Joe Arpaio's Elvis-Themed Panty Party in You Write the Caption

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James King
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Above, you can see the photo we snapped of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio at his Elvis-themed panty party at Tent City earlier this week.

Arpaio sang a duet with an Elvis impersonator as female jail inmates threw pink panties at him. Then there was cake...and expired ice cream.

We witnessed this -- yes, it really happened.

You Write the Caption's pretty self-explanatory. Here's how you play: we show you a picture, like the one above of America's self-proclaimed "toughest sheriff."

You -- in the comment section of this post -- then write what you think would be an appropriate caption for the photo.

On Monday, we'll announce the top five reader captions and put them to a vote. The winner will receive a pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building, a firm handshake, and a lukewarm glass of municipal Phoenix tap water.

Do your worst, New Times readers -- and let's try to keep things somewhat classy (in other words, let's keep the death threats to a minimum).
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Nikodisias Papalapsuslos
Nikodisias Papalapsuslos

YES , WE CAN...YES , WE CAN...WE WILL WIN IN WAR ON TERROR (30 whities or what are terrorists will never come back alive...thank you lord....aaamen).

What do you mean tragedy! It was just a birthday present for planet apes president !!! That's all ! Feels great to flip hamburgers and hip hop atop of good news...makes you feel vibrant and energized !!!

ARIZONA = UTOYA = GOVERNMENT‘S "AFTERLIFE" CASH & $$ FLASH MOB (there was no shooting in Utoya or Arizona, but tear gas and theater instead on faces of multiculturalism maniacs..your guilt or blame and shame weapon against us and our families in our own countries atop of forceful unemployment during so called "ECONOMIC CRISES" during which third world foreigners are allowed to rape, kill, and still is nothing else but fast way to early retirements for government related criminals/ terrorists...$$$ extra bonuses, and newly issued state identities while calling you a terrorists) !!! http://stateofterror.blogspot.... or http://stateofterror.wordpress...

OBAMA = STALIN = BUSH or USA = SOVIET UNION http://avsecbostjan.blogspot.c... or http://avsecbostjan.wordpress.... Whitie is fighting war on terrorism just to come home and be pronounced as terrorist...turned in Timothy, jobless, homeless ...YESSS, WE CAN...YESSS,  WE CAN...GABBY OPENED HER EYES (Obaminator’s psychotic speech in Tucson = failed “Apocalypse Now“)

WAKE-UP !!! WAKE UP PEOPLE BEFORE IT GETS ALL TO LATE ON PLANET  APES !!! TEARS WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD !!! AS BUSH STATED "THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE PAID FOR"(to die ) !!

EVEN IF IRAQ WOULD  HAVE BEEN WAR FOR OIL ONLY,  VETERANS WOULDN'T NEVER EVER HAVE TO BE HOMELESS PEOPLE THE WAY THEY ARE AND NOR WOULD OUR PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE ALLOVER THE PLACE THE WAY THEY DO TO VERY TODAY(never ending “war on terror” story). BECAUSE EVEN IF WAR WAS FOR THE SAKE OF MONEY, MONEY SHOULD BE USED  FOR AMERICAN CITIZENS AND NOT WHAT THE CASE IS OR AGAINST WHITES(to destroy us allover the world) !!! You don't really proof for 911, just put  your sht together in your heads...THIS IS PLENTY ENOUGH TO HAVE O(B)SAMA  INDICTED FOR CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST WHITE AMERICAN HUMANITY TOGETHER WITH HIS ZIONIST MASTERS) !!!

Don't worry O(s)bama, you have just saved USA what is lots of Dollars in  your DEBT DEALS as those best of America or Navy Seals would  also grew older and then you already know how it goes...DEAD & ILL = DEBT DEAL !!!

HOW MUCH FURTHER ARE WE WILLING TO GO IN ORDER TO PLEASE VERY SAME PEOPLE WHO DENY US EVEN THE RIGHT TO EXISTENCE(what is to you country without laws or lawless country in respect to your personal rights, but the one that in contrast to your denied basic human rights recognizes you extremely liable when payments are due) !!?

