Morning Poll: Best Reader Caption for Photo of Senate President Russell Pearce and White Supremacist J.T. Ready

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Last week, we asked our readers to offer suggestions for a caption for the above photo of Senate President (for now) Russell Pearce and his white supremacist pal J.T. Ready for New Times' You Write the Caption contest.

Once again, you didn't disappoint.

We had nearly 70 responses in the comment section of the post, which you can see by clicking here.

We've narrowed it down to five finalists, but only one can win the grand prize: a pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building, and a lukewarm glass of Phoenix's municipal tap water.

The finalists are as follows:

A) Mistalee with "'When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag & carrying a Bible.' - Sinclair Lewis."

B) Ross with "He's just like a son to me, except I haven't had to take care of his kids while he's in prison."

C) JTKurtz with "I love the smell of racism in the morning.  That smell, nothing else smells like that.  It smells like.......... victory."

D) Lazik11 with "J.T.: '...so then the rabbi pulls up his sleeve, points to his forearm and says, Hitler gave me da vinnin' Powerball numbers!!'

Russ: That is hysterical. So a mexican, a pollack and a Jew walk into a bar and...."

E) 20Gauge with "'Rusty, I am tripping BALLS right now. Are you feeling it yet? My mouth is really dry. I'm havin trouble breathing.'

'Dude, there's a big Mexican behind you. He's chokin you. Just be cool man, people are staring. Am I wearing a flag? It feels like I'm wearing a flag.'"

Cast your vote for the winner of New Times' You Write the Caption contest below.

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9 comments
Lazik11
Lazik11

"Smile big for the camera and say Kobach!!"

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

I had to go with (C) simply because the photo embodies the racism that is the heritage of Nazi.

RetiredArmy
RetiredArmy

Went with "C". The tie in with these two and something Apocalyptic (these two being on the evil side of the equation) was too much to pass up.

Youse A Fine Motherfucker, JT
Youse A Fine Motherfucker, JT

James,

Yeah, yeah, I know I'm late with my entry, but I have a caption that's sure to appeal to the youngins in town.

A borrowed lyric from the recent Lil Wayne rap-tune...And so... to J.T., Rusty, Adolf, and the rest of the gang down at the chancellory -----

"Call Me Mein Fuhrer When Ya Back That Ass Up. You're A Fine Lookin' Nazi, When Ya Back That Ass Up... I'm A Sweatin In My Drawers When Ya Back That Ass Up."

Mistalee
Mistalee

JT's ass so big an fat, it goes "beep,beep,beep" when he backs that ass up. 

JT's ass so goddamned huge it blocks out the sun when he backs that ass up.

JT's ass so freakin heavy the Earth wobbles in its orbit when he backs that ass up.

Jason
Jason

That's funny.

The same sentiment applies to our mentally ill Senate president, Russell Pearce.

VakRoo
VakRoo

OK wow, that makes a lot of sense when you think about it.www.web-privacy.au.tc

Mistalee
Mistalee

Strangling you with your own viscera makes a lot of sense when you think about it. 

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