Joe Arpaio: "What's This 'Transparency' Thing?" Self-Proclaimed "Toughest Sheriff" Yucks it Up With Conservatives *VIDEO*

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Transparency? Never heard of it.
America's self-proclaimed "toughest sheriff" spoke at the Conservative Leadership Conference/Joe Arpaio Comedy Hour in Las Vegas over the weekend, where he had the conservative crowd in stitches as he yucked it up about how he'd never heard of that pesky concept of "transparency" in government until three years ago.

We're gonna go ahead and take his word for it.

We'll help the aging law dog out on this one: "Transparency" is when you run a government agency and allow those funding it (taxpayers) to see what you're up to -- which isn't exactly one of Arpaio's strong points.
 
See video of Arpaio's routine/appearance below. It would all be hilarious -- if it wasn't all true.


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matt gordon
matt gordon

The old sociopath jokes about "politicians", conveniently ignoring he is an elected official widely known for his own heavy-handed, underhanded and cruel political tactics. Someone should put together a slideshow of his entertaining adventures with the cost of each exploit printed across the picture. For example, a pic of him at a press conference bragging about rounding up illegals, printed over with the dollar amount all his raids, roundups, etc., actually have cost the county since he was elected. The outcome would surely be millions of dollars spent/wasted, millions of dollars in settlements and how many illegal immigrants were actually deported.

Coz
Coz

I couldn't watch the whole thing, 1 minute into it and I puked all over my keyboard.What a dumb fucker Arpaio is.

Jason
Jason

And the old fool babbles incoherently once again.

Note to Joe: You are not that important. You are just a sick, stupid old man who gets pleasure out of making male convicts wear pink underwear, being a Pearce/Thomas/Hayworth cocksucker, and you are a waste of taxpayer money.

Do us all a favor Joe. Resign.  

Coz
Coz

and who paid for this trip to Vegas, the Maricopa County Tax Payers ?

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

I think we know of about $100 million that he used from detention funds to pay for his pet projects and unlawful roundups. The county just spent months trying to figure out how to replace that money. Nice post, Matt. Thanks for your thoughts!

wherewasi
wherewasi

 I have a spare keyboard if you need it.  Give me a call.... LOL!

Coz
Coz

Or die, which ever comes first, really doesn't matter to me in the slightest.

>>Do us all a favor Joe. Resign.

Jason
Jason

Yup. Us taxpayers foot the bill once again for this old senile bag of shit.

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

The trip will likely be expensed as an extradition trip. The old fart went to a titty bar looking for any suspect wanted in Arizona. No one turned themselves in. So, he went by the convention and orated mindlessly about whatever came to mind and then returned to Phoenix. If he would just stay in Vegas he could once again imagine having stopped Elvis Presley...

The man is mentally ill.

wherewasi
wherewasi

 And how much did he waste going after Stapley, Wilcox and Donahoe?  The whole Court Tower "scandal" was an incredible fiasco, as was his alliance with Thomas and Aubuchon, both of whom are suing Maricopa County and the State of Arizona for millions and millions of dollars.

His legacy will go down in history, that is for sure.  Not a history to be proud of, but...

Coz
Coz

No shit, no wonder he doesn't have any money to fund a warrant squad, to busy wasting it on bullshit like this.

Coz
Coz

BTW, and still the one you boys at MCSO tried to steal from me. Got that one back too.

Coz
Coz

As a matter of fact, yes, 2 of them and a NSX...I'm sorry Arpaio doesn't pay you enough for sucking his dick to afford one.

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

You must be the one who submitted the positive sample on Coz. There is no other reason you would constantly harangue him here. Did it cost you a promotion? Or did you get a promotion because of your corruption?

Arpaio Dethroned
Arpaio Dethroned

Pantera kicks ass you sucka. What was your favorite album? The Great Southern Trend Kill?

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

What the hell would you know about "Logical Thought?" Or rational thought for that matter?

