Joe Arpaio, Russell Pearce, and J.D. Hayworth in You Write the Caption

• All three have "Moctezumas Revenge" pushing on their faux leather belts!

• These three have a "bellyfull" of problems.

• An Arizona wind farm.

• "The three Arizona stooges"

• Three Assholes sucking in their gut.

• What the fuck's that smell...hey Russ, I think pops just craped himself again,,,yea well it's your turn to clean his ass dipshit. Don't call me dipshit ass clown, where's the depends, sorry dipshit, we forgot'em...then let me use your candy ass red shirt to wipe his fat ass. Where's Jan.......I wanna go back to the home.....I want my kool-aid.........zzzzz....  

• Where's JT Ready and the Hendershit? They're two men short for their fascist fat bastard chorus line. 

• The nice thing about having them all lined up like that is you could fire from the side and save two rounds. 

• "We're just waiting by this 12-foot fence for Janet to show us her 13-foot ladder."

• Gee thanks Russ for underfunding schools and health-care so we could pay for gas to drive 200 miles out of my jurisdiction for our campaign photo op.  

• Ménage à trois

• Wow look, Mexico built this fence just to keep us out. I wonder why?

• It's OK Joe, just one more picture and we promise we'll get you back to the senior citizens center as fast as we can.

• Damm Russ, JD....that Mexican I just ate made me look bloated.

• Here's how it works.  The Mezzicans throw the corn over the wall.  Canadians pick it up and load it into back packs and walk it up to Phoenix.  They use Canadians cuz they don't LOOK illegal so no one bothers them walking through the desert with a back pack full of corn.  So anyways, they deliver the corn to the drop houses in exchange for loads of cash, and then carry the money back here and throw it over the wall...

• It's great that we get to use tax payer funded automobiles and gas for our political campaign photos.

• The photo for the next craigslist beastiality sting operation

• 3 shit-stained douchebags. Proof that illegals leave trash in desert.

• "Where's Andy? I thought he was supposed to meet us here at the fence."

• Where did you say we need to go to sign up for the biggest loser contest?

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oxCpSEYW6g

• @Laz, you get my vote for best comment.  Really classic!

• "Toxic Waste"

• Uh...Russ?  J.D.?  That looks like a gun totin lunatic fringe leftist liberal up ahead thar.  Can you really calmly like look and see if this shurf has a red dot on his forehead?

• Joe: "I hope one of you guys remembered the ginger root for later..........."

• Holy Shit!  Wouldya lookit that!  I think it's that Louie Purrell fella in pink boxers and a DEA vest selling Girl Scout cookies to Hendershott.  I was wondering where Dave was!

• "Dammit J.D.  Joe didn't say he wanted to lay the horse.  He said he wanted to STAY THE COURSE."

• "Wouldn't it be awesome if the New Times used this picture of us for a funny caption contest?"

• Yeah, Pearce is really showing off his huge hairy he-hooters.

• OK I'm having a hard time coming up with something with zing. What I want to know before I put to much effort into this between now and Monday is does the the winner get a glass of unchilled  Phoenix tap water with that hand shake? If so I'll put on my super duper thinking cap and come up with something better.

• "Dammit Russ!  Stop talking about having sex with horses to get J.D. all riled up!  We're supposed to be looking for headless bodies in the desert!"

• With Joe's gut sticking out like that and Pearce and JD being all cozy with him, the caption might read "We're not sure which one of us knocked joe up."

• I shall do my best to rise to the challenge! "Dammit J.D.!  Get your hand off my ass!  If you HAVE to touch me, put your hand on my SHOULDER like Russ is doing!"

• how long until RP passes out from sucking that thing in?

• ^This

• Pearce: "SEIG HEIL!!!" Hayworth: "Come on, Russell, shut up! There are people around!" Pearce: "I mean CHEESE!" Arpaio: "I arrested Elvis once."

• OK, thsi is fun.  I will shut up now.  maybe :) Two and a half men?  too much credit? Three half-men?

• The Belly Patrol.

• Racists-R-Us oops, I forgot that AARPaio can't be a racist  because he has pink Spanish underwear.

• Grumpy Old Men

• From the look on his face, I'd have to quote Sherriff Joe. " You idiots, I drove 2 hours for a photo op? I knew no one was gonna show for a press conference in Cochise County "

• The three heads of Cerberus wannabe's

• shithead dickhead sickhead

• "Are we about done here? These belts are about to cut us in half".

