Winner of Best Reader Caption for Photo of Joe Arpaio's Elvis-Themed Panty Party: Mikey1969

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James King
"Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice: The sound of crickets chirping filled the air as everyone on the Arpaio investigation(s) took the day off... As for the inmates, after the 15 minute panty party, they went back to stewing rats to supplement the meager rations handed out by the glorious Arpaio. As for Joe, he was rushed to the hospital when he threw out his rotator cuff (yet again) patting himself on the back. Again..."
Congratulations to the New Times reader who goes by the handle Mikey1969, you are the proud winner of this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.

On Friday, we asked readers to provide what they think would be an appropriate caption for the above photo. We picked the five best reader captions and put it to a vote.

See all the entries here.

Mikey1969 stole the show with the following:

"Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice: The sound of crickets chirping filled the air as everyone on the Arpaio investigation(s) took the day off... As for the inmates, after the 15 minute panty party, they went back to stewing rats to supplement the meager rations handed out by the glorious Arpaio. As for Joe, he was rushed to the hospital when he threw out his rotator cuff (yet again) patting himself on the back. Again..."

Thanks to everyone who played, and congrats again to Maybe368 -- to retrieve your grand prize of a firm handshake and a glass of lukewarm Phoenix municipal tap water, come to the New Times Building at 1201 East Jefferson Street in Phoenix. Go to the front desk and ask for James King any time after 1 p.m.
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Mikey1969
Mikey1969

Thanks guys... Obviously, I was a little partial to my own caption, but I thought the Bette Midler quote was spot ON, if I'd have had another one to vote for, it would have been that one, because 'tacky' describes Joe's antics to a 'T'...

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RetiredArmy
RetiredArmy

 Good job and congratulations Mikey1969. I'm holding out hope they are waiting until campaign season next year for the indictments and trial. That sure would leave some politicians with egg on their face if they had an endorsement from an accused criminal. It might also expose some of the dirty dealing that goes on in the Arizona GOP. I can only hope and pray.

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