Yourproductsucks
Yourproductsucks

Now, you are capable of a logical, thought out response. Kudos to you! The MACE investigations were a debacle, that is for sure.

John Abrams
John Abrams

The only bitch here is you. How about you post under your real name Bitch ?

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

" He is nothing but a self-righteous, tightly wired, insolent prick."

In other words, he's a typical CONservative member of the official Con Church--Christians Without Conscience.

Yourproductsucks
Yourproductsucks

Your comment is very telling. So it's here on these boards that you come for validation? Suddenly I've lost my appetite for poking the bear, until now I was unaware you were "special." my apologies.

yourpostingssuck
yourpostingssuck

 Yeah, stupid mother fucker - I see a whole lot of people jumping to YOUR defense. Who made you the Chief of the Internet Morality Patrol, Idiot?

Yourproductsucks
Yourproductsucks

Bitch, please, you couldn't fight your way outta a wet paper sack.

wherewasi
wherewasi

Keep beating the self-righteous internet stalker into submission, Coz.  We got your back!  Who does this MF think he is?  The Chief of the Internet Morality Patrol?  Pu-leeeeeeze!

I have basically ignored him for a while, but now he has my attention and I will fight back.  He is nothing but a self-righteous, tightly wired, insolent prick.  (This would be "yourproductsucks" - battle on another board really pissed me off.)

Coz
Coz

...and if I really wanted to kill Bob, he would be dead.

Coz
Coz

If you had any kind of knowledge of what you're talking about, you'd know his name was Bob LaChance. You would also know that nobody tried to kill any one and that Bob LaChance told the judge that he was not the victim and was responsible for the assault. As did Melody Norman, who was the one being attacked at the time of the incident during the trial and sentencing.

You would also know that Bob LaChance and I are still close friends.

But the truth never did matter to the goons at MCSO which played out by changing and erasing evidence throughout the ordeal and then trying to set me up with a phony drug test while on the work furlow program.

The charge I plead guilty to was Discharge of a firearm at a non residential structure. Non Repetitive and Non Dangerous.

Like I said, you don't know know shit. Just a big mouth hiding behind a keyboard that doesn't have the balls to use they're own name..

So tell me, which MCSO Goon are you ?

Coz
Coz

The guys a fool, has no clue what he's talking about, ignore him.

wherewasi
wherewasi

 What the fuck are you talking about?  I've crossed a line and it infuriates me???  No, you're the one who crossed a line and all I can do is laugh at your self righteous ignorance.

Yeah, play me "like a yo-yo".  LOL! You are stupid self absorbed, self proclaimed Chief of the Internet Morality Police... with no morals to support your position.

Your opinion means less than nothing to me.

Yes, I am "trash", I am a "wacko leftist" and I am a "hypocrite", according to you.  I can live with that, you creep.

You are a whining, uptight Drama Queen, a pervasive internet stalker, and a self-absorbed, insolent, ignorant, immature, inarticulate PRICK.

Yourproductsucks
Yourproductsucks

It's obvious you know you crossed the line and it infuriates you that I called you out. The best you can do now is apologize, put the booze away and go to bed. You won't... Instead you'll continue allowing me to play you like a yo-yo and that's just fine with me.

yourpostingssuck
yourpostingssuck

 Ignorant self righteous Internet Morality Police MF idiot alert......

wherewasi
wherewasi

 And nobody loves you so go pull your head out of your ass.

wherewasi
wherewasi

Better be really careful, Mistalee... Yourproductsucks thinks that he his the Chief of the Internet Morality Police and he might find you to be OFFENSIVE with comments like that.

Not that any of us care what he thinks... I'm just saying... LOL.

wherewasi
wherewasi

His name was "yourproductsucks" and we all paid him to do it.

