This is What Went on in Tent City Today: an Elvis Impersonator, Cake, and Female Inmates Throwing Panties at 79-Year-Old Joe Arpaio

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James King
Joe Arpaio and Elvis dodge pink panties being thrown by female inmates as the sheriff sings "My Way" by Frank Sinatra. Only in Arizona.
If you'd told us last week that one day we'd be sweatin' it out in a makeshift, outdoor jail in the Arizona desert as the 79-year-old sheriff of one of the largest counties in the country sang a duet with an Elvis impersonator -- as female inmates threw pink panties at him -- we honestly wouldn't have been too surprised; this is Maricopa County under the Joe Arpaio regime/reality show.

Arpaio celebrated his infamous Tent City's 18th birthday today by unveiling a monument in the middle of one of his female "housing" units -- his name, of course, dominates the granite marker.

Female inmates laughed and sang along as Arpaio belted out Frank Sinatra's "My Way" with the help of a detention officer dressed as Elvis.

Of course, Arpaio was certain to point out, he once busted the real Elvis in Las Vegas (decades ago).

At first glance, the inmates seemed to be having a blast -- several served as dancers who swayed behind "Elvis" as he sang "Jailhouse Rock" and many laughed along as the sheriff joked about the heat. However, when the inmates lined up to get a piece of cake and a cup of ice cream (the ice cream cups expired a year ago, as one deputy nervously pointed out. "That's alright, though" he then said) we had a chance to speak to some of the gals when they weren't under the sheriff's watchful eye.

"We don't want cake and ice cream," one inmate tells New Times, "we want some fucking air conditioning."

Another inmate, who was seen joking around with the sheriff when he first took the podium, told us how she really feels about America's self-proclaimed "toughest sheriff."

"I fucking hate him (Arpaio)," the inmate said while helping herself to a piece of cake. "This shit goes in a jail? Really?"

Arpaio's opponent in next year's GOP primary for sheriff, Scottsdale Lieutenant Mike Stauffer, finds the sheriff's latest charade as ridiculous as the inmates.

See a note Stauffer posted on his Facebook page about today's "Joe Show" below:

Arpaio is at it again showboating a facility that has cost the taxpayers millions of dollars in lawsuits. This out-of-control facility has done nothing to impact or deter crime in any way. In fact, the so-called tent city is riddled with drugs, gangs, felony assaults, etc. It is unsecure and has several escapes a week due to Arpaio's continued neglect. With only one detention officer per yard in tent city, your safety is in question as is the safety and well being of the detention officers assigned to this facility.

As Arpaio erects a monument to himself, we should all continue to question the 400 un-investigated sex crimes cases, the over 6000 lawsuits, the deteriorating technology, the long response times, the misappropriated taxpayer funds, looming federal investigations, etc...

It's time for a new sheriff, who will spend his time focusing on your safety, your quality of life, and the safety of the employees of MCSO, not desperately and pathetically trying to promote himself.


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Skanky
Skanky

Meanwhile, the PNT is losing ground as the most popular free fish wrapping paper in the area.

Skanky
Skanky

Love Big Joe! He should run for Senate. He would easily beat the Giffturds liberal.

BJ
BJ

So sad for AZ. People must know there is a big problem with this kind of behavior. Do we really want want to continue this behavior in the office of our Sheriff????

Nikodisias Papalapsuslos
Nikodisias Papalapsuslos

YES , WE CAN...YES , WE CAN...WE WILL WIN IN WAR ON TERROR (30 whities or what are terrorists will never come back alive...thank you lord....aaamen).

What do you mean tragedy! It was just a birthday present for planet apes president !!! That's all ! Feels great to flip hamburgers and hip hop atop of good news...makes you feel vibrant and energized !!!

ARIZONA = UTOYA = GOVERNMENT‘S "AFTERLIFE" CASH & $$ FLASH MOB (there was no shooting in Utoya or Arizona, but tear gas and theater instead on faces of multiculturalism maniacs..your guilt or blame and shame weapon against us and our families in our own countries atop of forceful unemployment during so called "ECONOMIC CRISES" during which third world foreigners are allowed to rape, kill, and still is nothing else but fast way to early retirements for government related criminals/ terrorists...$$$ extra bonuses, and newly issued state identities while calling you a terrorists) !!! http://stateofterror.blogspot.... or http://stateofterror.wordpress...

OBAMA = STALIN = BUSH or USA = SOVIET UNION http://avsecbostjan.blogspot.c... or http://avsecbostjan.wordpress.... Whitie is fighting war on terrorism just to come home and be pronounced as terrorist...turned in Timothy, jobless, homeless ...YESSS, WE CAN...YESSS,  WE CAN...GABBY OPENED HER EYES (Obaminator’s psychotic speech in Tucson = failed “Apocalypse Now“)

WAKE-UP !!! WAKE UP PEOPLE BEFORE IT GETS ALL TO LATE ON PLANET  APES !!! TEARS WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD !!! AS BUSH STATED "THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE PAID FOR"(to die ) !!