IS IT INDEPENDENCE THAT WE CELEBRATE OR DEPENDENCE (what are your credit card bills or alimony saying about it) !!? HOW IS YOUR DIABETES AND LOST MARRIAGES !!? FORECLOSURES AND  JOB SEARCH !!? THAT IS THE QUESTION TO BE OR NOT TO BE !!! IS IT LAND OF THE FREE OR STATE OF TERROR AGAINST OWN  POPULATION !!? IT IS TIME TO LET THEM KNOW WHAT COLOR ARE THE STRIPES ON OUR STAR SPANGLED BANNER !!! TIME TO DETERMINE WHOSE INDEPENDENCE/AMERICA, WE CELEBRATE TODAY(who wants to erase us and denies us the right to exist) !!! IT IS  IMPORTANT TO KNOW WHOM WE ADDRESS WITH "PRESIDENT" (STOP HUMILIATING YOURSELF) !!!

VOTING POLL:

DO WE NEED MORE PROOFS TO INDICT OBAMA AND BUSH ADMINISTRATION FOR CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST WHITE HUMANITY !!?

1)NO, THEY ARE CLEARLY GUILTY AS OIL WAR NEVER EVER WAS REAL ISSUE IN GENOCIDE AGAINST WHITES. REAL ISSUE  ARE FACTS OR WHAT WE WITNESS TODAY WHEN VETERANS  ARE HOMELESS, JOBLESS, KILLED, ETC.

2)NO, AS 911 ALONE AS WELL AS ACTIONS IMPOSED AGAINST  WHITES IN USA (as well worldwide) ARE CLEARLY INDICATING ACTS OF GENOCIDE AGAINST WHITE HUMANITY

3)YESS AS JUST YESTERDAY(for over 15 years to very yesterday), WE (news/media = vacuum world of lies) WERE TELLING YOU THAT UNEMPLOYMENT WAS AT 10% WHILE TODAY ONE IS AT 50% (HOW COME NO ONE QUESTION JOURNALISM LIKE THIS OR  WHAT IS WORLD OF LIES AND DEMENTIA)!

4)I AGREE WITH FIRST TWO ANSWERS ABOVE.  IT IS TIME TO PRESS CRIMINAL CHARGES AGAINST BOTH ADMINISTRATIONS DUE TO ACTS OF GENOCIDE AGAINST WHITE HUMANITY FOR THE SAKE(SAFETY) OF US AND OUR CHILDREN(DO NOT TURN THEM IN WHITE REFUGEES ON PLANET APES OR WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE WHEN VISITING ABOVE PAGES) !!!

wherewasi
wherewasi

Is that Arpaio's name on that tombstone?  Oh.  It's a monument to his glory?  Darn!

www.thecontrabandsound.com
www.thecontrabandsound.com

Arpaio- (inner monologue) "Mmm.. well I'm 79 years old... and after everything I've done in my life it all boils down to this..  110 degree heat surrounded by the nastiest bitches in Phoenix, watching some fag dressed as Elvis swagger around as dirty disease ridden drawers are flung through the air and in front of me, and that's my name on that slab of granite there....  Yes sir, I have Arrived..." -grinning- ( Music Fades in...)

Jerry Klipsch
Jerry Klipsch

ARPAIO........."wonder if anyone would noitce  if I scooped  up some of these  ladies pink uindies and put them in my pocket  FOR FUTURE EVIDENCE "???????

20gauge
20gauge

One audience member to another:

"So what are you in for?"

"Forging prescriptions.  I couldn't take reality.  The pills made me see all kinds of bizarre, insane shit like dancing demons and dwarfs in hell." 

"Do you know what irony is?"

"Is it like Ecstasy?"

Molly
Molly

Sheriff Arpaio is a pink panty sniffer; makes him  smile. He autographs them, probably sells them, and now he smells them.

Jerry Klipsch
Jerry Klipsch

wonder  if anyone would notice if I scooped up some of there ladies pink panties  and put them in my pocket for FUTURE EVIDENCE  ????

Car_del99
Car_del99

See those two ? the one singing is in a hole...the other is in the closet...

Car_del99
Car_del99

See I told you I knew elvis...I arrested him and brought him  here...for you to see... now do you believe me ?

20gauge
20gauge

One audience member to another:

"You know what would be kinda cool"?

"What?"

"If Joe turned that fan around to blow on us."

"Yeah. I guess. Wanna throw some more panties?"

"Nah."

"Nah.

Sh100
Sh100

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

20gauge
20gauge

One audience member to another:

"Oh I love these two guys! They do lots of impersonations. I've seen them practicing at night behind the commisary with mops on their heads, twirling around like Stevie Nicks."

Not surprised
Not surprised

A quote from the beautiful Ms. Bette Midler..that Arpaio has obviously taken to heart as a shoddy politician and sleazy public figure......

"I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to it's present high popularity."

20gauge
20gauge

One audience member to another:

Wow, this is really getting me hot and wet."