Oh, now, don't get all indignant, Fool.  Do I really want you shot???  Well, maybe, but maybe not.  OMG - how politically incorrect of me!!  Suggesting that I wouldn't mind it if someone shot you.  Oh, the moral abyss of it all.  (Rolls eyes and wonders why one bothers to try to teach a pig to sing when we all know that it wastes your time and annoys the pig...)

Who made you the Chief of Internet Morality?  What the hell is your problem?  Since you know so much about Coz, you certainly know that he doesn't give a rat's ass about your opinion, and quite frankly, neither do most of us on this board, or probably in the county or the state or the country.  In all the posts you've made, I think I've seen one or two people "like" what you had to say.

Why do you continue to think you can come out here and be a obnoxious, self-righteous, ignorant pig and try to shove your opinion down anyone's throat?  No one here gives a goddamn crap what your opinion is.  I'll take this fight over here from the other board...since you left that one with no response to my last post to you...  maybe because I scored a point or two and you didn't like it, or maybe because you forgot where you've been stalking and harassing...

You said that I am "trash", and that I am a "wacko leftist" and that I am a "hypocrite" (based on something that you guessed at but that I didn't say) among other insults.

Fine.  I'm all that and then some, if that makes you feel better about your pathetic self.  If you can grin about wearing your big boy panties over that, go ahead.  It's no skin off my back.

You, on the other hand, are an Uptight Drama Queen, a crazed internet stalker, and a self-righteous, ignorant Prick. Put that in your "peace pipe" and smoke it.

When are you going to say anything of substance?  Or is it just about harassing Coz and anyone who agrees with him?  That's a pretty low bar as far as your aspirations in life.  Maybe you should focus instead on getting your GED.... 

Yourproductsucks
Yourproductsucks

Everyone loves the guy who speaks of himself in third person.

Yourproductsucks
Yourproductsucks

What's the name of the guy you tried to kill outside your bowling alley?

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

Nope, I was never a detective. I worked many assignments in my twenty years of policing but Investigative Bureau wasn't one of them. You are correct in your assertion that I am a has been. One could say, "Tommy has been very successful in his twenty years as a police officer and he has been enjoying his retirement from policing every day since".

Nothing pretentious about me, however, I call them as I see them and I post under my real name, as opposed to someone pretentious enough to post under an alias and verbally attack others for stating their opinion on a public forum.

Coz
Coz

If it was Sgt Brant, he was promoted to SGT shortly after trying to set me up with a false positive.

Coz
Coz

Especially from some chicken shit that doesn't have the balls to post under his/her own name.

Coz
Coz

I obviously didn't see what the Arpaio cock sucker had to say, but from the sounds of it I didn't miss much.

Mistalee
Mistalee

You obviously are unfamiliar with the constitution, as it precludes the government from censoring the press, and from censoring individual free speech. It does not preclude us pointing out that you are a mindless waste of bandwidth. 

Mistalee
Mistalee

And you are an irrelevant neverwas.

Kill yourself.

Jason
Jason

wherewasi does not hate the Constitution but apparently you do. Tommy was voicing his 1st Amendment right to free speech and you defamed him. wherewasi made the point that virtually every comment you make is insulting to the posters on this blog. So, if you don't like us, amscray. We have better things to do. We respect your right to disagree with us, but don't insult our intelligence by claiming that we are violating your right to freedom of expression.

wherewasi
wherewasi

 And how did I in any way, shape or form attempt to deny you your freedom of expression?  I simply am commenting that you don't seem to like us very much so you're free to go away.  I think you need some work on your comprehension skills.

Yourproductsucks
Yourproductsucks

Why would you deny my freedom of expression simply because I oppose your point of view? Do you hate the Constitution that much?

wherewasi
wherewasi

You're such a silly little boy.  You must be Bobby's baby brother.  If you don't like us, you're free to get lost.

Yourproductsucks
Yourproductsucks

Nice try Tommy Collins. Are those your detective skills you are using to make such assumptions? I know coz for what he is, that is all. I am getting to know you for what you are as well, a pretentious has been.

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