• Braking News!!! Mexico finds three Fat Anglo Anchor Baby's trying to sneak in and escorts them back over the fence.

•  I'm not sure J.D., I'll ask Joe. Hey joe what does pendejo mean?

• " The Three Illegals"

• Looks like J.T. Ready got some photography SKILLZ!

• The one on his right with the big jugs.

• 'It's hot out here. Let's go do a roundup in Mesa. It's cooler and a whole lot easier. Plus, it shows Mesa that I REALLY AM in charge'

• 'The shurf appears pregnant. Which of those two is the father?'

• The Three Musketeers!! Hey!! Where's Candy Andy and Aubuchon?!

• UHH Joe , time to check your depends .

• "Listen up Joe, if your belly gets much bigger it's bound to blow a hole through our new danged fence!"

• "Gettn' purty sweaty out heah. What say we head for the bath house?"

• "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

• "I can't believe we've been doing the 'Weekend at Bernies' thing for 2 years now with this sheriff. I'm not carrying him back to the car, Russel, it's your turn."

• "I hate Mexicans." "I hate Mexicans AND blacks." "Do you guys know that YOU can get FREE government Money!?! It's EASY!  I'll show YOU how!"

• "J.T. Ready should be here any minute with our white robes and hoods"

• Tank you, Tank you, Tank you.

• AMUS, AMOS and ANUS

• Once upon a time, there were 3 little pig, who decided to build a fence. The first pigggy built the wall with sticks, the 2nd piggy build the wall with concrete. Then the third little piggy build the wall with iron.........

• "hey where is my lapdog Andy!"

• "Watch out Joe!...I see a rock coming from the other side of the border!....run Pierce!!!"

• If you tossed all 3 over the boarder fence, who would hit the ground first ? Correct answer: Who cares.

• Do these two douchebags make me look fat?

• "Where's J.T. Ready? He was supposed to join us for a group photo."

• That's really good !

• Mmmmm,,, those Illegal Immigrants sure are tasty.

• Mad Men! 

• is this a contest to see which one looks the most like Hank Hill? 

• "We're wearing his pink underwear, but he still won't wear our denim jeans."

• Whaaaa! Joe, our arm is getting tired from beating this dead horse!!!  Shut up JD, I told you not to do those infomercials and Russell why the hell did you have to have your hand so far down the the Fiesta bowl's pants, now we will have to live on the border until the next election!!!

• A nut, a butt, and a slut.

• Ah The Border... The one place three men can have a "good time!"

• Joe Say's "I challenge all of you fat bastards to a Hot Dog eating contest,The winner gets to shoot an illegal"!!!

• Three generations of hate and incompetence

• Russell is it me or is your belly bigger than mine?  Joe I thought when you were saying on the Border you meant the restaurant in Mesa... So tell me again JD, If I keep harassing Mexicans my career will end up like yours:)

• Or the "Los Tres Gringos".

• Don't know if someone came up with this one but how bout: "The Worst, The Bad, and The Crazy"?

• Idiot, Fucking Idiot, Rocket Scientist!

• Joe you said that" if we drove all the way down here to the border we could shoot a couple of illegals with your tank"!!!.

• Caption for Sonoran News: "Three Patriots putting themselves in harm's way near the dangerous and porous Mexican border to fight for our freedom".

• My favorite Stooge was Larry, the smart one.

• "Now Joe, you can't just wander out of the house like this.  You had Eva all worried. It is a good thing Russ and I found you.  Did you forget to take your pills yesterday?  Russ, radio J.T. and let him know we found Joe in the desert again...oh and I think he need a fresh Depends."

• (1) Only Two Rounds, Who Is Least Corrupt?

• Deep thinking. I like it, Lazik.

• Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest!

• Manny, Moe & Jackoff (Which one is Jackoff is your choosing)

• " Behind us here, most would see a wall.  Not us.   What we see is a political opportunity to exploit"

• The Three Dickheads

• "Thanks for standing in, Joe, Satan just couldn't make it."

• Corruption is Bliss is the first thoght that comes to my mind. that pompous, windbag hillbilly redneck Arpaio is clearly corrupt as the day is long. www.anonymous-tools.tk

•  But I do like "A Snipers Dream"

• Human Centipede these three please

• I already said the 3 stooges, LOL

• (1) A sniper's dream. (2) The Three Stooges (3) Three REALLY Bad Republicans (4) Dumb And Dumber, With The Slug

• The Three Amigos!

• Glad that's over. Now where was that doughnut shop that also serves the beer?

• The 3 Stooges

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