Governor Jan Brewer in You Write the Caption

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James King
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You Write the Caption's pretty self-explanatory. Here's how you play: we show you a picture, like the one above we snapped of Governor Jan Brewer.

You -- in the comment section of this post -- then write what you think would be an appropriate caption for the photo.

On Monday, we'll announce the top five reader captions and put them to a vote. The winner will receive a pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building, a firm handshake, and a lukewarm glass of municipal Phoenix tap water.

Do your worst, New Times readers -- and let's try to keep things somewhat classy.
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Aztradesgonesouth
Aztradesgonesouth

Arizona voters are not respected in their own State.But the one percent controls all of the AZ. State's ninty nine percent of , "We the People". Really .! After thirty years  plus of voting and paying taxes in Arizona My Aerospace C0. Headed for Foriegn countrys,Why?

it's what the one percent wants.

RetiredArmy
RetiredArmy

SUCKERS!!! You actually thought I had principles? You really believed me when I said I would protect the mentally and physically disabled? You really thought I would protect the children and the schools? Prisons baby, more and bigger for profit prisons, that's what I'm about, the bottom line. SUCKERS!!!

RetiredArmy
RetiredArmy

SUCKERS!!! You actually thought I had principles?

Anon
Anon

Who's pulling the strings?

Roger Morris
Roger Morris

Just watching live on Cspan our State Senators have a chance to actually amount to something but instead it's the same ol Next! YOU LIE! YOU LIE! So what if we stole the treasury! It was always about the consolidation of you unto TEA and then THEE!

Roger Morris
Roger Morris

"Tea Partay Followers" We have did!  We have did! Arpaio have did! Thomas have did! Pearce have did! "Sanctions in the Workplace" have did! Though we pledge allegiance to the "Breathtaking Abuse of the Constitution." We have did! We have did! CCA Prisons for Two for one Immigrant Profit have did! $5,000 per man,woman and $1250.00 per child up to three "Two for One SB1070 $150,000,000 million dollar Arpaio Immigrant Hotel, Motel, Rendention Holiday Inns. We have did! We have did!  I have did! It was always about a "Human Economic Opportunity at the Southern Border" We have did! 9.5% unemployed caged, provisional ballot voters at best.  We have did!  $20,000,000 million "Obama" stimulas federal dollars later at the GOP Border Beat!  We have did! It's Obama's fault! It's Obama's fault. We hae did.

Richard
Richard

This is how you Deep Throat this Microphone..

20gauge
20gauge

"...and then Hendershot says "Hey, that's not my belly button!".  And the big Mexican says, "eets OK senior, that is not my finger!"  You guys are a great crowd. Thanks for coming out to support open mic night here at the Luftwaffe Lounge, home of the 75 cent boneless chicken dinner.  I'm referring of course to that jar of fetid hard boiled eggs on the bar.  Hey, did you hear this one?  The Sheriff walks into Tent City with a camera crew, a dozen deputies and a box of Otter Pops..."    

Jan the Man!
Jan the Man!

Have you seen me with my teeth out. I am soooo Hot!!!!

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

"That's GOVERNOR bitch, Mr. King

Ross
Ross

"Arpaio can endorse Salmon, but I can actually wear it."

wherewasi
wherewasi

I just heard about a website that I need to share with Russell and Big Dave.  It's called Notmykid.com and I think we can go there and disown our kids!  Nifty, huh?

wherewasi
wherewasi

(Sorry, this is long, but kind of fun...)

I could wile away the hours, conferring with The Powers, consulting with McCain,And my ass, I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts considered hatchin' if I only had a brain.

Oh, I .... could tell ya why....  the border's near the wall.I could fight ya on the Pearce RecallAnd then I'd really screw ya all!

I would not be just a nuthin, my head all full of stuffin, inflicting you with pain.Life would be a dingle berry ... after all... I still beat Terry...And I still don't have a brain.

Mesa Man
Mesa Man

Russ Pearce is THIS BIG!

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

GED Jan demonstrates the power of equivalency as she campaigns against brown people, some with GED's too.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Not an entry, but she looks like Nancy Grace from the side.  OMG, don't know which one I just insulted.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer inexplicably pauses for 18 seconds during a speech.  It is not like last time where she paused with her mouth closed.

concerned
concerned

uuuuuuuuu Ross that was gross you forgot to wash down there!!!!!!!!!!

Pit Boss
Pit Boss

"So, in conclusion, my main takeaway from this presentation is that anybody--and I do mean ANYBODY--can become the Governor of a U.S. state. You just have to know how to use the fear card. Any questions?"

teknik1200
teknik1200

Hey Russ, Is my mouth opened wide enough for you and joe?

Sexinthecity
Sexinthecity

I did not have sex with Russell Pearce.  

Coz
Coz

That's right, I done did that !

FormerRepublican
FormerRepublican

Thank you for coming.  My name is Jan Brewer and I'm an alcoholic.

Pit Boss
Pit Boss

"Well if there aren't actually headless bodies in the Arizona desert, the next logical step is to put some there, isn't it you dumb fucks? Make it happen!"

crazybaldhead
crazybaldhead

" ...and a Red state we will always be! Tom Horne and I are petitoning the white house to remove the color Blue from our great American Flag. From this day forward, the American Flag flying over our state capitol will be representative of our true agenda. A Red, and White America Forever!!"

Pit Boss
Pit Boss

"BUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPP!!!!!!!!"

I miss my Nazi killing dad!!!!
I miss my Nazi killing dad!!!!

Party!!! Party!!!! Party!!! When my  friends told me there was a party they wanted me to check out. I thought it was going to be a kegger behind Russell's house, boy am I have did pissed!!!

Eleanor
Eleanor

This is my mad face.

It is also my happy face.My sad face.My got lucky face.

Bbird1
Bbird1

Hee-Haw...Hee-Haw...!!!!

me
me

NAZIZONA !!!!!!

Not surprised
Not surprised

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!

Not surprised
Not surprised

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!

scobob
scobob

"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too"

WhoKnows
WhoKnows

(24 second brain freeze, with jaw open)

Steve Tracy
Steve Tracy

I sure as hell done did create new jobs and fix the budget...I got me a job that pays enough to fix my budget, and that's a start, ain't it ?

Jason
Jason

Ask not what your state have did for you, ask what you have did for your state.

J Curwen
J Curwen

"And your little dog, too!"

teknik1200
teknik1200

We need States rights AND we'll get the FEDS to interfere with anything I don't like!

DG
DG

BLAH, BLAH, FUCKING BLAH!!!

RetiredArmy
RetiredArmy

Governor Brewer reacting to her own speech.

Pit Boss
Pit Boss

"And now, using this microphone, I will show you the proper way of giving head without biting. Coughlin, pay attention."

Minuteman
Minuteman

Arizona's governor, using the microphone as a prop, demonstrates the proper technique for performing fellatio on Russell Pearce and his nativist buddies.

Gizzard
Gizzard

"Look at this (mouth open) Rusty fits just fine in this pie hole!"

templeton
templeton

"My got lucky face."

EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

85014
85014

With the sound of clicking dentures....

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Aww Come on.  Russell Pearce is a good Mormon.  Fellatio is not allowed.  Maybe it is Tom Horne?

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