Woman Fails to Die After Throwing Herself in Front of Semi

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A woman was either trying to kill herself or was testing her ability to dodge moving vehicles on a Valley highway this morning. Either way, she failed -- she was hit by a tractor-trailer and lived.

According to the Arizona Department of Public Safety, the woman pulled her car to the side of I-17 near the Carefree Highway just before 7:30 a.m. today. She got out of the car and darted in front of an oncoming tractor-trailer.

The semi hit the woman, knocking her to the ground.

Meanwhile, DPS spokesman Robert Bailey tells New Times, an off-duty police officer was driving by and saw what happened. The cop tried to help the woman, but she wasn't having it.

As the officer tried to get the woman off the ground and away from the road, she jumped to her feet and ran into oncoming traffic -- again. The vehicles, luckily, managed to avoid hitting her.

The woman then walked to the center lane of the highway and laid down -- in front of another oncoming truck, which managed to stop before plowing over the her.

Bailey says the woman suffered several broken bones, but is in non-life-threatening condition and is expected to live.
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HarleyBarbie
HarleyBarbie

This is Harley Barbie Host of Us Bikerz RadioPersonally I think you are All in need of Therapy!!I am currently sitting here with Chico and He has not made any of the printed comments in this "Blog for those with NO REAL LIFE"and to the wanta-beeee  Chico....... You dumb Fuck...you dont know Chico at all (probably never even met him)....He would never put the clubhouse  address out there......  or invite a obvious idiot to the Clubhouse (No Dumb Fucks Allowed!!) He....nor his bothers would waist the time_H.B.

Rose
Rose

You people are embarrassing. Doesn't anybody have any empathy anymore? The author of this story (James King) should be ashamed of himself. The "Fail" graphic and lighthearted tone of the article show no class whatsoever. Have some respect for the woman, her family and friends, and even the driver who hit her -- what a horrible, traumatic experience. I hope the woman gets the help that she needs, physically and, more importantly, mentally.

MrCallahan
MrCallahan

Dirty Harry carried a .44 Magnum. Get that sh!t straight.

Jimbo
Jimbo

OH YEAH PREACH ON JIMBO, PREACH ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You idiot.

Roro
Roro

I wonder if she'll be tried for attempted murder of herself? Isn't suicide or attempted suicide illegal?

Ross
Ross

Shouldn't have let her read the story about Sarah Palin's presidential candidacy.

Jim
Jim

that should teach her who is really in control. something or somebody else is. not her.

Jim
Jim

just goes to show us humans once again that if its not your time to die then its just not your time to die. birth and death only happens when the great spirit wants it to happen. and that goes for all you unbelieving atheists out there to weather you believe in him or not. you cant die just because you want to die. God makes that decision not you. 

Reddoga1
Reddoga1

Harley Barbie!! AMEN!!..... you fucks on here have no clue about life or reality if you did NONE of these comments would have been made nor would you have dared to pretend to be a man that will forever be more of a man than any of you! Dont judge what ya read in the media, WAKE THE FUK UP!

Walter Concrete
Walter Concrete

Rose, there is no empathy among these people.  I doubt if they could give you the definition of empathy or the difference between it and sympathy.    James King does what he does best.   But who knows if he's responsible for the graphics.   These people feed off each other when they take the time to take their hands out of their pants.

To the dumb ass that failed first grade...look up the difference between "your" and you're".   Get "your" shit together because "you're" a fake Christian with a mouth like "yours".   It stinks in here.    Continue on children.

Ashamed for what?
Ashamed for what?

Blah Blah Blah, she wanted to kill herself.  She failed.  The banner was appropriate.  As for the comments about God choosing when you die... I'm pretty sure that it was the drivers ability to assess a dangerous situation and avoid running over another human being.  She did get hit once, but what the report doesn't specify is, how fast the truck was moving, how she got hit, etc. 

Guest
Guest

It is illegal and, if she would have tried that in Scottsdale, the PD would have been happy to do it for her.

Mibrito666
Mibrito666

Sorry, Jim you are wrong. God gave you a "free will" and you will die if the circumstances are correct. Believing in fate is Satans ploy, not Gods. Free will means free will. God doesn't cause earth quakes or plane crashes or 911's to test the faithful. Those things are mearly the folly of men living in the dualistic Universe. Gods one and only test is "Will you live your life with love and compassion". That is Gods only test. It's a simple test, but the ultimate effective test of "your free will". May God always shine his ever loving light on you.

crystal8521
crystal8521

Jim, wish full thinking we still have the death penalty/government playing God.

