KPHO Thinks Ugly Dog Might be Chupacabra

• Your Chubacabra is a Mexican Hairless Dog....they are rather rare but there are people who own them and my guess is this is a stray.....research the breed they have quite an interesting history.  There is a preserve for the breed in Xochimilco, Mexico. 

• U sound MAD. ARE YOU MAD? You going to blow up now?

• See my reply to truthhurts, estupidofucko.

• Hope this helps :) 1) You are fucking mentally unstable. You need to lay off the crystal meth and take those meds for those voices in your head. 2) The majority of the creatures you listed DON'T exist! They are just urban legends, myths even. 3) I was born in the Old Dominion State to a dad who once worked as an administrator to the U.S. Navy and a stay at home mom. I bet both your parents abandoned you at birth and your mom smoked crack while you were in her womb. 4) Shut the fuck up asshole.

• I have no proof that you didnt invite a newborn chupacabra to live in your asshole and suck nourishment from your intestines, so I must assume it is so. Also, since I have no proof otherwise I must assume that it eventually took over and is now calling the shots. So, what is your scientific name so that we can amend the science literature.

• What the chup is a fuckacabra?

• That's right, nobody has proven that a giant green and yellow striped elephant lives in the basement of the White House either so we shouldn't let the elite of the world tell us it doesn't. There is ZERO evidence that chupacabras exist and ZERO reason to presume the might exist and therefore quite reasonable and proper to assume that in fact they do not exist. Now I know that clashes with your tinfoil hat, elite of the world controlling our minds view of the world, which I think is reasonable to assume is caused by some deep seated irrational paranoia on your part. PS, you can't "report the news in it's entirety", it is the role of the media to distill what happens all over the world from second to second down to what they think is the most interesting, noteworthy or humorous.

• Yeah its just you...

• @XSoldier - Are you really that stupid or is that just a game? UFO - Unidentified Flying Object - Like an alien space craft but not like Mexican Alien Loch Ness Monster - Sea Serpeant in a big lake in Scotland. No he doesn't make nests out of pad locks. Big Foot - A big hairy ape living in north america. Not the shoe size of Wilt Chamberlin. Yeti - Like big foot but white and furry in the Himalayas. Not Yentl which is a Jewish Play. Himalayas - Big Mountain Range like the Great Smokie mountains where your father had sex with his sister to make you. Mothman - Strange creature able to predict bad omens in the New England area. Not the Terminex man. Champ - Like the Loch Ness Monster but in Lake Champlain NY. Thats not Lake Champaign and there is no such thing as Lake Bud-lite either. Hopes this helps... :)

• Don't you just love the way these "writers" phrase things? "As you know, Chupacabras don't actually exist..." Over laying poor scientific assumptions on the public to make it seem like what he just said was true. That's called mainstream news talk and it's goal is to make you want to be part of those who know such obvious things which no one actually does know because it's not proven one way or the other. It's lazy writing and is now the norm for the mainstream. New Times is a tool and they try to be our friends by being cutting edge while they play for the same team as mainstream news who support the elite of the world and do not report the news in it's entirety. That would educate us and they can't have that.

• As J-King noted in this article. It's actually an ugly "coyote" suffering from a disease that renders the coyote hairless. In the modern age of advanced science and technology hence cellphones with cams. Blood sucking Chupacabra's still haven't been proven.

• Every time I hear "Telling it like it is," all I can think of are the women of Channel 5 being fucked doggy style with their husbands pulling their hair saying, "Tell it like it is! TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!" Sorry. Maybe it's just me. Probably.

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra

• What the fuck is a chupacabra?

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