Joe Arpaio Promises Birthers a "Shock" When "Investigation" Into Obama's Eligibility to Be President is Complete *VIDEO*

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There's good news and bad news regarding Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "birther" posse's "investigation" into whether President Barack Obama is eligible to be president.

The good news: the investigation will be finished by early next year, so Arpaio's team will soon be able to tackle other non-existent issues like illegal unicorn races, and underground leprechaun fight clubs.

The bad news: Arpaio, the elected leader of one of the largest law enforcement agencies in the country, is still using MCSO resources to "investigate" a continuously debunked conspiracy theory.

As you probably know, Arpaio agreed last month to launch an investigation into whether Obama is eligible to be president.

Now, America's self-proclaimed "toughest sheriff" has some fresh bullshit good news for the "birther" crowd: "there could be a shock" when the sheriff's "birther" posse finishes its investigation into Obama.

(Pause for uncontrollable laughter)

"I can't tell you everything, but there could be a shock there somewhere that my guys came up with. I can't talk too much about it. It's in the process," Arpaio told members of the Arizona Tea Party Tuesday night.

Arpaio then referenced Obama's Social Security number, noting that "there are a couple of things you and nobody else here knows anything about yet that could be a little bit exciting."

See video below.

We asked the Sheriff's Office if someone could please elaborate on the "birther" posse's "shocking" findings. Believe it or not, nobody on the sheriff's PR detail wanted to chat with New Times about the "birther" issue.

Arpaio, however, gave an exclusive "birther" interview to WorldNetDaily whackjob Jerome Corsi, during which the sheriff explained that the posse tasked with proving the "birther" conspiracy theory consists of "three former law enforcement officers and two retired attorneys with law enforcement experience. Members have been examining evidence since September concerning Obama's eligibility to be president under Article 2, Section 1 of the Constitution, which requires a president to be a natural-born citizen."

According to Arpaio, the "investigation" should be completed by early next year -- if you're expecting to be "shocked" by the findings, don't hold your breath.


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Emeraldhp
Emeraldhp

The birther issue is pretty much a no- issue since the clarificaion of the 14nth amendment taken from the archives as it was being passed (even from the father of the amendment) disqualifies Obama anyway, visit then read and learn.   I am sending this link as I beleive the information it contains is valid, however, I am confident that you have the ability as well as the staff to verify the information on the site. Trust but verify is the rule. Notice that in order to be a Natural born citizen as per the 14nth amendment the requirement is to be the offspring of citizen parents (plural not singular) both parents must be US citizens. These statements by the people who authored and pased the 14nth amendment at the time it was passed are clarification of the original intent of the amendment. Original intent: The theory of interpretation by which judges attempt to ascertain the meaning of a particular provision of a state or federal constitution by determining how the provision was understood at the time it was drafted and ratified.. http://www.14thamendment.us/ar...

ydidivote4him
ydidivote4him

This is a big waste of time, afterall, anyone of us can make a "copy" of our birth certificate and we also would have a half dozen "layers" and typing that was done with typewriters that didn't exist during our birth....right?

Auric Maston
Auric Maston

Well, as sure as I am that your liberal readers are hooting and hollering in joy over the tone of your article, I bet when the report gets published and your guy gets de-throned, Kagan removed, and every single adminstrative, military, and judicial appointment this illegal usurper made gets reversed, I expect those chuckles will fade away.

Just A Guest with an open mind
Just A Guest with an open mind

Good for Sheriff Joe!  Someone with guts that cannot be bought off or threatened!  As long as their is questionable evidence and documentation it is necessary to investigate.  Those that would ridicule his actions cannot deny his right to examine and investigate.  For those of you that do not think the same, you have that right, but you may just be ridiculing yourself and showing your ignorance.

Donkey Hotay
Donkey Hotay

John McCain is NOT a "natural born" U$ citizen !!

He was born in Panama before it was incorporated U$ territory!

Donkey Hotay
Donkey Hotay

Arizona DESERVES the politicians it elects !!

Stay the Course !!

TiredOfJoe
TiredOfJoe

Dear god. Are we done with Joe yet? He's gotta go. He's starting to sound like psychotic despot with a bigger budget than he can spend.

Richard Einstein
Richard Einstein

" a continuously debunked conspiracy theory?"

That is totally absolute 100% beyond any doubt to be a lie.  Obama  (real name Barry Soetoro) has hidden every document concerning his entire life.  He is nothing but a criminal and this is why everything is either hidden or destroyed.  Obama has never released any valid documentation showing him eligible to be president.  Obama recently blocked the release of a copy of his birth certificate after a Federal Judge ordered it to be released.

Actually he didn't really block it... Hawaii has no such document and the one posted on the internet was not issued by Hawaii but was patched together using about 9 different documents.

This forged COLB has been proven to be 100% forged by some of the top digital document experts in the world.  The reason the lies are being told stating it is real is because the Rothschild owned Federal Reserve pays major media billions every year and has done so since the early 1970's for the purpose of brainwashing and Americans with lies and propaganda.

