Grant Woods is Way Better at Twitter Than Congressman Anthony Weiner

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Former Attorney General Grant Woods has a "PRIVATE" photo waiting for you on his Twitter page.

​Former Arizona Attorney General Grant Woods could teach New York Congressman -- and star of "Weiner-gate 2011" -- Anthony Weiner a thing or two about Twitter and other venues for social media.

For starters, Woods might suggest, don't publicly send pictures of your junk to women if you're an elected official -- or married. (Especially if your name is Weiner, we would add).

Secondly, if you are going to post "PRIVATE" photos on Twitter, they should be of a certain turkey-necked member of Major League Baseball's 300 win club -- not of your schlong.

Woods is well-known for his social media antics, and today it appears he's attempting a faux-recreation of Weiner's phallic faux pas.

Within hours of Weiner's announcement that he sent inappropriate pictures of his, um, weiner to at least six women, Woods was quick to take to Twitter to proclaim that "Weiner is a dick."

This morning, Woods is having even more fun with Weiner-gate.

Mimicking the congressman, Woods posted the following on his Twitter page:

I don't usually send personal photos. This is just for you. It's PRIVATE though. Thought you might enjoy it.

The "tweet" has a link to a photo -- just like the "tweet" that landed Weiner in such hot water. Somewhat concerned we might be clicking our way to a photo of Grant Woods' penis, we cautiously clicked the link and were directed to a photo of former Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Randy Johnson -- which is exactly why Grant Woods currently holds New Times'' coveted "Best Twitterer" award.   

Check out Woods' Twitter page here.

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AZGregory
AZGregory

Not really relevant but Grant's tweet makes me think of the t-shirt being sold outside BankOne Ballpark during the 2001 World Series:  "It takes more than 9 Yanks to beat our Johnson." 

Concerned Citizen and taxpayer
Concerned Citizen and taxpayer

Grant needs to be redirected to his own backyard that is a corruption zone..... the public needs to be informed on this corruption/conflict of interest that they are paying the bill for!  This is truly disgraceful!!

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Concerned Citizen
Concerned Citizen

Grant needs to also haul out Republican "family values" Senators Vitter and Ensign. Where's the media blitz on those disgraceful U.S. Senators??

The Misanthropic Recluse
The Misanthropic Recluse

how come political nerds do this kind of shit? Weiner looks or reminds me of  that young Quayle kid punk who looks like the local politician who beat up his girlfriend on the side of the freeway. they all must be from the same nerd dork geek DNA gene pool. and they are all sexually frustrated nerd dorks and yuppie geeks who probably love porn.

Adrian Cruz
Adrian Cruz

He also gets my vote for Investigator of the Year for his stellar work for the Fiesta Bowl. 

Concerned Citizen and taxpayer
Concerned Citizen and taxpayer

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Claire Duggan Someone needs to ask Thurgood Marshall, Jr. about these civil rights abuses and the ethics of a company making profits off of warehousing human souls in inhumane conditions, he's on the CCA Board of Directors:http://www.cca.com/about/manag...

Jason
Jason

If it wasn't for Grant's crappy investigation, we would never have known that Pearce had taken free trips on the Fiesta Bowl's dime.

Speaking of, hey Russell, have you found those cancelled checks from the Fiesta Bowl scandal yet? No? Off to Tent City you go...

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