Michele Bachmann Kissing Joe Arpaio's A$$ in You Write the Caption

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Joe Arpaio's ghost tweeters' Twitter page
Your caption here.
In honor of Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann's recent trip to the Valley -- to plant her lips on the ass of America's self-proclaimed "toughest sheriff" -- we decided to go with a photo Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's ghost "tweeters" posted on his Twitter page for this week's You Write the Caption contest.

Arpaio, it seems, is signing a copy of his book for the presidential candidate -- and no trip to Arizona's complete without a fresh pair of pink undies. 

You Write the Caption's pretty self-explanatory. Here's how you play: we show you a picture, like the one above of Bachmann begging like a dog for Arpaio to endorse her candidacy.

You -- in the comment section of this post -- then write what you think would be an appropriate caption for the photo.

On Monday, we'll announce the top five reader captions and put them to a vote. The winner will receive a pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building, a firm handshake, and a lukewarm glass of municipal Phoenix tap water.


Do your worst, New Times readers -- and let's try to keep things somewhat classy (in other words, let's keep the death threats to a minimum).


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Imsoint
Imsoint

If she does get his endorsement Obama simply has to press the feds to arrestthe Sheriff and down the drain she goes! Endorsed by a corrupt, redneck, backwater racist sheriff.

There would be absolutely no way to talk herself out of that corner!

Who in their right mind asks for an endorsement from a demonstrated liar and corrupt official under investigation by the Feds in the first place?

Republican politicians are dumb, surprising they even have the brain powerto maintain their heart rate on their own without pace makers. Yuck!

Liberalfriend
Liberalfriend

"Ok, Ok, Michele, let me have you... uh.. lean over and like point at a word... and Joe.. let me get you to look like you are writing something above that word... yes that's it... Cheese"

StopTheHate
StopTheHate

At the signing for Arpaio's book "Mein Kampf" Michelle Bachmann suggests, "If we can't deport the immigrants, maybe we can round them up, put them in a big camp, and tell them, "We're giving you a shower.  It will only take a minute."

Anon
Anon

Bachman's hero, an evil monster. She won't get our vote. Did she ask how many have died in his jails awaiting trial or sentencing? Did she ask why he has more lawsuits that any other sheriff in the nation? Did she ask how many hundreds of millions of $$'s he has wasted of taxpayers' money? Did she ask where the $100,000,000 was spent that has been unaccounted for? Bachman and the law, is like Bachman and medical science. Ignorance is bliss in the GOP. Arpaio likes it like that.

Anon
Anon

Bachman's hero, a evil monster. She won't get our vote. Did she ask how many have died in his jails awaiting trial or sentencing?

Babeu
Babeu

Sheriff Joe, I want you to write you love me more in your book then Sheriff Paul Babeu. And you better give me more pink underwear than you gave him.

Cforyourself
Cforyourself

Turns out the HPV vaccine isn't the only thing that causes mental retardation.

Ernie13x
Ernie13x

Joe...Honey..."sheriff" isn't spelled with two "r"s!

Richard
Richard

"And if you turn the pen upside down, the bathing suit disappears... and there I am!"

wherewasi
wherewasi

"Is that your BMI or your IQ?"

Summerof69
Summerof69

What's funny about the picture is that neither can read.

Samuel J
Samuel J

In this photo you can see Bachmann pointing at what Arpiao called his "tent city" which he said had a vacancy.

Mikey1969
Mikey1969

And right there's MY phone number, you big stud...

Iluvteabagging
Iluvteabagging

Please spell beaners and wetbacks correctly.  If Marcus finds a misspelled word, he will force me to watch video of his latest gay barbarian punishment sessions.   

Lars
Lars

Michele: "What does that word mean?"

Joe:  "How the heck should I know!  You expect me to know every word in my autobiography?"

Homer
Homer

I believe everything I read or somebody tells me...Were you really an Arizona Lone Ranger when Arizona became the 51st state in 1876, the gay, er I mean, bi-centennial of the U.S?

Billy Bud
Billy Bud

I wish you were our Governor,  the last two bitches make Rose Mofford look good.

Barrylover
Barrylover

Michele and Joe develop plan to deport "legal" Mexicans.

Barrylover
Barrylover

Michele: "Joe, a local newspaper has been making fun of us, or so I am told."Joe: "Really, which one?"Michele: "Phoenix New Times."Joe: "Huh. Never heard of it."Michele: "Oh. OK, me neither. Never mind."

Pit Boss
Pit Boss

"Holy shit I think it moved. AVA, I THINK IT MOVED!!!!"

Mistalee
Mistalee

Dumb and Dumber II, the sequel.

Nweng
Nweng

And here's my plan for immigration reform, it's called "pray the illegals away".

ZakRulz
ZakRulz

No Joe, name is Michelle not Sarah.  Joe I thought we went over this, my last name is not Palin

Collinitzki
Collinitzki

My, what big knuckles you have, Joe! Are they made of brass, like my balls?

Rob
Rob

You gotta promise when you're done reading that you tell me what it's about, ok Michelle?

Enemy of Evil Bastards
Enemy of Evil Bastards

Hey Joe,

forget the book you crazy bastard!.  You haven't read it, why the hell should I.  Now this pink underwear, my husband will love it.  How about getting a few latinos to put on a show for him in the pink undies.  A lap dance wouldn't hurt. 

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

"A, as in Adam. H, as in Henry. Just write that we are both Adam Henrys. I will cherish this book forever. You should read it too, Joe."

Hock
Hock

Take your time and sound it out...in-dict-ment.  Very good!

StopTheHate
StopTheHate

New Film in Theaters in November.  "We Are Patriots: The Rise of the Nutzi Party" Starring Michelle Bachman as Adelle Hitler, Russel Pierce as Johnny Goebels, Joe Arpaio as Henry Himmler, and Jan Brewer as Evita Braun. (Any similarity between any persons living or dead is purely coincidental.)

David Saint
David Saint

"from one dictator to a potential other, with Love..Joe". 

"

RetiredArmy
RetiredArmy

Oh Joe is that how big it gets when you think of me in those pink panties?

DG
DG

"That's it Joe, by signing there you agree to make people look gay with your pink underwear and then my husbands company will then be paid by taxpayers to take their gay away."

Jason
Jason

I support corruption in law enforcement by asking the Flaccid Fool of MCSO for his worthless endorsement.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

It is like a strip club.  Women are all over you if you got money.  Candidates are all over Arpaio if he has an endorsement to hand out.

ChrisInDenver
ChrisInDenver

"After you're done signing your book, would you mind signing my breasts, too?"

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Here Michelle, I will autograph a copy of my autobiography that I did not write and don't agree with.

guest
guest

Come on, sound it out...DOG

Coz
Coz

...and when you're done signing the book Joe, will you sign the pink panties I'm wearing too ?

WhoKnows
WhoKnows

"Marcus would also like a pair of those cute pink panties."

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

Do you really think the wheezer is capable of creating a 'tent' anymore? He has trouble remembering his name...

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

not "every word"  but "any word"

Eleanor
Eleanor

not without his ed meds

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