Winner of Best Reader Caption For Michele Bachmann Kissing Joe Arpaio's A$$: Shadeaux14

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Joe Arpaio's Twitter page
"Damn it Joe, try not to go outside of the lines or mommy will have to take your crayons away."
Congratulations to the New Times reader who goes by the handle Shadeaux14, you are the proud winner of this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.

On Friday, we asked readers to provide what they think would be an appropriate caption for the above photo of Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann kissing Sheriff Joe Arpaio's ass in an attempt to earn his political tip of the cap for her presidential campaign.

We picked the five best reader captions and put it to a vote.

See all the entries here.

Shadeaux14 stole the show with the following:
"Damn it Joe, try not to go outside of the lines or mommy will have to take your crayons away."

Thanks to everyone who played, and congrats again to Shadeaux14 -- to retrieve your grand prize of a firm handshake and a glass of lukewarm Phoenix municipal tap water, come to the New Times Building at 1201 East Jefferson Street in Phoenix. Go to the front desk and ask for James King any time after 1 p.m.

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8 comments
Verndog
Verndog

This competition was totally fixed towards anti-joe jokes. No consideration was given to the fantastic anti-liberal jokes that truely stole the show. Shame on you liberals for cheating!

Verndog
Verndog

By-the-way, shadeaux14 your caption sucks.

James King
James King

Never.

Eleanor
Eleanor

Well Mr. King....you still owe me lunch at a fast food restaurant. I just might decide to test the water and take a visit to the New Times building. 

Dumoudan
Dumoudan

Is this law Racist? Are the people who agree with this law racist?Are those who want this law enforced racist?Under Title 8 Section 1325 of the U.S. Code, "Improper Entry by Alien," any citizen of any country other than the United States who:Enters or attempts to enter the United States at any time or place other than as designated by immigration officers; or Eludes examination or inspection by immigration officers; or Attempts to enter or obtains entry to the United States by a willfully false or misleading representation or the willful concealment of a material fact; has committed a federal crime.Violations are punishable by criminal fines and imprisonment for up to six months. Repeat offenses can bring up to two years in prison. Additional civil fines may be imposed at the discretion of immigration judges, but civil fines do not negate the criminal sanctions or nature of the offense.

Eleanor
Eleanor

Shadeaux14 is going to get sick from all the sink water you keep feeding him.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Eleanor,The water won't make me nearly as sick as another term with the Sultan of Senility as sheriff.

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