EVEN IF IRAQ WOULD  HAVE BEEN WAR FOR OIL ONLY,  VETERANS WOULDN'T NEVER EVER HAVE TO BE HOMELESS PEOPLE THE WAY THEY ARE AND NOR WOULD OUR PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE ALLOVER THE PLACE THE WAY THEY DO TO VERY TODAY(never ending “war on terror” story). BECAUSE EVEN IF WAR WAS FOR THE SAKE OF MONEY, MONEY SHOULD BE USED  FOR AMERICAN CITIZENS AND NOT WHAT THE CASE IS OR AGAINST WHITES(to destroy us allover the world) !!! You don't really proof for 911, just put  your sht together in your heads...THIS IS PLENTY ENOUGH TO HAVE O(B)SAMA  INDICTED FOR CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST WHITE AMERICAN HUMANITY TOGETHER WITH HIS ZIONIST MASTERS) !!!

Don't worry O(s)bama, you have just saved USA what is lots of Dollars in  your DEBT DEALS as those best of America or Navy Seals would  also grew older and then you already know how it goes...DEAD & ILL = DEBT DEAL !!!

HOW MUCH FURTHER ARE WE WILLING TO GO IN ORDER TO PLEASE VERY SAME PEOPLE WHO DENY US EVEN THE RIGHT TO EXISTENCE(what is to you country without laws or lawless country in respect to your personal rights, but the one that in contrast to your denied basic human rights recognizes you extremely liable when payments are due) !!?

IS IT INDEPENDENCE THAT WE CELEBRATE OR DEPENDENCE (what are your credit card bills or alimony saying about it) !!? HOW IS YOUR DIABETES AND LOST MARRIAGES !!? FORECLOSURES AND  JOB SEARCH !!? THAT IS THE QUESTION TO BE OR NOT TO BE !!! IS IT LAND OF THE FREE OR STATE OF TERROR AGAINST OWN  POPULATION !!? IT IS TIME TO LET THEM KNOW WHAT COLOR ARE THE STRIPES ON OUR STAR SPANGLED BANNER !!! TIME TO DETERMINE WHOSE INDEPENDENCE/AMERICA, WE CELEBRATE TODAY(who wants to erase us and denies us the right to exist) !!! IT IS  IMPORTANT TO KNOW WHOM WE ADDRESS WITH "PRESIDENT" (STOP HUMILIATING YOURSELF) !!!

VOTING POLL:

DO WE NEED MORE PROOFS TO INDICT OBAMA AND BUSH ADMINISTRATION FOR CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST WHITE HUMANITY !!?

1)NO, THEY ARE CLEARLY GUILTY AS OIL WAR NEVER EVER WAS REAL ISSUE IN GENOCIDE AGAINST WHITES. REAL ISSUE  ARE FACTS OR WHAT WE WITNESS TODAY WHEN VETERANS  ARE HOMELESS, JOBLESS, KILLED, ETC.

2)NO, AS 911 ALONE AS WELL AS ACTIONS IMPOSED AGAINST  WHITES IN USA (as well worldwide) ARE CLEARLY INDICATING ACTS OF GENOCIDE AGAINST WHITE HUMANITY

3)YESS AS JUST YESTERDAY(for over 15 years to very yesterday), WE (news/media = vacuum world of lies) WERE TELLING YOU THAT UNEMPLOYMENT WAS AT 10% WHILE TODAY ONE IS AT 50% (HOW COME NO ONE QUESTION JOURNALISM LIKE THIS OR  WHAT IS WORLD OF LIES AND DEMENTIA)!

4)I AGREE WITH FIRST TWO ANSWERS ABOVE.  IT IS TIME TO PRESS CRIMINAL CHARGES AGAINST BOTH ADMINISTRATIONS DUE TO ACTS OF GENOCIDE AGAINST WHITE HUMANITY FOR THE SAKE(SAFETY) OF US AND OUR CHILDREN(DO NOT TURN THEM IN WHITE REFUGEES ON PLANET APES OR WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE WHEN VISITING ABOVE PAGES) !!! 

Nick
Nick

Hey guys and gals, I understand thes people going to tent city did something wrong but it doesn't mean that the state/Arpio should take advantage of their situation. It would do Arpio a lot of good if he read the Bible, but looking at his motives and situation he is on a path to Hell which is worse than any punishment here on earth. This is where he will spend eternity in the lake of fire unles he repents what he has done. You know aprox 2-3 people die per second in the world, and only about 1 out of 100 actually goto Heaven. Don't goto the same place Arpio is going, goto your local church for answers, hate will only lead to a path of destruction.

www.thecontrabandsound.com
www.thecontrabandsound.com

Arpaio is just livin it up cause he knows his time is running out.  He fricken 79 years old dude! He could care less about the status of AZ and its movements.  Thats why we wrote a song about him that hits him where it hurts. We wrote "F#@K Sheriff Joe" and FOX news played it for him.  Perfect.  Its about him battling his own mortality as he struggles to hang on to life from his death bed.  Oh and by the way.. we heard Arpaio sing at tent city that day, and you would have thought it was some drunk-ass riding into town on the back of a donkey singing over a microphone.  Just a spectacular sight.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

What size were the panties?