"You dig Elvis huh?"

"No, it's August in Phoenix and I'm outside sitting on a hunka hunka burning gravel... my butt is sweaty. I mean Elvis is OK but he doesn't do it for me. Now that fat little roadie behind him... THAT, I could get into. Of course, I have a troll fetish, so...

RetiredArmy
RetiredArmy

Hay Joe, do all these pink panties come with brown skid marks on the ass end, or are they trying to tell us something.

Jungleroots
Jungleroots

"Sherriff impersonator debating tossing his pair of panties at Elvis impersonator too"

20gauge
20gauge

One audience member to another:

"Do you believe in Jesus Christ our lord and savior?"

"I did until I saw this. ALL HAIL SATAN!!!"

Lazik11
Lazik11

Lt. Sands played the tenor saxophoneLittle Joe was blowin' on the slide tromboneDrummer boy from Suite one-nine-oh-oh went crash, boom, bangThe whole rhythm section was a pink chain gangDoing the jailhouse rock

Ross
Ross

No black faces in the front row, but I'll sing it anyway --

People, don't you understand the child needs a helping handor he'll grow to be an angry young man some dayTake a look at you and me,are we too blind to see,do we simply turn our headsand look the other way

Pit Boss
Pit Boss

"Make sure you get the white girls in the front row so the camera gets them."

maybe368
maybe368

Worst episode of America's got talent ever

Harry Wisencraker Jr.
Harry Wisencraker Jr.

I wonder if I do this for the men, will my old staff, Hendy and Joely be there to throw their pink underwear at me too!  It would be so exciting to "DRAW CLOSE" to my boys again.. 

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Joe to Elvis

Don't get any ideas, the deal was I get to sniff the panties first.

Vic
Vic

 The sheriff proves that "Stay Away Joe" ain't just a movie title.

RetiredArmy
RetiredArmy

One for the money, two for the show, and it's time for Joe to GO GO GO.

ZakRulz
ZakRulz

The women of tent city have found a new way to earn good behavior

FormerRepublican
FormerRepublican

Perfect Example of why brothers and sisters shouldn't marry.

david saint
david saint

would you look at that..two dicks with no balls...

Pit Boss
Pit Boss

"I'm amazing. I arrested this guy in 1957 and I've managed to keep him in jail this whole time. Nobody tells ME when MY inmates are going to be released. Crap, I just shat myself again."

Gizzard
Gizzard

Bret Kaiser D.O telling Joe he's the only Elvis he was ever near or ever will be. Of course Kaisers hair looks pretty neat for having it up Joes ass for all these years.

jason
jason

You ain't nothing but a hound dog crying all the timeYou ain't nothing but a hound dog crying all the timeWell you ain't never caught a rabbitAnd you ain't no friend of mine.

FormerRepublican
FormerRepublican

Andy Thomas practicing for his disbarment hearing September 12th.  

Wondering
Wondering

Hey look theres that guys who brains were eaten by worms.... Hey Elvis is there too

FormerRepublican
FormerRepublican

Now if I could just get Elvis to bend over a little more, I'd stick it to him.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Elvis still performs for Joe, even after Joe arrested him years ago.

david saint
david saint

you can see one of the girls in the back thinking, "i wonder if they will notice if i put a rock in one of these panties before i throw it?"...

FormerRepublican
FormerRepublican

As a crowd gathers 'round an angry old man a clown on the street with a gun in his hand In the ghetto

Mistalee
Mistalee

Cruel and unusual punishment: Tent city inmates thought their lives couldn't get any worse, until they were forced to watch Sheriff Joe AND an Elvis impersonator.

Mikey1969
Mikey1969

<big>Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...</big> The sound of crickets chirping filled the air as everyone on the Arpaio investigation(s) took the day off... As for the inmates, after the 15 minute panty party, they went back to stewing rats to supplement the meager rations handed out by the glorious Arpaio. As for Joe, he was rushed to the hospital when he threw out his rotator cuff(Yet again) patting himself on the back. Again...

Lazik11
Lazik11

One died on the toilet, the other one hopefully will too

Jrludi
Jrludi

Jailhouse Crock!

J Curwen
J Curwen

"I'm on drugs, huh!I'm all fucked up!Uh huh huh, uh huh huh, yea, yea!"

Not surprised
Not surprised

Yeah, I noticed Arpaio had the one visible fan directed at him.

jason
jason

Who knew Candy Andy could pull off an Elvis impersonation? He couldn't even charge his political opponents correctly.

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