Do a little research people and don't believe anything from the MSM.

Have they ever reported the attack on the USS Liberty?  No, because it was done by the same criminals who staged the 9/11 attacks and happen to own controlling interest in nearly every major network and newspaper in the USA.  The Rothschild Mafia also own the Federal Reserve which they use to buy congress, appoint the president, counterfeit trillions of dollars to rob our nation blind.

The MSM also cover up the fact three skyscrapers fell in NYC on 9/11.  WTC7 was not even mentioned in the 9/11 report because it was the smoking gun that the events of that day were staged by the US and Israeli governments.  Just the facts, google "dancing Israelis" and "van full of explosives by Washington Bridge," they were Mossad and active Israeli military explosive experts celebrating their victory in bringing down all three of the World Trade Center skyscrapers.  WTC7 had extensive fires on the 13th and 14th floors which housed the SEC and held evidence for the Enron, Global Crossing and hundreds of other Wall Street Scams.  Rothschild owns major interest in most of the Wall Street banks and every central bank of nearly every nation.   This is how they have managed to steal/counterfeit $500 trillion of their current assets.  For the good of mankind, the Rothschild criminals need to be removed from the gene pool as soon as possible.

I believe all in the government and the criminals in the media who have lied to Americans to cover up this treasonous activity should stand trial for High Treason after we take our government back from the Rothschild Mafia. 

We will not forget about the treasonous lies that Jimmy King has been telling to cover up the High Treason committed by "Obama", I want to be on the jury!

Joe Acerbic
Joe Acerbic

You are the smartest and most reality based birther ever. You should be selected the leader of the Tea Party, unless of course that's who you are already.

Sarah J.
Sarah J.

Let me guess: the investigation will be complete right toward the end of campaign season and produce lots of "evidence" that will hurt Obama's re-election chances. Of course, it'll all be proven bunk, but the damage will be done.

Joe Acerbic
Joe Acerbic

Nahh, everyone's so used to birfoons making up all kinds of crap all the time that it wouldn't make any difference.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Is this a part of keeping some level of uncertainty in the mix until the election in Nov 2012?

Jason
Jason

God.

What is it with the Flaccid Fool of MCSO and his obsession with President Obama's birth certificate?

Didn't Obama already resolve this issue by RELEASING his long-form birth certificate? Is that not good enough for you delusional birthers?

Do us all a favor and stop associatng with this sick old man (Joe). He is way too senile and stupid to know what's going on. If only he could recall...

James Brucker
James Brucker

The shock to those people is that Obama is an American citizen.

julesnoni
julesnoni

it's curious to me that it takes months and thousands of dollars to get this document, bc all our family members born in the very same hospital in Honolulu ( even before HI was a state)  can get theirs in like a week. Fill out the form, send the money, voila--a certified certificate. Oh yeah, they're all white. How silly of me.

CHRISTOPHERHICKEY81
CHRISTOPHERHICKEY81

Obviously this is a severely very left of center publication masquerading as a legitimate news source dedicated to the abandonment of political and economic freedom wander all over the leftist agenda attempting to create a few intelligible syllables to create something like a meaningful sentence, usually only resulting in "perhaps a few broken phrases",  drooling their meaningless way to "intellectual paradise".  Usually only finding Paradise Lost!!!!!!!!!

Joe Acerbic
Joe Acerbic

Re: "attempting to create a few intelligible syllables to create something like a meaningful sentence"

Congratulations to you for so diligently avoiding anything like that.

Old1
Old1

Keep spewing the Pro )o( BS! Soon there will be Chains around his wrists, Chains We The People can depend on! No Communism, No New World Order, No more lies! The truth will set America Free! Can "you" handle the TRUTH?

Joe Acerbic
Joe Acerbic

Poor deluded thing... you have been already drinking fluoridated water and inhaling chemtrails most of your life, and the way the brainwashing works is you'll fantasize now of resisting NWO but when it really comes, the chemically modified synapses switch on and you'll be an enthusiastic, obedient slave. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

"A shock"  ... This phrase is quite ambiguous in the context used.  What would it mean?

1. Hey birthers, you are right.

2. Sorry birthers, you are wrong.

3.  Hawaii won't let us see the original, so the only conclusion is they are part of the crime.

4. Hawaii won't let us see the original, so it must not exist.

jack
jack

if he had nothing to hide, he would have came out with the long form right away,  i guess its all about his transparency, what a joke

Mikey1969
Mikey1969

Do you go flinging your birth certificate around? The short form is a legally recognized document, so there really IS nothing more to ask for. As for it getting "released", it is against the law in Hawaii to release it, so their hands were tied.

Jesus, are you people REALLY this retarded, or is it just the fact that you can't stand a black man as President? Seriously, I can't think of any other reason. He's not any worse than any of the previous ineffectual Presidents. He's a most definite step up from his predecessor. We've had Democrats in office before, and we've obviously had men as President before. The ONLY new thing is that he is Black.

