Jan Brewer "Couldn't Think of Anyone Better" Than Sarah Palin to Write the Foreword to Her New Book

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You Betchya Sarah Palin wrote the forward to Jan Brewer's new book!
As we reported earlier this year, Governor Jan Brewer has written a book. Well, she had someone ghost-write a book on her behalf that's scheduled to be released November 1.

As we noted in our previous report, Jan's new book wasn't just written by a ghost-writer, it was written by a Sarah Palin-sympathizing ghost-writer/old high school basketball pal -- so it shouldn't come as a shock that the foreword to the book was written by Palin herself, because Brewer apparently "couldn't think of anyone better."

Jan's not necessarily known for her ability to think, so when considering potential scribes for the foreword to her book, it makes sense that she couldn't think of anyone better than the former Alaska governor.
"I reached out to [Palin], and without hesitation, she agreed," Brewer tells the Arizona Republic. "I was grateful and thrilled that someone with her prominence could be in the book."

The book is titled "Scorpions for Breakfast: My Fight Against Special Interests, Liberal Media, and Cynical Politicos to Secure America's Border" (a little self-serving, we know, which is why New Times came up with its own title for Jan's book, as well as a complete table of contents, which you can see here), and she's been paired with conservative ghost-writer Jessica Gavora.

Gavora and Palin go way back. On her Facebook page, Gavora boasts that "she grew up in Fairbanks where she played high school basketball against future Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin."

She even helped Palin pen her own memoirs, America by Heart: Reflections on Family, Faith and Flag.

In addition to her work on Palin's memoirs, Gavora's written her own book,Tilting the Playing Field: Schools, Sports, Sex and Title IX,' and is a former chief speechwriter for John Ashcroft, Attorney General under George W. Bush.

Brewer's book is pimped by the publisher as the tale of "America's toughest governor" in a state and country "under siege'' by a "dysfunctional'' federal government that has failed to protect its citizens and "a national political movement that cynically depends on uncontrolled illegal immigration to realize its vision of a transformed America.'

We'll definitely be coughing up the $26.99 to get our hands on a copy -- as we noted in our previous post, our grill's not gonna light itself. '
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Oliver Grill
Oliver Grill

Why not, both women are brain dead so naturally they like each other...Does anybody in this State care that Arizona is the laughing stock of the country???? We have a Governor who has no class, shakes her finger in the face of the President of the United States, then we have a Senator who has been in office for years and years and hasn't done nothing....People really do wonder about we Arizonians???? Being a heavy Republican State, most people across the country understand this, but still have laughs a day about us...........

Velvet Michael
Velvet Michael

Really?!  She couldn't find someone who actually had 2 functioning brain cells to rub together? I certainly hope that she knows where Arizona actually is and doesn't set it down in Italy somewhere.  But then again, I'm sure Jan's ghost writer, who was also Sarah's ghost writer will research everything Sarah writes down before she actually sends it to the publisher.  One can only hope.

Carol Dijkhuyzen
Carol Dijkhuyzen

Racist's stays together...or flocks together.Imagine this ugly Brewer asking quitter loon Palin.,to write that forward statement.....OMG!These two constitutes lunacies..and retardation.

Jim
Jim

It's going to be sad when the real truth comes out!

guest
guest

If this information is not telling enough. Scary! Like two peas in a pod, tweedle dumb and dumber .

sodakhic
sodakhic

Notice all those liberal books flying off the shelves. That would be zero. Libs just can't stand success.Palins accomplishments puts the progressives to shame.I won't list her amazing three years, but suffice it to say there is not a liberral woman or man in America that can touch her.And at 47 she's just getting started.

Follower_of_the_ONE
Follower_of_the_ONE

Sarah Palin in Arizona politics!  That is a scream. ..No I mean it much like a grade B horror flick.. it's a scream.   Why did Sarah Palin come to Arizona Politics?... for the same reason any self respecting fly cannot resist a pile of festering moose shit and geese fly south for the winter, it's in her nature.

Oliver Grill
Oliver Grill

 Follower_of_the-ONE  and being a person who lives in Arizona, she will do well here.  It's full of lots of old people who are near sighted and can't see Arizona is a laugh all over this country...Just look at them re-electing McCain over and over again, I'm sure most of them are hoping he will finally, one day, so something, except of course make some more dumb statement which he is so famous for doing!!!

Bobby
Bobby

Just as it's in the lefts nature to ruin the U.S.

