Best Reader Caption for Joe Arpaio's "Birther" Investigation?

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Last week, in honor of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's (embarrassing) investigation into the continuously debunked "birther" conspiracy theory (and the friggin' beating America's self-proclaimed "toughest sheriff" is taking in the press these days) we submitted the above cover of Globe, one of the sheriff's favorite publications, for this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.

We had nearly 50 responses in the comment section of the post, which you can see by clicking here.

We've narrowed it down to five finalists, but only one can win the grand prize: a pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building, a firm handshake, and a lukewarm glass of Phoenix's municipal tap water.

The finalists are as follows:

A) mikefrombisbee with: "Investigate ME, will you? Hey, I'm the guy who took down the French Connection AND Elvis! Fear my authority AND my posse!! I'm America's Toughest Sheri!! (Is the TV crew here?)."

B) Joe Mamma with: "With Sheriff Joe closing in on Obama true identity Obama says 'you know lets hide my Kenyan birth certificate in all of those sex crimes files in AZ, Joe will never find them there.'"

C) Tommy Collins with: "Trying to screw over our current President is our NUMBER ONE PRIORITY here at MCSO. Sex crimes in El Mirage, not so much, we don't even know if there are victims"

D) Ruben Andrade with: "In next week's Globe: Sherrif Joe Finds Loch Ness Monster's Secret Hangout! Also, are space aliens real? Sherrif Joe: 'Not in Arizona! I better not find out anyone is hiring them!'"

E) Mikey1969 with: "President Obama reacts to being probed, as Sheriff Arpaio(Inset) demonstrates his legendary probing technique, which was developed over the course of many long, lonley nights spent in Tent City. According to local legend, once you've been probed by Sheriff Arpaio, your life will never be the same."

Cast your vote below.





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15 comments
Craig Mcdonald
Craig Mcdonald

Smily Face; suitable president? Please Hillary could out do him in intellegance alone.

William Blasingame
William Blasingame

You people that write this crap are as stupid as Any one could be.. Debunked? nothing debunked.. only a pure idiot would think obama is natural born citizen when his father was never a citizen. You idiots need to learn a few things.. and when the American people hunt you down and bring you to trial for high treason. You will wish you had told the truth about the scuzy muslim obama

Smiley Face
Smiley Face

At the time Hillary was not an electable candidate she was too left leaning, kinda like Newt is today. As for Hillary being more intelligent they are both are highly educated in similar fields so its a toss up, but he was elected president so deal with it just! Just because you are going to hold your breath and pretend he is a horrible president does not make it so. Get Over It, or post your proof!

Jason
Jason

Who would you have selected in '08 to be our president? Mitt Romney?

BTW, I voted McCain in '08 because I did not know anything about Obama.

Jason
Jason

Um, you DO know that the 14th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution does indeed apply to our President, yes? 

There is absolutely no evidence to suggest that Obama was born in Kenya. 

Do us all a favor and STFU. Cretin.  

Smiley Face
Smiley Face

Will, AKA Donald, I think the knot in your neck tie is a bit to tight that or you went way off of the lithium treatments!  Put your wealth of knowledge to the grindstone and find the documents that will satisfy our inquiring minds or SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RACIST ASSHOLE! and LEARN TO DEAL WITH THE FACT's THAT A BLACK MAN IS A MORE SUITABLE PRESIDENT  THAN YOUR SAPPY WHITE ASS!!!!! 

So until you present facts,Have a nice day!

James McGill
James McGill

William, have you contacted the appropriate law enforcement authorities with your evidence? 

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

William, please start your hunt for us NOW. At least in your imagination....

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