Herman Cain Never Hit On State Senator Lori Klein -- and She's "Not an Unattractive Woman"

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Self-described Legislative hottie, Senator Lori Klein.
Question: What's Herman Cain's favorite pizza topping?

Answer: pussy, duh!

That's one of several jokes currently making the rounds on the Internet about the embattled GOP presidential candidate/former Godfather's Pizza CEO, who is currently reconsidering his run for the presidency amidst multiple allegations of sexual harassment made by several women.

Also giving us a brief LOL this afternoon is state Senator Lori Klein's awesome response to the latest allegations against Cain, whose Arizona campaign committee Klein chairs.

According to Klein -- who's best known for pointing a loaded gun at Arizona Republic reporter Richard Ruelas earlier this year -- she's known Cain for 12 years and he's "never been anything but a gentlemen - and I am not an unattractive woman."

You go, girl!

In fairness to the senator, click here to see some slightly more glamorous photos of her than the one we posted above.

Cain's decision to reconsider his bid for the White House comes the same day as reports that an Atlanta businesswoman, Ginger White, claims to have had a 13-year sexual affair with the candidate. More on the alleged affair here

Klein went on to tell CBS News that if White's allegations against Cain are false, he should sue her for libel. She then further pimped Cain, a rookie politician, by saying that in politics "we want a virgin to do a hooker's job."

Given the seemingly endless sex-oriented allegations against Cain, perhaps a hooker reference is a bit ill-timed -- ay, senator?

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Jason
Jason

How drunk was Herman Cain when he said that he had hit on Lori Klein?

How much alcohol did he have to consume before he started hitting on her?

What was he drinking that made him think Lori Klein was even attractive?

I admit, I enjoy a drink every now and then. But not even I would consume enough alcohol to start saying that Lori Klein is attractive. She's not.

Oomhs
Oomhs

Cain never hit on me either, and I'm beautiful

SpySarahPalinExposedClickHere
SpySarahPalinExposedClickHere

Strange story. Herman Cain is the next Sarah Palin and you probably don't know why. He is filling in for where she left off, discrediting the media and creating the illusion that our enemies are in control of the country. Before understanding who he is and what the agenda is, first learn who Sarah Palin is. Right now what's being assessed is if his campaign can recover from the last leak, and I'm not talking about made up broads with made up claims. Our next election could be as big, or even bigger, of a sham as the last. Do you know why Sarah Palin's bus tour was really canceled? Know what leaked out? Do you know why she stayed 30 miles away from the second debate and chose the death of Steve Jobs to announce that she's not running? She's dodging the media now because the truth is being exposedhttp://PalinsDirtyLittleSecret...Cain is the next Sarah Palin you can judge for yourself. Big brother has taken control of the media and will be counter attacking this comment shortly.

Lone Lunatic
Lone Lunatic

another over rated yuppie office cunt with that same old boring office hair. when will they ever change? most are secret aging whores deep down inside their dirty filthy slutty souls as most women are.

Calling Elvis
Calling Elvis

he tells  boring fat ugly single desperate white honky broads he has a big black cock and has plenty of money to share with them and the sluts come running to him.  thats how it works. simple and to the point. men love pussy and broads love money. its an even swap. some women like this are called wives. in the end life is all about power and sex and the womens hole or vagina and how a man can  get into it as easy and as often as possible. thats all life means. the rest is just filler for our cheap intertainment.

jonnyninja
jonnyninja

I wonder if I made up some BS and said "Barack Obama butt raped me when I was a child" would everyone want him impeached? 

I don't believe a single one of these allegations against Cain. 

But, for argument's sake, let's say that all these allegations are true. 

Guess what.  I don't care.  Why?  Because we don't have the luxury to be so picky right now.  What Mr. Cain sticks his d*** into is less important to me than a Marxist government and 15% unemployment.  That's why.  The fact is, no one can attack the man for his position on actual issues that matter.  If they could, they would be doing that instead of making up a bunch of fake crap.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

They can't attack him on the issues because HE DOESN'T' KNOW JACK SHIT ABOUT THE ISSUES. He can't find a woman's Libya with both hands.

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

LOL. or for that matter he can't recall what Libya is....nor what his political views are on it.

mikefrombisbee
mikefrombisbee

Marxist government? Are you living in Cuba?

jonnyninja
jonnyninja

No, I live in Texas. But now that you mention it, Cuba lives in Washington DC right now.

Jason
Jason

He bases it on a comment made by Texas Governor Rick Perry.

In New Hampshire, accompanied by his newfound good buddy the MCSO shurf, Perry remarked that you have to be 21 to vote. Sounds like the Old Fool's senility and dementia are really rubbing off on Perry, as I was able to vote when I was 18...

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

sorta like the kids in AZ?

