Teenage Serial Flasher on the Loose in Mesa. Last Seen Wearing Pink Cast

• Since this involves a "Teenage Serial Flasher". I figured there will be a lot of Pederasts hanging out or around the Indian Springs Village Apts. in Mesa, in hopes of getting a glimpse of a "teenage junk".

• If school was in session, the police would simply put out emails to all the High Schools looking for a blond male wearing pink cast on hand.

• Would it not have been more helpful to have a sketch of the offending penis?

• Looks like Ross from Jay Leno's show.

• I wonder how many young men are running around Mesa in a shirt and a pink cast........

• James, I swear, only you can come up with shit like this. Child molestation in reverse ??? I wonder if there's a "32" code that covers that ? Kid's got a good future here in Haterville ( not to be confused with Hooterville ). A good future... with too much competition, I'm afraid. Showing your shit in public is a common practice in Phoenix. It's a fun way to display your pride in your penis. And it's getting warm outdoors now, so the little ones ought to be allowed to air out their shit once in awhile. Nothing'll fuck your day quicker than soggy testicles.

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