Bobby
Bobby

SOMEBODY HAS TO HELP THE PEIOPLE ON THIS FORUM. THERE'S A MASS OUTBREAK OF COGNITIVE LOSS.

Ross
Ross

Word of the day:   FOREWORD

The original version of this story was posted with it as FORWARD

Now it's FOREWARD

Keep trying.

Bobby
Bobby

I've noticed that no matter what picture leftists try to pick to make Palin look unflattering, she still comes through as a beautiful woman. If you don't succeed, try, try, again.

scobob
scobob

When you have done wrote a book, you needs to get somebody famous to sell it for you. Like maybe a failed vice presidential candidate or maybe a 2 year governor or a dimwitted talking head from faux news. I think janet has hit the jackpot

Bobby
Bobby

Something wrong with your English?

Vic
Vic

More proof that I Can See the sink from my Toliet Palin, is slowly gearing up for act 2in politics.  And her location will be Az.

Follower_of_the_ONE
Follower_of_the_ONE

She's been running in circles so fast and hard that her head just hasn't had time to catch up to her ass yet ... so it can lodge its self firmly!

David Saint
David Saint

i can see it now, "Jan, you have did the best job for AZ, keep it up the great work". 

Follower_of_the_ONE
Follower_of_the_ONE

With a fatal stroke and on a financially lucrative whimDeath Panel Jan's pen has killed many, many menWomen too!  Don't forget many children who felt the screw!

Let's not forget the private prisonsThey helped Brewer, Pearce and Arpiao get electedTheir profit margins sure have risenLike Pearce and Arpiao she'll soon be impeached and rejected. If the taxpayers have to pay for empty bedsWouldn't it be cheaper to fill the cells with the aforementioned sorry asses?

Follower_of_the_ONE
Follower_of_the_ONE

Yeah, I know... I'm working on my med schedule... T.S. is a bitch, thanks for letting me vent!

Bobby
Bobby

You've been hanging around the "undocumented" too long.

Mistalee
Mistalee

Trees are being cut down to produce this book? Seriously? What a waste.

Follower_of_the_ONE
Follower_of_the_ONE

Mistalee...Yeah, even the recycled toilet paper could be put to a better use.. besides it's already had enough shit spread on it....

Bobby
Bobby

No more than the required energy be it oil,etc. that is needed to fuel the idiocy you send over the lines.

Schadenfriend
Schadenfriend

Brewer and Palin are morons, but they might at least know that it's called a "foreword." 

Bobby
Bobby

You got proof comrade Thickskull?

Pit Boss
Pit Boss

Palin has something in her eye in this picture. Maybe Rice?

Bobby
Bobby

Pit Bosses comments are unique in that they're characterized by a kind of "soft" idiocy.

Pit Boss
Pit Boss

Shut the hell up!  I'm about as "hard" an idiot as there ever was.

Bobby
Bobby

Oh, alright Boss, I apologize, but only because it's you.

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

Boss. I think someone squirted something in her eye..

Bobby
Bobby

Tommy, your'e better than that.

Coz
Coz

Jan Brewer write a book ?

Can she even read ?

Bobby
Bobby

Idiot strikes again.

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

"It's what I has did", by Mrs. Brewer.

Oliver Grill
Oliver Grill

 Tommy Collins, that is really funny and you are so right.  Jan Brewer can't conjugate a verb, let along put a sentence together and makes any sense.  The big boys in this State just love her, she does whatever they tell her to do, between drinks that is!!!...............

Nweng
Nweng

We can did mavericky together and make Arizona a gooder place to live and go rogue. TTFN, your BFF Sarah

Jason
Jason

Jan and Sarah, two clueless, dimwitted peas in a pod...

Bobby
Bobby

But most politicians are geniuses.

Mistalee
Mistalee

Dumb and dumber.

Bobby
Bobby

You got proof o that Comrade?

Seedy Ward
Seedy Ward

I was surprised to learn that Sarah Palin could actually write. Of course, she probably farmed the task out to another ghost writer.

Bobby
Bobby

Your a true leftist idiot. The woman was governor of a U.S. state and spent all kinds of time taking college classes. You still have to be able to write, when you take college classes, but I realize that since leftists control the whole education system, writing will soon be an elective.

Not Surprised
Not Surprised

I was surprised to learn that Jan knew "she couldn't think!"

They've both run out of gas for their political bandwagon rides...they're fading fast into political has beens that could have been but never were.

Bobby
Bobby

You got proof of that comrade?

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