Shamed Former Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas and One of His Henchwomen, Rachel Alexander (Dressed as Sarah Palin), in You Write the Caption

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Rachel Alexander's Facebook page.
Your caption here.

​In honor of the Arizona Bar disciplinary hearings that could potentially conclude with disbarments of disgraced former Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas and Deputy County Attorney Lisa Aubuchon and the law-license suspension of ex-county lawyer Rachel Alexander, we've opted to go with a picture of the Alexander and Thomas for this week's You Write the Caption Contest.

Click here to see our post on Alexander's testimony at the hearing.

We swiped the above photo from Alexander's Facebook page, available for all the world to see by clicking here.

As you can see, Thomas is sans mustache, and Alexander is doing her best Sarah Palin impression.

Here's how you play You Write the Caption: We show you a picture (above) and you -- in the comment section of this post -- write what you think would be an appropriate caption.



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Just for good measure, we're throwing in a stache shot.
On  Monday, we'll announce the top-five reader captions and put them to a vote. The winner will receive a pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building for a firm handshake and a lukewarm glass of municipal Phoenix tap water.

Do your worst, New Times readers -- and let's try to keep things somewhat polite (in other words, keep  death threats to a minimum).
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69 comments
savatage
savatage

This is a pretty short lineup... and she doesn't look anything like me!

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Usually, it is the woman that needs shoulder pads in their blouses.

ernie13x
ernie13x

"Rachel, couldn't you do something else with your hair? Everyone will know we just had sex!"

Pat
Pat

Andy & Rachel's outfits are coordinated to perfection with his tie bringing out the color in her suit.  However, the State's ORANGE will be even more coordinated

Aaa5691
Aaa5691

We buy junk & broke down cars Call 1-800-956-2290

Robert
Robert

Oh my God, I am completely ignorant of the law.  Keep smiling, I am too.

Coz
Coz

Rachel, wipe that stuff off your chin, they're going to take a picture.

Bobert
Bobert

They look happy together, maybe they'll get together when Andrew Thomas' wife leaves him. 

Guest
Guest

"Hey Rachel, as a prosecutor have you ever asked yourself 'Should I snoop?'."

Anon
Anon

"Aren't we cute?"

guest
guest

"Which floor? On the red carpet or the blue carpet floor?"

Blue Mustang
Blue Mustang

Please tune-in December 4th at 9pm ET / 7pm PT for the debut of our new show on TLC, "19 Years and Counting".

Brett
Brett

Soon I'll be working the 4 to Midnight shift @ Cheetas!

Vic
Vic

She: "You said I'd be assistant U.S. Attorney General but All I got to show for all this, is this shitty McCain badge".  

Blue Mustang
Blue Mustang

Andrew:  My love,              There's only you in my life              The only thing that's bright

Rachel:   My first love,              You're every breath that I take              You're every step I make

Tommystapley
Tommystapley

Hello, thanks for visiting Circle K, how can we help you... Would you like a pack of cigarettes with your Gas?

Mistalee
Mistalee

"OK, smile for your mug shot!"

Mutumbo
Mutumbo

"Andew, I heard our photo was publish in something called NewTimes. Ever heard of it? No. Me niether..."

Yourproductsucks
Yourproductsucks

Thomas to Alexander-

Do you have something against shampoo?

NativeZoner
NativeZoner

Right before picture is taken.

Candy Ass:  "She's with Stupid!"

Rachel:  "Huh?... What?!"

Candy Ass:  "Ha Ha, In your Face!"

- CLICK -

Mari Rose
Mari Rose

Facts? We don't need no stinking facts!

Wazik
Wazik

"Honesty is such a lonely word.everyone is so untrueHonesty is hardly ever heardand mostly what I need from you"

Jeannie Kelley
Jeannie Kelley

i shaved my molestache,because everyone kept mistaking me for reno 911's officer dangle!  and she's my red carpet?(only her hairdresser knows for sure) realtor! 

FormerRepublican
FormerRepublican

People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare mebut ya can't get near meI give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,all the girls they adore meOh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamedBig like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paidI get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,both how I'm livin' and my nose is largeI get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptidI sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuitsAlso told ya that I like to biteWell, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance.

Rachel is so sexy!!!
Rachel is so sexy!!!

Rachel while posing for the pic whisper's in a quite voice" why is she here? You said after I had sex with you she was out of here!"  Andrew shoots back, for being as ugly as Lisa is, she gives an amazing b-job. If you don't believe me just ask Hendershot!

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Rachel is modeling the new Ronco Forehead Mounted Eyeglass Wipers.

$19.99+S&H

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Andy---- Haven't we met somewhere before?

Rachel---I can't remember.

Jason
Jason

Corruption at its finest.

Kamper86774
Kamper86774

Arizona reprobates should be marched to the wall.

David Saint
David Saint

Tweedle D, and Tweedle Dumb..I guess D left the room before the picture was taken though. 

rick the prick
rick the prick

Just think someone actually has to get up every morning and the first thing they see it one of us. 

Jerry Jeff
Jerry Jeff

<cue music="">(Chorus)And, it's up against the wall, redneck mothers,Mothers who have lowered the bar so well (so well, so well, who cares).He's 45 and posin' with one o' his acolytes (what they doin' there)Just prosecutin' hippie judges and goin' to lawyer hell.

(actual verse, which kinda seems to fit)He was born in Oklahoma And his wife's name's is Betty Lou Thelma Liz And he's not responsible for what he's doing 'Cause his mother made him what he is

(Repeat Chorus)

M is for moustache, creepy and redO is for "oh shit, we're gettin' disbarred"T is for "too bad, Rachel, you're goin' down with me"H is for hellaciously stupid political prosecutions E is for ethics - we have noneR is for Redneck!   <alternate with "republican"="">

(Repeat Chorus)

(great live video... with the old lyrics: http://youtu.be/YcBOcwgb4OA )</alternate></cue>

Car_del99
Car_del99

" 2 brain cells  together "

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

I won't be there.  Don't need to see Andy strip.

Guest23
Guest23

Sure, in your deluded mind. Thomas, aubuchon and alexander probably read PNTs regularly since they receive more coverage in it than any other news magazine. If someone isn't aware of the New Times than they obviosly have little awareness of the world around them.

Mistalee
Mistalee

With the stache, he looked like Snidely Whiplash. Without it, he looks like a twelve-year-old. There's just no winning.

Eleanor
Eleanor

This is hilarious.  Thanks for the laugh.

Billy Bob
Billy Bob

He was born in Missouri, thank you very much.  As an Oklahoman I take offense at your comments.

BTW, I don't think his Latina wife is named "Betty Lou Thelma Liz."

Car_del99
Car_del99

" This how 2 brain cells look like "

Jason
Jason

That just presented a very sickening image, Gerry. Now I need some rum...

Ross
Ross

So what's her name?  Olivia?

Jason
Jason

Ann Estrada Thomas.

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