As for the economy, if you don't like it, thank Bush, don't blame Obama. Although there were many other factors that led to the collapse, the ONE SINGLE THING that could have helped prevent this disaster is acting in a timely manner. Instead, we got 7 1/2 years of 'Nothing is wrong, this is just fear-mongering by the Left', until the last 6 months when things got:

1. Too out of control to ignore.2. Too close to the end of Bush's term for him to actually be blamed for his attempts to fix it.3. Too out of control to fix before someone else got in control, virtually ensuring that the new guy would be blamed for everything, and the retards on the Right would forget who was ACTUALLY at the helm when the Titanic hit the iceberg.

Face it, Bush was in charge when everything went to Shit, Obama's just been handed a burning skyscraper and a Super Soaker, while the Right sits by and refuses to even refill the water tank on said Super Soaker. Bush fanned the flames and ignored the results, and the Right has become so fucking stupid that they refuse to recognize this OBVIOUS chain of events.

Joe Acerbic
Joe Acerbic

Sometimes it's all about rope-a-dope...

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

Short form. Long form. Does size really matter, Jack?

Skeakins
Skeakins

Obama applied to Columbia as a foreign student from Indonesia and listed his religious preference as Islamic.  He used the name Soetero on his application.  His mother was married to 2 radical Islamic men.  Who is the real Barack Hussein Obama?

Joe Acerbic
Joe Acerbic

I regret to have to respectfully inform you that you are a lying kook.

Tc1959
Tc1959

Joe Blowhole Show Film at 11

mirele
mirele

Obviously the "shock" is going to be to the birfers when Joe tells them "nothing to see here, move along." But Joe will string them out as long as possible before giving them the news.

Joe Acerbic
Joe Acerbic

Of course there must be a thorough investigation first. Birfoons need to send enough money for an investigative trip to Kenya for Shurf Joe and maybe the whole "posse". There are so many clues and evidence in the coastal areas just outside Mombasa and in the nearby Tsavo area. :-)

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

Funny, and unfortunately, probably accurate.

Joe Acerbic
Joe Acerbic

I wonder if a day trip to Tsavo might be sufficient at all for the investigation... I remember reading somewhere that Obama might not have been born in a Mombasa hospital but instead at either the Sarova or Kilaguni lodge, so it would probably take at least an overnight stay at either one and meticulous interviews of especially the bar staff there.

Dumoudan
Dumoudan

Major newsbreak:Ask a Mexican when he / she plans to end their occupation of El Norte?

Linda
Linda

He's not a joker or a laughing stock, he is the only Sheriff in the US that did his job. We in AZ like him and what he has done. If he has some new details on Obama, lets see it. 

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Linda,

I recall a day that Arpaio "did" his job.  It was long ago, before he got on the speaking circuit and quit doing his job.

MM2
MM2

His job is fleecing the taxpayer out of millions of dollars?

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

Linda, you mistyped. What you really meant to type should have been, "...he is the only Shurf in the US what has did his job...". (governorspeak)

Also, please list both of you in AZ who actually like him. The rest of us who live here don't like him at all.

Now, take your teeth out and lie down for your morning nap. When you awaken you can read some more bullshit from the old guy and that will put another smile on your face, smoothing some wrinkles...

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Don't worry folks, give Rpiehole another day or so and he will have forgotten all about this.

ZawRoo
ZawRoo

lol, that redneck hillbilly is nothign but a pompous windbag that is jsut WAY too full of himself.total-privacy.se.tc

YeahDatsRightBitch
YeahDatsRightBitch

It will be good to see the dirty black ass bitch impeached and arrested for treason. I can't wait!     

AZPAZ
AZPAZ

This is by far one of the most unbiased and objective bit of reporting from the Left we've seen in a while. Who could expect more?

Steve Crawford
Steve Crawford

I'm sorry. Unbiased and objective reporting from the left is not possible!

AJDRK23
AJDRK23

Lmao, meanwhile, on Fox News........

I love how you guys are still so desperately clinging on to what the rational part of your brain is telling you cannot be true. Calm down guys. Go back into the living room, crack open your natural ice and bag of funyuns and see what Fox News is telling you to believe in or be afraid of today!

If you really want to believe that Obama is a muslim Kenyan or whatever ridiculous, completely baseless idea that the right wingers have in their obese heads, go for it. It doesn't matter. You guys are irrelevant now :)

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

AARPaio's latest death threat was so much of a yawn.  He took this one pretty seriously and only granted one TV interview to Fox 10 on the threat because he did not want to publicize it.  It sounded like a cartel is mad and wants to come over the border to assassinate the Sheriff.  Yawn.  Well, it did not get picked up like he hoped.  So, he is making the birther story front and center for a while.  The shock may never materialize, but AARPaio is in the news. 

I bet he can't wait for the bar hearings and the recall election are over so he can regain his "fair share" of attention.

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

I will only consider a death threat to him seriously when he has been buried.

Coz
Coz

....and the unfortunate thing is Tommy, the dumb ass voters in Maricrapola County would still vote for the Bozo.

Yourproductsucks
Yourproductsucks

You've turned into a one trick pony in your ignorant hate Jim.

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