Russell Pearce and J.T. Ready in You Write the Caption

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In honor of the recall of Senate President Russell Pearce, we've chosen an oldie-but-goody for this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.

You Write the Caption's pretty self-explanatory. Here's how you play: we show you a picture, like the one above of Senate President (for now) Russell Pearce and his white supremacist pal J.T. Ready.

You -- in the comment section of this post -- then write what you think would be an appropriate caption for the photo.

On Monday, we'll announce the top three reader captions and put them to a vote. The winner will receive a pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building, a firm handshake, and a lukewarm glass of municipal Phoenix tap water.

Do your worst, New Times readers -- and let's try to keep things somewhat classy (a.k.a., let's keep the death threats to a minimum). 

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Quinn
Quinn

Should old acquaintance be forgot,

and never brought to mind ?

jtready
jtready

I told you not to let Josh get that Swastika War Eagle tattoo on his chest, JT.. Now Bill Straus is going to give me a friggin' ulcer over this! Oy veh.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

JT: Damn Russ, Jan gave her speech and I couldn't see your lips move.

KeyserSoze
KeyserSoze

Two rotund racists dressed in American flag garb. I imagine this is how most of Jan Brewer's masturbatory fantasies begin.

wherewasi
wherewasi

Whaddaya mean "It's a dry hate" , Russ?  You quit drinkin' ?

wherewasi
wherewasi

JT, I haven't been to a good old fashioned hangin' in years and I sure do miss 'em.  That's the thing I hate about Arizona, other than all the Democrats and Mexicans, is that there aren't too many good hangin' trees. Ya can't hang someone off a cactus.  Now Mississippi, THEY got good trees.

daylate n'dollarshort
daylate n'dollarshort

J.T.:  Rusty, check it out, they got deep-fried beaner fingers over there!Rusty:  Hee hee, that sounds good, let's grab us some.J.T.:  Naw, I was just jokin', it's only hot dogs.

wherewasi
wherewasi

Hey Russ - was it Colburt or Stuart that did that one really funny gig where he said that you said "My grand daughter is Mexican - and I'm sure gonna miss her".  Hahahahaha.... gosh Russ, that was so damn funny.  How long has it been since you had her deported now?  Seems like yesterday...

Rick
Rick

This is the result of interbreeding between siblings.

If
If

I'm hungry. Aren't you hungry? Let's head over to the buffet table before who knows who gets their fingers in them wings and ribs.

wherewasi
wherewasi

That was so funny when you screwed the kids out of their book learnin' and ignored all them people that can't find a job and told them "screw you!  I don't care if you end up homeless".  I always bust a gut laughin' when you're doin' your hatin' cuz you're so good at it.

wherewasi
wherewasi

JT, what I've been told by my God is that if we can sacrifice our lives to the dedication of hating Mexicans, there will be 72 virgins waiting for us in heaven.  It don't get no better than that, boy!  Yes, JT, God appeared in front of me and said that.  I swear it on the Confederate flag.

wherewasi
wherewasi

...and just think about it Russ.  You're already the de facto guvner, and if Miss Jenny can fool the crowd into thinkin' she's got what it takes to be in politics with no experience, you can be de facto mayor of Phoenix too and you'll have the REAL White Power!

wherewasi
wherewasi

Russ, I know you boinked my mama.  When I scraped the white out off my birth certificate, I found you listed as my daddy. And just see how much we look alike.  Can I please call you "pa"?

RetiredArmy
RetiredArmy

Keep smiling JT and maybe the idiot voters in my district wont make the connection between our radical right wing philosophy and the 84 dead children in Norway. 

Kpegjer94
Kpegjer94

J.T Ready  " Russ, I really don`t think this picture is a good idea"          Pierce......" why not J.T.  ???????   look  how good I look in this  FAKE US FLAG  SHIRT  and you are dressed SOOOOOO patritotic too  !!!!!!!!!!

Hess
Hess

I heard that someone brought a bootleg copy of the real Triumph of the Will.  I scored us two front row seats, it starts in five minutes.

Schadenfriend
Schadenfriend

"The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery." 4 U.S.C.A. s 8(d).  

nutcase
nutcase

Wherever we sleep, if prices are steep,

We'll always sleep cheaper together.

Wherever I go I know he goes.

Wherever I go I know he goes.

No fits, no fights, no feuds

and no egos, Amigos, together!

20gauge
20gauge

"Rusty, I am tripping BALLS right now. Are you feeling it yet? My mouth is really dry. I'm havin trouble breathing."

"Dude, there's a big Mexican behind you. He's chokin you. Just be cool man, people are staring. Am I wearing a flag? It feels like I'm wearing a flag".

Quezo
Quezo

Red, White, & Blue: You are doing it wrong

Crisher1
Crisher1

Ready:  Do you know how I train my milita to tie their boots?Pearce:  No, how?Ready:  In little nazis.

US_War_Veteran
US_War_Veteran

2 Triple Digit brains required.  Brains sold separately.

Pit Boss
Pit Boss

"The family that hates together, stays together."

Gerry-c
Gerry-c

Nazis against illegals.

Gerry-c
Gerry-c

Lots to smile about!

Arg13
Arg13

"People let me tell you 'bout my best friend,     He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy."

Lazik11
Lazik11

J.T.  : "...so then the rabbi pulls up his sleeve, points to his forearm and says, Hitler gave me da vinnin' Powerball numbers!!""Russ: That is hysterical. So a mexican, a pollack and a jew walk into a bar and....

Jason
Jason

Two peas in a pod...

Coz
Coz

Rusty: I have to lay low JT, are you ready to take over as Grand Master for the Arizona chapter of the KKK for the time being, I'll let you use my robe and hood. 

Gizzard
Gizzard

Rusty is my cougar..and yes we both support Gay marriage!

Gizzard
Gizzard

This is my Dad Russ..we dress each other for a reason. You can't see his hand in my pocket though, he thought that would be tacky!

RetiredArmy
RetiredArmy

Gee Russ keep smiling, maybe no one will open their 1956 edition of Fundamentals of Citizenship Arizona Civics book and notice we are in violation of at least 8 of the 15 items listed under How to Respect the Flag on page 442.

Sumary
Sumary

Is my hand up your ass or your hand up mine?

JTKurtz
JTKurtz

I love the smell of racism in the morning.  That smell, nothing else smells like that.  It smells like .......... victory. 

20gauge
20gauge

"Uncle Russell, this new titanium collar button is the sh*t!"

Eleanor
Eleanor

JT: "God, I just love it when Russ grabs my ass during photo ops.  I love smiling big for the camera.  I better remember to thank him "big" later."

RetiredArmy
RetiredArmy

Two fascist of a feather don't always stick together.

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