Gaf Kerg
Gaf Kerg

If you live in Texas, you obviously don't know what Marxism is, partly because the state doesn't allow schools to teach what that word actually means and partly because Texas is one of the most conservative states in the country.  Look at their legislature and their electoral voting records for the past thirty years.  I heard they just cut education funding by about twenty billion anyway, so enjoy the poor education you got, because the way Texas is headed (and other states are running in the same direction), your children won't get any.  And that 15% is jumping in Texas because hundreds of thousands of teachers and education employees are losing their jobs because of an irrational fear of socialism.  The federal government is conservative.  The Texas government is ultra-conservative.  I suppose the fed may look Marxist from such a skewed vantage point, but it's far from it, Mr. Ninja.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Now jonny, Make sure you have proof of being 21 and be sure to vote on November 12.

David
David

Actually, her FaceBook profile pic doesn't really look much more attractive than the pic posted here.

Pit Boss
Pit Boss

This woman exudes class. Mr. Cain was just being respectful to a woman who clearly deserves to be treated like a princess.

Native Guns
Native Guns

With peepee Herman, it doesn't matter who it is as long as you are an older White blonde woman.

Eleanor Holguin
Eleanor Holguin

I doubt she is much older if at all older than Cain.  She just looks older because of her bad bleach job and her wrinkles.

You really don't like older people, do you?

Native Guns
Native Guns

The vast majority of AZ voters are--yes older.....AND a Republican. There is a huge age gap in this state. And if you forgotten, AZ is also a retirement state as well as a retreat for snowbirds. And the folks who govern this state are(sadly for you) : older. They are the ones who keep re-electing these officials. Most notably the F.F.

Do I hate older people in general?--no.

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

I don't particularly like the way old farts drive.

mikefrombisbee
mikefrombisbee

You'd have to be VERY, VERY drunk, with the lights out and on a desert island alone with her for at least 15 years before even considering such an abhorrent act.

Killer Bee Honey
Killer Bee Honey

 Sounds like life in Bisbee or Lowell Arizona where  I live.

mikefrombisbee
mikefrombisbee

Then you live in a big fucking hole 'cause that's where Lowell is now, Goober. It's a big--fucking--hole --like the one between your ears...

Not Surprised
Not Surprised

Seems Klein can't handle her stupid comments any better than she can demonstrate the proper way to handle her firearm safely.

Klein needs to get one thing straight.  The public doesn't expect or want sold out and/or prostituted representatives and it's totally inappropriate for her to attempt to spin and/or lay this at the feet of "this is what the public expects."  I call BULLSHIT!

If Klein and/or any other politician have prostituted themselves, they only have themselves to blame for selling out.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Of course this is what the Arizona public expects. They elect asshats like Lori time after time. Name a Con Governor in the last 25 yrs (there were 4 of them) who wasn't incompetent, corrupt, or both. Pieholio has been reelected 3 times for a total of 18 yrs in office and you say this ISN"T what the public expects?

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

["In fairness to the senator, click here to see some slightly more glamorous photos of her than the one we posted above."]

I clicked. I looked. She's a mutt. Yes, she would make a freight train take a dirt road.

Not to mention, she apparently doesn't know the difference between libel and slander.

She's a dimtwit.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

She does too, she always reads the libel and and an example of a baby slander is Newt.

Eleanor Holguin
Eleanor Holguin

Wow, Tommy.  You sound angry.  Even "mutts" get laid. 

She might not be the brightest but at least she came clean on not being hit on by Cain.  I wonder if that is going to be the "new thing"?

"Herman Cain never hit on me" Please join that group instead of the "Hermain Cain put his hands on my crotch" group.

dfunkd1
dfunkd1

Mr. Kock-Cain never hit on me either.  lol

Calling Elvis
Calling Elvis

 mutts get laid cause men will fuck anything.

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

that's not true, some of us have standards.

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

Eleanor, I was actually referring more to her 'public' personality than her physical appearance. I recall when she used the contrived letter about immigrant's children on the senate floor. Then she pointed a loaded pistol (her finger wasn't on the trigger, I guess) at the reporter and she didn't seem to see a problem with that. As she seems to represent many typical Arizona Republican politicians it would just be nice for her to take responsibility at some point. Angry, not really. But, I think we voters can do better.....

Eleanor Holguin
Eleanor Holguin

That should read "finger" not "finder".....my  apologies.

mikefrombisbee
mikefrombisbee

Your mother was perfect...or at least worth the $2.

Crazy Joe Davola
Crazy Joe Davola

 all humans and the human race are losers. or didnt you notice yet?

Eleanor Holguin
Eleanor Holguin

I agree that we voters could do better.  People need to begin to wake up to what goes on in Arizona politics. 

Her pointing a gun at a reporter should have lost her her job.  That didn't happen.  People didn't say anything about it.

 Whether her finder was on the trigger or not her intent was to intimidate.  Lots of politicians use intimidation as a tactic. She got away with it.  But.....she has been called out publicly  by some in the media.  Now whether that shows in the polls only time will tell.

I personally don't look at her physical appearance, I've seen worse.  Her track record is where she needs to be looked at.  I am not familiar with the letter you mentioned.

I don't care who came on to her or who didn't......what she said was inappropriate as a public figure. 

mikefrombisbee
mikefrombisbee

I, too remember the bizarre letter from the rent-a-sub with all the bullshit about Hispanic kids that this cretin read. She's a loser, pure and simple. Not competent to handle a firearm or to make laws. And a totally unattractive human being.

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