Tempe Woman "Too Fat" to Work at Strip Club. Takes to Exchanging Boob Grabs For Beads on Bank of Salt River

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Elyzabeth Leitner's Facebook page
Elyzabeth Leitner, 20: "too fat" to work at a strip club?
Elyzabeth Leitner, 20, is apparently "too fat" to work at a Tempe strip club. The drunk hooligans floating down the Salt River Saturday afternoon apparently are slightly less discriminatory.

Leitner was arrested Saturday after cops watched her flash her ta-tas to several people, including three men who gave her party beads in exchange for boob grabs.

According to court documents obtained by New Times, police watched as Leitner walked up to the three men, had a brief conversation, and then removed her pink bikini top. The men would each then grab her bare boob and hand her some party beads.

Leitner's hardly the first person to drop her top while tubing on the Salt River. Click here to see how a floating stripper pole works (VIDEO).

The arresting officer notes in the arrest report that there was "a large crowd on the shore of the river" near where Leitner was seen by the officer, which makes sense considering there was a 20-year-old girl pullin' out her cans for anyone with a few beads.

The officer says a lot of people tubing down the river were exposed to Leitner's boobs. That, according to her Facebook page, may have been her goal.

Last Tuesday, Leitner posted on Facebook that she's apparently "too fat to work at Christie's in Tempe." Christie's, as you can see by visiting its website, is a high-end strip club.

When asked by a friend for an explanation, Leitner responded by saying the problem is her "frickin stomach. lol, like, really I weigh 135 [pounds and] I'm 5-foot-7. how much skinnier can I get!?

Four days later, Leitner was exchanging boob grabs for beads on the banks of the Salt River.

Leitner did not immediately respond to New Times' request for comment.

In addition to flashing some skin for some plastic beads, it was also revealed that Leitner's blood alcohol content at the time was .167. Leitner, as we mentioned, is only 20.

Leitner was booked for public sexual indecency and being a minor in possession of alcohol. When she was arrested, authorities discovered there was also a warrant for her arrest for possession of marijuana.
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Mark
Mark

 Ya i know this chick too. its pretty fucked up that he would put out an article like this and go as far as to using her name and picture. I am also pretty sure he didn't ask for her permission on this article. Also, do you have nothing better to write about James King? I'm pretty damn sure there is a lot more going on in this world that you need to embarrass girl like that, regardless what you think about it. So how about you be a real fuckin reporter and actually write something worht writing about yu worthless piece of shit. you're writing career obviously isn't going to go very far if this is the kind of shit you write about

Ronnie Rayguns
Ronnie Rayguns

bobby is living proof that some children were left behind.

Joel Z Williams
Joel Z Williams

i never understood why strip clubs discriminate on dancers. the market will regulate itself. put her on stage, if the guys don't like it they will tip other girls and the "fat" dancer will eventually leave and get another job. Who knows? the bar owners might actually learn that thick women r sometimes sexier.

Bobby
Bobby

Look, these girls have to make a living somehow nowadays, since our great leaders have outsourced most of the jobs and are insourcing the rest. And then, all of you illegal alien enablers aren't helping her either, since your'e enabling job and wage depression that affects Americans like her. What's her alternative, join the military? Sure, that's what the elite would want.

bigriggs
bigriggs

Her parents must be so proud....

David Saint
David Saint

lol im betting it wasnt her gut, but rather her drinking habits that prevented her from employment at Christies...

Bobby
Bobby

All I can say is, I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating crackers.

Native Guns
Native Guns

To be honest, I have to say she is a lot finer than most strippers at Christie's. That's only if you're not into skin-n-bone types, with ribs poking out. As if they've been at the concentration camp for the entire summer.

I give this sweet girl the thumbs up. Be proud of your own ASSets.

Eleanor
Eleanor

ok now I can comment on the story.....I love it when you write about boobs......it makes me laugh....yes I laugh a lot.  The person to ask about Christies is Tempe Police Chief, Tom Ryff.....that's one of his favorite places to be.  Lots of stories floating around about that.

Eleanor
Eleanor

Before I even read this story......James, Mr. Hallman might call you out and tell you there are no strip clubs in Tempe.  I will send you that email.  One is considered Guadulape and one is on a county island.....but as I pointed out to Mr. Hallman.....they still both have Tempe addresses. I laugh about this because one night at council in his true asshole fashion he very pointedly was rude and disrespectful to a citizen because this citizen made the same mistake stating these strip clubs are in Tempe.  And well.....you know me I hate when he is rude to citizens (especially me) so I sent him an email. 

Bobby
Bobby

Hey your'e the kind of capitalist I can get behind. Exactly true, and very perceptive. Guys like us are hard to find.

Bobby
Bobby

Her parents have themselves to blame,if they are illegal immigration enablers. You folks are incapable of seeing the big picture .

Native Guns
Native Guns

Eleanor, I'm sure you got some good pair of "cans"(a J-King's description) of your own. If I'm not mistaken. It's funny how Mayor Hallman is rabidly conservative, yet allows strip clubs(and adult video stores) to operate within his own city limits.

James King
James King

Thanks, Eleanor. Boobs are something for which I have a passion. Writing about them just comes naturally.

Eleanor
Eleanor

Yes, Shadow Wolf I do.

As for Mr. Hallman he is just a control freak so with him I believe it is either about what he and his friends (they're called Hugh's Boys) want or about what his "opponent" wants but he doesn't want them to have.

Have you ever heard that saying that the people who try and control everything they are the people who are the most out of control? Well, this is Hallman and Ryff.....they are very close with each other.  I've observed the "hugs" they have shared with each other.  You know, linger with their arms around each other just a bit too long for hetero men.  Now that is just my observation and my opinion or as Mr Hallman would say to me,"Ms. Xxxxxx you ALMOST crossed the line". 

James, did I send you my response to Mr Hallman about that time when I saw Ben Arredondo out at IHOP (where Ky was murdered) with the two city council assistants, Mari Yenni and Amber Wakefield.  They were all having breakfast together and this was after Ben wasnt on council.  It was like 930 10 in the morning and these two women should have been at city hall doing their jobs since it was a friday. I brought it up at council but I said they were out with an older gentleman (I didn't mention their names).  That is when he told me that.  So it was my pleasure to let him know that the guy he hated most on council Ben Arredondo was out with the two council assistants when they probably should have been working. 

Too bad they censor when I speak from the public.........I think if I went up there and said the sky was blue and a cat usually has four feet they would censor it.  It's amazing what they keep secret from the public especially since they are all about "transparency". 

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