Harry Wisencraker Jr.
Harry Wisencraker Jr.

Wonder if he'll go after Stauffer like he has his other challengers?  That would be a HILARIOUS debate and seeing Arpiao get his ass kicked by Pat Oswald...priceless.

Johnny Skee Mask
Johnny Skee Mask

On the Face Book page: People Against Sheriff Joe proves that the majority of Americans hate that aging fool.

Sbnrok
Sbnrok

I'm glad they hate him, that's the point! He doesn't want you there. If you don't like him or what he does don't come back...common sense is really lacking these days.

Duane Ward
Duane Ward

I just paid $22.87 for an iPad 2 (64 GB) and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $674 which only cost me $62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, CentHub.com

danreebes
danreebes

I bet Joe personally inspects all of those pink panties before and after they are used

Rick
Rick

I am waiting for the day that "Sheriff" Joe is thrown out of office, Tent City is closed and this new monument to his ego is used as as part of an outhouse.

DonnaKuykendallStebbins
DonnaKuykendallStebbins

Who PAID for the monument that will be spit on time and time again? (spit is the least among what will most likely be adorning his monument)

Elvis loved the Ghetto
Elvis loved the Ghetto

What do Elvis and Joe have in common other than being disgustingly overweight constipated windbags? 

Nothing!!!!

Elvis was Constipated
Elvis was Constipated

What is the price tag for this piece of shit PR Stunt who will pay the billl!!!  How many county employees put it together and who is going to pay for it!  Elvis has been dead for decades, maybe Jo can follow his lead!!!!!!!

gomer79
gomer79

WHATTT? WOT??? WAT??? QUE??? What the FUCK is this? An episode of SABADO GIGANTE?!! I mean.. it's THAT RIDICULOUS. 

Bnbk
Bnbk

JoKKKe AARPiehole is truley a disgusting excuse for a human being.This piece of crap just loves to display & degrade anyone unlucky enough to be held captive in his concentration camp. I'm willing to bet that instead of throwing underwear at him,these women would much rather be throwing stones at that sadistic,depends wearing asshole.I hope he lives long enough to answer for all the harm he has caused & the crimes he has committed.

doesn't matter
doesn't matter

I'm pretty sure the *majority* of Americans aren't on that Facebook page. And sadly, regardless of what the rest of America thinks, it's up to Arizona voters to oust the douche.

Jami0117
Jami0117

That's right, do the crime do the time. These whinney little inmates need to just shut up and serve their time. And when they are released STAY OUT OF TROUBLE. Dumb asses.

Gpscentral
Gpscentral

I've never been in tent city and there are MANY of us who dont like what he does. You have no problem with your misappropriated tax dollars. Maybe you'd like to pay my taxes too if you like him so much. Yours is a very narrow view.

Bnbk
Bnbk

"He doesn't want you there". Bullshit ! He wants that concentration camp full & wants a media event every chance he gets.AARPiehole is worthless as a human being much less a sheriff. While felons with outstanding warrants are free to run the streets of this county,what the fuck is AArpiehole doing ? The only thing he knows how to do- be a self-promoting Media whore.

Native Guns
Native Guns

Like some other poster noted. I was hoping they were dirty when it was tossed at him.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Actually,  You could create the Joe Rpiehole memorial outhouse about 10 miles SOUTH of the border.and in his honor, one of the cartels can open up a nickle-bag store next to the outhouse.

James King
James King

The monument was actually donated and inmate labor was used to set it up. So it didn't cost taxpayers a dime -- according to Joe, anyway.

Triple-6 Gun Mane
Triple-6 Gun Mane

Yeah but they also got hot chicas on Sabado Gigante. In any case this is worst than ridiculous. Plus they fed the female inmates badly expired ice cream. I sure hope those panties were dirty.

Mistalee
Mistalee

Good one! Maybe next year he can have the guy in the bee suit show up!

Bnbk
Bnbk

Ridiculous is right! The worlds biggest MEDIA WHORE hard at work wasting our tax dollars.

Native Guns
Native Guns

I have to wonder what Ava thought of the "Flaccid" old "Fool" receiving so many female panties? I hope his wife is ticked as any other American here in Mari-kafka County.

Deniseaz
Deniseaz

bee suits ,, good then can thro in wasp nests , and hornets, and bees , after all a ot of pircks , for pircks

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Nah, the next faux lawman will probably be Butterbean although I have to admit, I don't know (or particularly care) who this Hendy look alike is.

gomer79
gomer79

Aye!! Chiste grande!!! :D 

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