Sleeping Inmate Ramon Corrales' Best Mugshot Ever in You Write the Caption


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Your caption here.

The above photo is the actual mugshot taken by a Maricopa County Sheriff's Office detention officer of assault suspect Ramon Corrales.

As you can see, he's apparently resorted to our current favorite way to stick it to the man: not even showing law enforcement the common courtesy of being conscious when they try to take your booking photo.

You Write the Caption's
pretty self-explanatory. Here's how you play: we show you a picture, like the above photo of Corrales' mugshot.

You -- in the comment section of this post -- then write what you think would be an appropriate caption for the photo.

On  Monday, we'll announce the top five reader captions and put them to a vote. The winner will receive a pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building, a firm handshake, and a lukewarm glass of municipal Phoenix tap water.

Do your worst, New Times readers -- and let's try to keep things somewhat polite/non-racist.
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32 comments
scarface
scarface

Dont bother im dreaming the american dream

Aztaco
Aztaco

"I like dreamin' cause dreamin' can make you mine. I like dreamin', closing my eyes and feeling fine. When the lights go down, I' m"

Bobby
Bobby

I love that song.

Samuel J
Samuel J

I'm too sexy for this jail

maybe368
maybe368

I'm dreaming of a white jailer, one who will clothe me all in pinkwhere the racists listen and their weapons glisten to stop my batos in their tracks...(sung to white christmas)

the handi man
the handi man

OH realy im not goin to smile you already called my mom!!! XD

Makolne3
Makolne3 like.author.displayName 1 Like

"Using the prison's ulta high speed camera, Prisoner Ramon is captured at the precise moment that he is releasing noxious gasious emissions from the taco and bean lunch that he recently consumed. Please note the pleasure with which Prioner Ramon seems to be emitting."

Wilma
Wilma

"Hey! That looks like the guy that I met down at the border. He's the one that helped me find all the strip clubs, street hookers, pharmacies, and... no, that's not him. That guy was awake." 

Renny
Renny

"Don't wake him. Admire the peaceful face. That is the kind of peace that only comes from a hearty lunch of Taco Bell's new Cheesy Beef Gorditas value meal with refried beens and a taco. It's only $6.52 with tax and comes with an extra large Soda."

Bobby
Bobby

That's truly funny. hahahahah................. and a great parady of our whole system.

Renny
Renny

"Shhhh... Jesus is sleeping."

BarryO
BarryO

"Don't wake him up, he just swam accross the Rio Grande"

BarryO
BarryO

"He ate all the frijolis that fell in the Nyquil"

Melcatraz
Melcatraz

That's racist. I'm reporting you to the white people.

BarryO
BarryO

What is racist? The frijolis?

Melcatraz
Melcatraz

No dude, the statement that my brother would bogart all of the frijolis. He would eat most of them but not all. He would leave some for his familia bro.

Mabele
Mabele

"He just ate 40 tacos."

JoeA
JoeA

"He wants us to wake him when the tacos are ready..."

Arizonaprisonwatch
Arizonaprisonwatch

This is pathetic, New Times. Arpaio already has a contest mocking prisoners - and folks always pick on the mentally or physically disabled  - safe to do as an anonymous asshole. After that article about Shannon Palmer came out, I thought you were ready to take this shit seriously. Guess it's just a few of your people who care, while King's still getting his kicks making fun of the rest of us, regardless of our guilt or innocence...

FilthyMcNasty
FilthyMcNasty

@Arizonaprisonwatch Said the Anonymous Asshole.

wherewasi
wherewasi

"...and they BETTER NOT wake me up until that friggin coloring contest is OVER!"

Eleanor
Eleanor

Maybe if I close my eyes I will just blend into the wall and they will forget all about me.

scobob
scobob

Sherrif Joe is telling his stories about his days in the DEA again.

Pit Boss
Pit Boss

"The best part about being a Pakistani terrorist is coming to Arizona and having law enforcement mistake me for Hispanic."

Guest23
Guest23

"Wake me up before you go go..."

Andrew Thom Ass
Andrew Thom Ass

"MY EYES!!!  MY EYES!!!  For the love of all that is sacred and holy, please put your robe back on Ms. Aubuchon!"

Andrew Thom Ass
Andrew Thom Ass

"Maybe if I pretend to go to sleep, Joel Fox will stop making passes at me..."

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