Joe Arpaio Eating Mexican Pizza in You Write the Caption

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James King
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Above, you can see the photo we snapped of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio struggling to eat a Mexican pizza from Taco Bell during a ceremony honoring the winner of the sheriff's Inmate Coloring Contest.

You Write the Caption's pretty self-explanatory. Here's how you play: we show you a picture, like the one above of Arpaio eating a Mexican pizza.

You -- in the comment section of this post -- then write what you think would be an appropriate caption for the photo.

On Monday, we'll announce the top five reader captions and put them to a vote. The winner will receive a pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building, a firm handshake, and a lukewarm glass of municipal Phoenix tap water.

Do your worst, New Times readers -- and let's try to keep things somewhat classy (in other words, let's keep the death threats to a minimum).

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47 comments
asuchick
asuchick

Inmate says, "I warned you. When you're in here, NEVER walk away and leave your food unattended. Not for a moment. HAHA!"

wherewasi
wherewasi

I thought I ordered Beanie Weenies.

Aliarzo
Aliarzo

Ew, we gotta start using this stuff in the restraining chair!

guest
guest

Hey, this Queen burrito tastes pretty good. Who knew that jailhouse dog would taste like this.

wherewasi
wherewasi

This looks like Drop House Cheese.  I will have to immediately begin to plan my next media stu... er, I mean "Crime Supression Sweep".

Jgaritson
Jgaritson

"Montezuma works in mysterious ways... Lets all hope he took his revenge in the form of Mexican Pizza!" - Inmate

Pit Boss
Pit Boss

"This Mexican food just made me shit my slacks."

Bobby
Bobby

I love you man, your'e the coolset guy on these blogs.

1234
1234

And the New Times says I wasted a 100million Dollars on stupid stuff.  Once again they can eat my pink shorts because I just spent 20k in labor and 5 dollars at Taco Bell to put on this crappy PR stunt!

1001
1001

Im gonna share this crap with Russell, He will eat anything?

Bendme over Joel
Bendme over Joel

Joe: Is that really how much Joel Fox was able to put in before Hendy walked in?

1001
1001

You can tell after the last raid that white guys are now the the cooks at Taco Bell!!

1001
1001

Leave it to the illegals to put beans on a Pizza!

1001
1001

"If I eat this, My Pink Boxers will turn Brown"

1001
1001

"This is the crap you get when you let all of those Mexicans make Pizza's!"

Jason
Jason

Next immigration raid: Taco Bell!

Nicamen
Nicamen

" I can tell between an illegal Mexican pizza from a legal Mexican pizza and this one was illegally cooked by Gov. Brewer!!

Ricardo
Ricardo

I'm getting ready to pose for my MUGSHOT OF THE DAY!

Not Surprised
Not Surprised

"Did someone replace the beans on this thing with something else brown and creamy?  This kinda smells and tastes like s**t."

Zac Zac
Zac Zac

I knew there was a reason I hated Mexicans

BD
BD

Humm...I suspect this hamBUGGER is illegal

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Joe Arpaio, color coordinated his shirt with the cell bars and the inmates underwear to share an illegal immigrant worthy feast from Taco Bell.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Dinner at that MCSO Kidz Club with Sheriff Joseph Arpaio.

DrConspiracy
DrConspiracy

This taco tastes like it has layers. I don't think this is an authentic natural born taco. I'm going to investigate.

FormerRepublican
FormerRepublican

Isn't this fun?  I got this idea from Russell Pearce when he brought Taco Bell to his son in prison. 

Ross
Ross

"We set up this table in front of that door so if there's a fire we can watch them try to get out."

Tim Hanner
Tim Hanner

Post immigration raid Mexican Pizza is the best!

Eleanor
Eleanor

Are there really mexicans in this pizza?

scarface
scarface

Hmm do I have to eat it ?

Sampson419
Sampson419

Ewwww.....it looks like a Mexican cooked that......

Pressguy
Pressguy

Needs more mayonaise.  Ava !!!!!

Burritos-R-Us
Burritos-R-Us

"hey, is that a burrito or are you just happy to see me?"

Johnny Skee Mask
Johnny Skee Mask

"Damn this Mexican shit is worst than my famous Joe's Loaf".

WhoKnows
WhoKnows

"Last time I ate a Mexican it wasn't as spicy!"

Mikey1969
Mikey1969

"Hey wait! There's no rat in this!!" "All right, who's been coddling the prisoners again?"

Greg
Greg

"oh em gee, my fingers are messy with messican taco sauce...ew"

Phil
Phil

This crap is just above what I feed them.......i think my pacemaker just went off!!!

Stacy
Stacy

That smell isn't parmesan cheese

GRTaylor2
GRTaylor2

I'll eat a Mexican anyway I can.

Mistalee
Mistalee

" OMG, this stuff is awful! I mean, I can barely gag it down!

I' ve GOT to start serving it at the Jail!"

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