Drunk Woman Strips in Mesa Park to "Cool Off" -- Then Takes a Naked Nap

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No shirt, no shoes, no problem -- at least for Susan Pollock's public nap schedule.

​Susan Pollock, 44, felt a little hot while getting plastered in a Mesa park yesterday afternoon. So she got naked, and then took a nap, according to court records.

When police found her sleeping on a park bench in Pioneer Park, all she had on was a T-shirt rolled all the way above her breasts -- and she appeared to be drunk.

Police were called to the park about 5:30 p.m., when a man and his three kids walked by and saw the drunk, naked woman taking a nap.

According to court documents, Pollock reeked of booze when she was busted mid-nap, and an empty vodka bottle was found next to her belongings.

Once awake -- again, at 5:30 p.m. on a Monday -- Pollock admitted to cops that she was hammered. She told them she took off her clothes to cool off. Then, she apparently fell asleep.

Pollock's got an, um, impressive rap sheet -- she's previously been convicted of assault, criminal trespassing, criminal damage, and disorderly conduct.

Pollock's alleged naked nap resulted in one count of indecent exposure.



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29 comments
Walter Concrete
Walter Concrete

I was the guy who bought her the alcohol.  it was in trade for sex. I feel bad about it now.

Syco-Bob666th
Syco-Bob666th

she was my girlfriend a few weeks back. im glad she split.

vinceclortho1
vinceclortho1

I was a lot happier before I saw the mugshot

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Anytime she goes out in public, she should be charged with indecent exposure.

The Misanthropic Recluse
The Misanthropic Recluse

how come only old ugly broads do shit like that? life would be more fun if young sexy good looking chicks got naked in public. then life would not be as boring.

The Misanthropic Recluse
The Misanthropic Recluse

 she looks like 80% of the female population in Phoenix. over in Scottsdale its the opposite. money buys beauty. being poor white trash buys you nothing.

Walter Concrete
Walter Concrete

Isn't that your wife?   What a dickhead.   Talking shit about someone who's having a hard time in life.    You'd be lucky to have her as your girlfriend.    But then again, why punish her more than she has been.

Hells Angels Killer
Hells Angels Killer

Scottsdale hates your fat fucking guts, you filthy dip shit. Besides, she looks like your kinfolk. That's a Hells Angels whore right there.

Walter Concrete
Walter Concrete

 Scottsdale hates the HA but the rest of Arizona loves them. Scottsdale is for rich sissy type pompous snobs anyway.so what would you expect?

Hells Angels Killer
Hells Angels Killer

 the hells angel living  next door to me yelled at me once and I been scared of him ever since that day. thats why I hate them. I was raised a spoiled rich kid and never got into a fight in my life. those biker guys scare me

Hells Angels Killer
Hells Angels Killer

 How do you know I didnt kill them? Scottsdale guys are some pretty tough hombres.

Walter Concrete
Walter Concrete

 only 2 HAMC have been killed in Arizona since 1999. and im pretty sure you HA KILLER WANNABEE did not kill them so get over yourself you punk.

Walter Concrete
Walter Concrete

 the cops are in the news once or twice a month for doing bad things. the HAMC are in the news one or twice a year for doing bad things. who do you trust? a guy with a badge and gun running wild? or a simple long haired smelly hippie on a fast shiny Harley Davidson? I know a few Hells Angels who live in Scottsdale.

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