Jim
Jim

 I think Psychbob got Punked out by Jim. see below. more proof that Christians are smarter than atheists are.

Lone Wolf of 85201
Lone Wolf of 85201

I beg to differ, since God gave us bodies to take care of it. What we do with it, lies in our hands. But what God does with our spirit, is up to him.

Guest
Guest

Ok, Jim, lets try an experiment. Take a fully loaded .357, put it in your mouth and pull the trigger. Let's see what god decides?

KnuckKnuck
KnuckKnuck

What a shining light you are among the darkness!!  Its always wonderful to know we've got someone out there to point out our grammatical errors

BernzSed
BernzSed

Obviously, she didn't die because she's immortal.  Like Highlander.

Jim
Jim

 or you could have killed her with your big bad.357 the dirty harry special. your a dreamer dude. you live in a make believe fantasy world of pseudo Vietnam vet tough guy. but your afraid to Box HA Chico. your a cyber bully psychbob and you never back it up with actual violence. your all talk and no action.

KnuckKnuck
KnuckKnuck

WOW!! way to big up yourself there JIM. You're a real assface!

Jim
Jim

 we are both on the same side so give me a break lone wolf.

Jim
Jim

 our spirit lives in our flesh while on earth. my point was god is in control of us not us. even for atheist like psychbob.

Markroberts853
Markroberts853

Lol, easy. It was your time to die, if your stupid enough to try psychbob.

crystal8521
crystal8521

who knows the gun could malfunction?

psychbob498th
psychbob498th

 I really dont own a gun at all. I just watch to many Dirty Harry movies from the 1970s. I live in a fantasy dream world. thems the breaks when you live on ssi disability checks and your lonley for male on male love and after my bad stretch in Nam from 67 to 71.

Jim
Jim

 im thinking my chances of death would be better if I threw myself in front of a fast moving semi truck instead of psychbobs498th .357. why you ask? because bob would not actually pull the trigger as he is a coward. he sounds like another  psycho nutcase jared laughner on the loose in our free society. that may explain his name psycho bob.

A Vet
A Vet

 you  dont sound like a very happy person  psychbob498th.do you ever back up yourself with actual violence with your gun or are you just another of many childish internet tough guy keyboard commando guys? if your a Vietnam Vet you make us real Vietnam Vets look bad. wise up and act like a man not a punk ass lop.

Jim
Jim

 are you gonna be the man that pulls the trigger? I doubt it. if you were that type you would already be in the joint for murder. but I notice your not. your a wannabee bad ass.

Jim
Jim

 now your starting to understand psychbob. you actually mentioned god. so inside you really do believe in god. I knew you were all talk. why mention god if there is no god? on thanksgiving day who do you give thanks to? when you wish for something who do you wish to?

CHICO HAMC PHX AZ
CHICO HAMC PHX AZ

 you psychbob were invited to the Hells Angels Phx clubhouse to box me in a boxing ring on Saturday night  and you never showed up.Ii think we know who the real coward is. YOU!  Bring your .357 if it makes you feel more comfortable around us. we are at 147 west mojave st phx az. ASK FOR ME, CHICO MORA HELLS ANGELS PHX AZ.

Jim
Jim

 lets try the same experiment and see what happens to an atheist like you.

psychbob498th
psychbob498th

 I will meet you anytime anyplace. name the time or shut the fuck up!

KnuckKnuck
KnuckKnuck

I look at that as more of an Agnostic approach. My understanding of an athiest is that he/she is diffinitive in his/her rejection of any diety. I am not above admitting I may be incorrect but that was my intention.  Like Jim says, "we are both on the same side so give me a break".

Jake
Jake

Christians are Atheists are equally retarded? I think not. An intelligent Atheist believes there is not enough evidence to support the existence of a God, but accepts that he could be wrong. I very rarely meet Christians that have come to their beliefs through logic, and even less that admit that they might possibly be wrong about believing in a floating guy with a beard who cares about us.

