Best Reader Caption For Photo of Joe Arpaio's Geriatric Goon Squad?

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James King
Your Caption Here.
Last week, we asked our readers to offer suggestions for an appropriate caption for the above photo of Maricopa County Joe Arpaio's aging goon squad for this week's New Times' You Write the Caption contest..

We had 80 responses in the comment section of the post, which you can see by clicking here.

We've narrowed it down to five finalists, but only one can win the grand prize: a pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building, a firm handshake, and a lukewarm glass of Phoenix's municipal tap water.

The finalists are as follows:

A) Ross with "Remember, guys, we shake down enough brown people until we find one who is smuggling Viagra from a Nogales pharmacy."

B) Painful Rectal Itch with "All right maggots, crank up your Beltones and repeat after me:

'This is my clipboard. Thare are many like it, but this one is mine. My clipboard is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my clipboard is useless. Without my clipboard, I am useless. I must write on my clipboard. I will. Before God I swear this creed: My clipboard and myself are the defenders of my country. We are masters of our enemy, those who mow our lawns and cook our food. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there are no more Mexicans, but peace. Amen.'

C) Phil with "Those with a walker or cane please lean on one of the strong ones next to you or we have braces to hold you; look tough and hold on for just a minute while we snap a quick PR photo..."

D) da beech mon with "Michael Jackson's 'Beat It' (Sun City Remix)."

E) Phoenix Justice with "Wait! This is to arrest brown people? I thought we were doing undercover work at a massage parlor.

Cast your vote below.



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4 comments
Bobby
Bobby

I agree with you Lanny, but many people's understanding of the illegal alien issue is a non-starter. In other words, they don't give a crap. Alas, you must understand, they are mentally and emotionally limited, so they can't do or think more than their limited state allows.

Lanny Gilbert
Lanny Gilbert

I Think It's Time People Start Understanding The Word Illegal, And Send Them Home. Take Care Of Our Own First, and That Includes The People That Took The Time To Become Citizens, The Right Way And Not The Illegal Way!!!!

Follower_of_the_ONE
Follower_of_the_ONE

It's such a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that we have the over 80 crowd patrolling Sun City for geriatric illegals.  Why have a poor "illegal" Mexican serving our fast food to support his family when we can have a greasy Crackhead doing the same job to support his habit.  Logic dictates that if he's blowing spooge into our food to support his habit he won't be stealing our valuable junk. 

DISCLAIMER:  this is not an indictment against the kids and adults serving our food at our local fastfood establishments... 99.999% of them are kids trying to get a start or adults trying to survive.  It's that .001% that are crackheads replacing "illegals" that have me worried.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Maybe if the crackheads can find fast food jobs, THEY'LL STOP RUNNING FOR STATE OFFICE!

As for the people who keep electing them............Reverse Darwinism??????

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