Joe Arpaio, Russell Pearce, and J.D. Hayworth in You Write the Caption

All three have "Moctezumas Revenge" pushing on their faux leather belts!

These three have a "bellyfull" of problems.

An Arizona wind farm.

"The three Arizona stooges"

Three Assholes sucking in their gut.

What the fuck's that smell...hey Russ, I think pops just craped himself again,,,yea well it's your turn to clean his ass dipshit. Don't call me dipshit ass clown, where's the depends, sorry dipshit, we forgot'em...then let me use your candy ass red shirt to wipe his fat ass.

Where's Jan.......I wanna go back to the home.....I want my kool-aid.........zzzzz....

Where's JT Ready and the Hendershit? They're two men short for their fascist fat bastard chorus line. 

"We're just waiting by this 12-foot fence for Janet to show us her 13-foot ladder."

Gee thanks Russ for underfunding schools and health-care so we could pay for gas to drive 200 miles out of my jurisdiction for our campaign photo op.  

Ménage à trois

Wow look, Mexico built this fence just to keep us out. I wonder why?

It's OK Joe, just one more picture and we promise we'll get you back to the senior citizens center as fast as we can.

Damm Russ, JD....that Mexican I just ate made me look bloated.

Here's how it works.  The Mezzicans throw the corn over the wall.  Canadians pick it up and load it into back packs and walk it up to Phoenix.  They use Canadians cuz they don't LOOK illegal so no one bothers them walking through the desert with a back pack full of corn.  So anyways, they deliver the corn to the drop houses in exchange for loads of cash, and then carry the money back here and throw it over the wall...

It's great that we get to use tax payer funded automobiles and gas for our political campaign photos.

The photo for the next craigslist beastiality sting operation

3 shit-stained douchebags. Proof that illegals leave trash in desert.

"Where's Andy? I thought he was supposed to meet us here at the fence."

Where did you say we need to go to sign up for the biggest loser contest?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

"Toxic Waste"

Uh...Russ?  J.D.?  That looks like a gun totin lunatic fringe leftist liberal up ahead thar.  Can you really calmly like look and see if this shurf has a red dot on his forehead?

Joe: "I hope one of you guys remembered the ginger root for later..........."

Holy Shit!  Wouldya lookit that!  I think it's that Louie Purrell fella in pink boxers and a DEA vest selling Girl Scout cookies to Hendershott.  I was wondering where Dave was!

"Dammit J.D.  Joe didn't say he wanted to lay the horse.  He said he wanted to STAY THE COURSE."

"Wouldn't it be awesome if the New Times used this picture of us for a funny caption contest?"

"Dammit Russ!  Stop talking about having sex with horses to get J.D. all riled up!  We're supposed to be looking for headless bodies in the desert!"

With Joe's gut sticking out like that and Pearce and JD being all cozy with him, the caption might read "We're not sure which one of us knocked joe up."

I shall do my best to rise to the challenge!

"Dammit J.D.!  Get your hand off my ass!  If you HAVE to touch me, put your hand on my SHOULDER like Russ is doing!"

Pearce: "SEIG HEIL!!!"Hayworth: "Come on, Russell, shut up! There are people around!"Pearce: "I mean CHEESE!"Arpaio: "I arrested Elvis once."

OK, thsi is fun.  I will shut up now.  maybe :)

Two and a half men?  too much credit?

Three half-men?

The Belly Patrol.

Racists-R-Us

oops, I forgot that AARPaio can't be a racist  because he has pink Spanish underwear.

Grumpy Old Men

From the look on his face, I'd have to quote Sherriff Joe. " You idiots, I drove 2 hours for a photo op? I knew no one was gonna show for a press conference in Cochise County "

The three heads of Cerberus wannabe's

shitheaddickheadsickhead

"Are we about done here? These belts are about to cut us in half".

Braking News!!! Mexico finds three Fat Anglo Anchor Baby's trying to sneak in and escorts them back over the fence.

 I'm not sure J.D., I'll ask Joe. Hey joe what does pendejo mean?

" The Three Illegals"

Looks like J.T. Ready got some photography SKILLZ!

'It's hot out here. Let's go do a roundup in Mesa. It's cooler and a whole lot easier. Plus, it shows Mesa that I REALLY AM in charge'

'The shurf appears pregnant. Which of those two is the father?'

The Three Musketeers!!

Hey!! Where's Candy Andy and Aubuchon?!

UHH Joe , time to check your depends .