Laura Guard
Laura Guard

that's what's up KnuchKnuck! Jim.. you are a HUGE ass hole. Get off your holy high horse stop telling people what to believe.

KnuchKnuck
KnuchKnuck

Jim, You're a douchebag. Your points are stupid as are your silly rants. In fact, I think psycho's point totally went over your head. The only thing worse than the fake keyboard gangster if the asshole that continuosly accuses others of the same offense, as if you're not basically doing the same thing by questioning someone elses "toughness". How can you claim Christians are smarter than Athiests when both are equally retarded.  The "smart" one acknowledges he has no idea what the true nature of things is. 

Guest
Guest

On one of the forensic psych units I worked on ther was a patient who was 7'4" and weighed 485 lbs. His delusion was to get released so he could try cannibalism. I used to sit across the table from him when he ate(hosp food). He was just one among 60 male patients on the unit and if I wasn't afraid of him, what makes you punk assholes think, for one minute, that I'm afraid of you. Oh, and I came to the address on Sat, but all I saw were a bunch of pot bellied, middle aged white guys walking around in assless chaps. You sure you didn't put up the address of your bath house by mistake?

KnuckKnuck
KnuckKnuck

Here's another one of Jim's goofy mindshits. You can't recognize Lone Wolf's similar but different take on his personal beliefs, you have to throw out the TEAM card.  "Hey MAN, we're on the same team her bud!" Our Us versus Them attitude will be the death of Us and Them.

KnuckKnuck
KnuckKnuck

And you killed Mr. Hands....you murdere!!!

Horsey
Horsey

you are a fucking douchebag

KnuckKnuck
KnuckKnuck

GARBAGE!!! GOD will eat your soul if he's hungry.

psychbob498th
psychbob498th

 I really would shoot anyone. I am afraid convicts in  prison and  I would also loose my freedom my home and my job. im just all internet talk. I dont always take my meds so I drift back into  or have flashbacks to my dust off medic days in Nam in 67.

KnuckKnuck
KnuckKnuck

I'm a wannabee badass too.  I'd love to be a badass.  Badasses get all the ladies.  Never seen a badass in the movies or real life that isnt stone cold cool.

Eric
Eric

Some people try to commit suicide via the interwebs.

KnuckKnuck
KnuckKnuck

This statement is pure horseshit.  Jim has a poop fettish.  Change your profile name to 1Jim1Cup.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Chica, How come your clubhouse is owned by a woman? Can't come up with enough cash to buy a ghetto shack yourself?

Gimbel
Gimbel

Feel like a real man hitting woman, huh Chico? Real good Christian you are, douchebag. I'd take you on any day if I was in AZ, you old piece of shit.

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John
John

"According to Robert "Chico" Mora, who's been presidentof the Dirty Dozen's Tucson chapter[...]"

According to Mora: "They're not the important thing at all.They don't have a say at all about anything." Gesturing towardhis wife Tracy, he remarks, "She's not allowed to go to myclubhouse unless I take her. And I can throw her out."

Women often wear jackets that have the words "PROPERTY OF"sewn on the back, with the man's name sewn below. "She onlygets to wear the property patch if I let her wear it," explainsMora. "The property jacket is just so that some brother ofmine, in a drunken fit, doesn't go beat on my woman. He sees thatand knows I'll twist his head off. But if we're in a bar and shesays, 'Fuck you,' I'll say, 'Fuck who?' Pow! Yeah, I'd hit herin public. Citizens (those not affiliated with outlaw bikers)have a hard time understanding that, because America is becomingacclimated to being sensitive--real men can cry and all that.Well we say, 'Wanna bet?' "

psychbob498th
psychbob498th

 you beat me up pretty bad back in April Chico so  I wont be coming around you any more. you win.

Kriscasey1901
Kriscasey1901

Yo homeslice, how would black jesus feel about your statement? Sounds like it was full of scorn and  hush now "judgement". What does your zombie god say about judgement? and being judged? Are you without sin? Should you be throwing stones?

Jim'sDumb
Jim'sDumb

Well obviously his point was God ain't real and no mater what you would die, are you seriously that stupid you needed to say "lets try the same experiment and see what happens to an atheist like you, herp derp"?  God isn't real.

KnuckKnuck
KnuckKnuck

And how would we all tune in to the results show?

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