walter Concrete

What's that got to do with the issue of Obama being ineligible to be the president?   You sound like a nutjob yourself.   A frothing at the mouth nutjob.    Bring it on nutjob...unless you slip on your own drool as you reach for your sticky key board with your sticky fingers.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

How about making a non-tax deductible $5 donation to my son's college fund.  It would be an interesting experiment to see how much he could raise.  Maybe if he promises to major in Border Security?

Walter Concrete
Walter Concrete

You're absolutely right William.  There's not a lot of discernment here and I'd say that many are incapable of it.   America is turning in to a 3rd world country.  48% of the population now lives at or below the official poverty level established by the government.  No one talks about it because they either don't know what that means or they're afraid.  Fear rules the world and those who deny it are the most controlled by it.   Do you see anyone talking about the latest law that allows the military to pick up anyone at anytime for no reason stated and hold you without access to an attorney and never having to tell anyone where you are?    No...and you won't.

Coz
Coz

Discuss with your doctor about putting you on Prozac.

Bobunf
Bobunf

Maybe you should donate $100 to the Sheriff's birther pursuits instead of just complaining.

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

dude is your tin foil hat on too tight?

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

lol yes. Obama was elected 3 years ago.. GET over it.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

This Birther thing needs to be over with.  The whole UFO industry is failing as a result of birther popularity.

Bobunf
Bobunf

Plus Santa, like Superman, is an illegal alien invader taking jobs away from honest Americans.

Plutodog Mutt
Plutodog Mutt

To keep the sheriff honest?  Now there's a lost cause.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

They want to sell you a book for your "donation."

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

Jason, these would be Hawaiian MALE twins, the same age as the President (50). Are you still sure you want them in micro bikinis?

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

He has absolutely NO JURISDICTION in the birth certification matter, therefore he can't justify spending one taxpayer dollar on any 'investigation' in the matter.

This is just a media spin gig for the wheezer to get one more time in front of a mic.

El Bruce
El Bruce

It's not actually a criminal investigation.  He's just lying to the donors by saying so.  Which is itself fraud.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

If it is important to the citizens of Maricopa county, then we should pay for it. If not important, we should not pay for it. Further, if not important why do it at all. This is eating up our Sheriff's precious time and may even keep him from getting to a child rape.

maybe368
maybe368

except the courageous part...

Arthur B.
Arthur B.

What makes you think the Hawaii Department of Health kept their records on microfiche? Any solid reason to believe that?

mikefrombisbee
mikefrombisbee

Risperdal. Seroquel. Haldol. Thorazine. IV continuous.

VIMIIS
VIMIIS

LOL.  Yeah I know.  What in the world was I thinking?  Chalk that remark up to brain freeze....................... 

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

Tommy I agree, I wouldn't want to see that either.

however 20 year old Hawaiian twins might be different.

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

wouldn't that be a federal government thing and not a local law enforcement thing? I mean a sheriff in AZ has no jurisdiction in Hawaii does he? for much of anything?

K I am not a total dumb ass. If he was vacationing in Hawaii and a chick was being raped that is one thing, but to investigate a birth certificate is another thing entirely.

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

FYI I got what you meant, so it wasn't that confusing to me.

Joe Acerbic
Joe Acerbic

Whoa! The Shurf is quite a scumbag engaging in all kinds of sleaze, but child rape? I hadn't heard of those allegations before.

Arthur B.
Arthur B.

OK, but your question about whether "Arpaio's guys will actually access the microfiche" is pretty meaningless unless the microfiche actually exists.

I have my doubts about Arpaio. He strikes me as a slippery character, and the whole idea of an unpaid volunteer posse with no subpoena power coming up with a definitive answer strikes me as terribly far-fetched.

One shifty thing he might do is buy time by having his whole branch of the investigation get lost in a lengthy wild-goose chase that never leads anywhere. And one way of doing that would be do focus everybody's attention on looking for something that doesn't exist.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

There are a number of Hawaiian sources that note the use of Microfilm for birth records.  I have not seen anything confirming that Obama's B/C is on microfilm.  However, as I said before, the long form b/c that was released by the white house has many characteristics of being from Microfilm.  I don't know that it was from Microfilm, but I would bet a paycheck against a steak dinner that it was.  May not be solid enough reason for you, but it is solid enough for me at this point.

Arthur B.
Arthur B.

No disrespect to your feelings, but I asked if there was "solid reason" to draw your conclusion. I have not seen the microfiche/microfilm issue raised except as pure speculation, and it seems no different in this case.

Do any of the official Hawaiian sources make any reference to the use of microfilm or microfiche for storing birth records? If this has been their practice, there should be some mention of it somewhere.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Several of the Birth Cert copies that have come from Hawaii and have been published are from either microfiche or more likely (correcting myself here) microfilm.  There it often appears in the copies that the film is lifting off the viewing port on the document left side.  I believe the appearance of copies I have seen satisfies my feeling that it is on microfilm.  The actual paper may well exist as well, but the copy published by the White House is almost certainly originating from a microfilm image.

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

lol easy mistake to make. Usually sheriffs are honest...

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Being non-POST certified, I doubt he has any authority outside of Maricopa county.

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

Not to mention how busy he is out there trying to garner votes in Iowa for Mr. Perry....

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Fair enough.  Happy New Year!  Perhaps 2012 will have us without our beloved Sheriff WindBag.

Joe Acerbic
Joe Acerbic

Well yes, I know... I was just funning a bit since your post was somewhat open to interpretation.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

I was mentioning that the sheriff has not investigated 100's of child sex assaults. But he has time to chase the birth certificate thing.

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