It's Been One Year Since Joe Arpaio's Birthday Was "Ruined" by Blind People

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Just for you, Joe -- on your special day.
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio turns 79 today -- which marks the one-year anniversary of his birthday getting "ruined" by blind people.

On the sheriff's 78th birthday, he pouted all day because the National Convention for Guide Dog Users gave Joe the boot as its keynote speaker at a convention in Phoenix.

"The decision to boycott me from this national convention has ruined my birthday," Arpaio whined on his Twitter page a year ago today.

For his 79th, the sheriff seems a little more upbeat.

"Busy work day ahead. Even on my birthday nothing changes," he wrote on his Twitter page this morning.

The sheriff will spend his big day partying with Senate President Russell Pearce and other supporters at a fundraiser at PR honcho Jason Rose's "beautiful" Paradise Valley home -- and you could, too, if you want to cough up $150 for a photo with Arpaio and are willing to take the mandatory three-hour shower you're gonna need after hanging with this slimy crowd.

The Arizona Democratic Committee has calculated the bill for Joe's big party, noting that "the AZGOP sure has a funny approach to fiscal conservatism. Whatever they raise tonight at this fancy fundraiser will be nothing compared to what Sheriff Joe has cost county taxpayers. We need a sheriff focused on safer streets instead of political vendettas, publicity, and pricey lawsuits."

See a breakdown of the expenses -- compliments of the Arizona Democratic Party -- below.
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19 comments
Coralyn Hill
Coralyn Hill

Actually you lying dumbasses, he was up in Cave Creek at the Silver Spur with a crowd of about 200 people on the night of his birthday.  It's outside and it's a saloon.  Quit trying to make him sound like he's living the high life spending all of our money.  We were walking around on dirt all night sitting on picnic tables.  Do you liberals ever stop lying?

Harry Wisencraker Jr.
Harry Wisencraker Jr.

Happy birthday Joe with hopefully many more to come. Club Fed has a very special secluded sell,  I mean room reserved just for you.  But don't worry Joe they have promised to surround you with your favorite things: pink underwear, green baloney and on the hot balmy days they promised to erect a pup tent in the yard for you.  And best of all Joe all of your compadres will be occupying the adjacent suites, Dave, Paul, Fox and the other guy!  Next birthday, God willing and the Queen Creek don't rise you will be nice and cozy with your new life partner Julio, the warden promised to put 80 candles on your green baloney AND give you your teeth back, what a birthday that will be!  You can sit in your pup tent with Julio gumming your green baloney (Julio doesn't like it when you put your teeth in remember) and drooling all over, latter you and your pod mates can blow kisses to each other thru the bars... PARTYYYY!!.  The ONLY THING missing will be the media coverage, but I'm sure the same adoring Sheriff Joe public (you're partying with today) will show up to have their pictures taken with you.  Even if you can't sign your name you can drool on the picture and leave a DNA marker!

Disclaimer: No offense to anybody named Julio, gay or not.  I could have used Bubba but some how the image of Joe being hooked up with a 3 or 400 hundred pound man of Hispanic lineage seems more poetically just.

Not surprised
Not surprised

Wasn't there supposed to be a hearing today regarding access to an unredacted copy of Babeu's "investigation" report?  Any news on what happened there?

wherewasi
wherewasi

Mr. King - that is the most god-awful picture I've ever seen!

Happy birthday, Old Joe.  I hope Eva makes you some good beanie weanies and that you choke on them!

Jason
Jason

I have a wonderful 79th birthday present for the Flaccid Fool of MCSO:

Me pissing on him!!! Happy birthday Joke!!!

Shar Pei
Shar Pei

Why is there only $100K on Hendy's tab?

vic
vic

Which means that Joe wil be 80, 80!!, next year at this time when the campaignwill be going into full swing.  Forget everything the fool has done, who would vote in an 80 year old sheriff anyway!  Good grief, resign Joe!

words
words

oh you snarky little hooker! did you ever stop to think about clicking the link provided before you accused us dirty libruls of lying? http://www.azgop.org/article/s...

that's right. Arizona GOP.

slooot!

Harry Wisencraker Jr.
Harry Wisencraker Jr.

So what you're really saying is when Joe is celebrating his 80th in Club Fed it won't be that much different from this year... walking around on dirt and sitting on picnic tables?  I'm sure as popular as Joe is he brought a platoon or two of his elite security guards ($$$$$$$$$), so having the guards in the towers won't be that much of an adjustment.  So Coralyn Hill, I take it that you and 199 of Joe's other closest friends and relatives (those not incarcerated in other facilities) are willing to commit to a Club Fed visit on Sheriff Joe's 80th?  I'm sure that when they do come to get Joe one of two things will happen.  He will pull a ShawShank Warden on himself or bolt to the nearest none extradition country to the south.  Personally I believe the only way the man can leave office without a shitstorm of indictments following him is FEET FIRST.  So you should probably hold off on plane tickets till you get a clue, yeah on second thought don't worry about the commitment. 

Harry Wisencraker Jr.
Harry Wisencraker Jr.

Probably Joe supporters at any rate, it's not the location, location, location it's all about the company kept Coralyn Hill.  Speaking of dirt under foot did Pearce make an appearance? 

Harry Wisencraker Jr.
Harry Wisencraker Jr.

The warden also promised to let your relatives run the concession, Ferengi love, they swore to only charge you double the going rate for any and all products!  Isn't that exciting all the money you stole will be returned buying lotion for Julio's massages (he's a big man and there is going to be a lot of cash involved!).  Sorry Joe, that's karma.

James King
James King

I picked it out especially for Joe. I hope he likes it.

chillbertaz
chillbertaz

@words Republican/Democrat, there is no difference.  This has nothing to do with either.  They are one in the same, haven't you figured that out by now.????

Concerned Citizen
Concerned Citizen

HW, Unfortunately what you describe is true. The truth is horrible but reflects the culture of cruelty and inhumanity that is systemic in Arizona. What they want for "others" should be given to them. The chaos and destruction by these officials is beyond comprehension in a civilized society and Democracy. And our soldiers are fighting for "freedom" and a Democracy?

helentroy4
helentroy4

Good ol' Ron Jeremy in that pic :)

Harry Wisencraker Jr.
Harry Wisencraker Jr.

That's because the WRONG FUCKING PEOPLE are in charge.  The criminals have set themselves up quite effectively to drain every penny possible from our economy. What were their tools?  Lies, wars, diversion, bailouts and fear (honestly there were some nights, with no moon and not a mouse was stirring when we were under a Fox news code ORANGE alert I almost shit myself.  I would lay in bed gripping my teddy bear thinking that at any moment a mad screaming Jihadist could come bursting thru my mobile home door .....lalalalalala bang then lights out.....).  Not really but there were people living in that fear or worse yet being a Senior citizen without enough money for food and meds or a young man trying to feed and protect his family.   

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