Arizona State University is Full of Douchebags, According to Buzzfeed

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If you got to Arizona State University, you probably are, according to Buzzfeed.
GQ recently released its "heavily researched, possibly stereotypey" guide to our nation's "Ivoriest Towers of douchery." Unlike the magazine's 2009 "Douchiest Colleges" rankings, neither Arizona State University or University of Phoenix On-line made the cut -- likely because the magazine has since switched from a top 25 format to a top 10.

Buzzfeed, however, made its own list in response to what it feels are some inaccuracies on GQ's douchiness rankings, on which ASU ranks fifth as far as collegiate douchebags go.

See Buzzfeed's complete list here.

In 2009, ASU came in at the number 14 spot on GQ's 25-university list, as being the home of the "show us your tits" brand of douchebag.


According GQ, while a student at ASU, you're most likely to "inadvertently find an Internet picture of that girl from your Robert Ludlum seminar, sunburned and topless while vomiting a melon-ball shooter through her nose."

But Sun Devils aren't the only Valley D-bags -- University of Phoenix made it all the way to the number 12 spot on GQ's 2009 list. The web-based university is said to be the home of the "online douche."

In 10 years, GQ claims, a U of P graduate is most likely to be "sending e-mails that say, "Hello Dear Friend, I am Dr. Martin from Congo and I must trust you to be the recipient of $4mil dollarz US currencee."

University of Arizona received honorable mention as a "show us your tits" institution.

On this year's list, Cornell, Penn State, and Yale make up the top three douchiest colleges in the country.

See GQ's complete 2009 list here. See this year's rankings here.

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Dane DeMuth
Dane DeMuth

Tons of Douches, but if you go there and you are not a douche it's pretty fun to watch.

Airy
Airy

Gee, I thought the honor went to Harvard or Yale, with their one-hundred percent ok affirmative action programs. They sure as hell don't care who goes there and by what means. American kids bother you too much mr.king? Maybe we need more illegal aliens attending Arizona colleges. Yeah, taxpayers can pay for them, as they do in California. Is it any wonder liberals hate Arizona. Why not cover what goes on in Harvard, Yale, and the real phony "halls of education"?

ZachHenry
ZachHenry

I went to ASU. It's a shitty school, and full of douchebags too.

Rex Reason
Rex Reason

Because those schools generally kick ass? Heard of Zuckerberg or Gates? It's not that libs hate Arizona, it just has shitty schools. That's it, pal.

ASU's so bad, it makes the bottom tier schools in the Big 10 look like fucking Harvard. Every recruiter and HR knows this, even those who went to ASU.

Who The Fuck Is James King??
Who The Fuck Is James King??

did James King even go to college??  This article is horrible, do you fks even proof read this shit before you put it up??  Learn2writeInEnglishNoob

Meatwrist
Meatwrist

Sounds like someone went to ASU...

danreebes
danreebes

ASU has been going downhill for the last 10 years. Ever since people around the country found out how good of a place it was to party because of all the hot chick every guido dressed head to toe in Ed Hardy has been here. But a new breed of Dbags has popped up that rival the guidos and thats the hipster  and I dont know whats worse.

RonaldMcDonald69
RonaldMcDonald69

And GQ is written by douchebags so they have a crack team of experts on this subject.

Eleanor
Eleanor

This is something the city of Tempe leadershit should be proud to have in their town. 

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