Best Reader Caption For Joe Arpaio's PR Puppy: shadeaux14

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Puppy: "If I drag my ass on the carpet, will this big, greasy turd come loose?"
Congratulations to the New Times reader who goes by the handle shadeaux14, you are the proud winner of this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.

On Friday, we asked readers to provide what they think would be an appropriate caption for the above photo of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's PR puppy, which he used in an attempt to deflect questions about hundreds of botched sex-crime investigations bungled by the MCSO between 2005 and 2007.

We picked the five best reader captions and put it to a vote.

See all the entries here.

shadeaux14 stole the show with the following:


Puppy: "If I drag my ass on the carpet, will this big greasy turd come loose?"

Thanks to everyone who played, and congrats again to shadeaux14  -- to retrieve your grand prize of a firm handshake and a glass of lukewarm Phoenix municipal tap water, come to the New Times Building at 1201 East Jefferson Street in Phoenix. Go to the front desk and ask for James King any time after 1 p.m.

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6 comments
Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

One has to feel badly for the pup...

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

I think the expression on the pup's face says it all.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

To celebrate my win, I e-mailed the US Atty and asked her how many more human beings have to die at the hands of the MCSO before her office stops having press conferences and does something effective.

Shooter McGaven
Shooter McGaven

Well played, and congrats. Although, I wish I could have won, maybe next time.

Bnbk
Bnbk

Go get em Shadeaux14

Not Surprised
Not Surprised

^5 shadeaux, on both your comment and email!

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