KPHO Thinks Ugly Dog Might be Chupacabra

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www.virtuescience.com
If you think you saw one of these guys galloping around Goodyear last week, you didn't.
This just in: a naked leprechaun was spotted trying to buy crystal meth from a north Phoenix drug dealer early Saturday morning -- which is about as believable as KPHO's latest attempt at "telling it like it is."

The local TV news station is under the impression that there was a potential chupacabra sighting in Goodyear last week.

As you know, chupacabras don't actually exist, and the animal seen in the video the station is citing as evidence is more likely an ugly dog, or malnourished coyote, than the blood-slurping focus of urban legends.

Even more dopey than creating a superficial buzz about the potential sighting of an animal that doesn't exist is KPHO's pimping of an interview with the Phoenix Zoo's director of animal management, during which he'll discuss the sighting.

Here's a preview of what you can expect:

KPHO reporter: so, what can we make of this video?

Zoo official: Umm, you know chupacabras aren't real, right?

KPHO reporter: but there's video evidence.

Zoo official: I can't believe I agreed to this. I'm outta here.

KPHO reporter: KPHO, live from the Phoenix zoo...telling it like it is.


The interview with the zoo official will air Friday night at 10. See KPHO's video of a possible chupacabra galloping through the streets of Goodyear here.

Could this be a hoax? Unfortunately, we don't think so.

 

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Paula Bianco
Paula Bianco

Your Chubacabra is a Mexican Hairless Dog....they are rather rare but there are people who own them and my guess is this is a stray.....research the breed they have quite an interesting history.  There is a preserve for the breed in Xochimilco, Mexico. 

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Walter Concrete
Walter Concrete

Don't you just love the way these "writers" phrase things? "As you know, Chupacabras don't actually exist..." Over laying poor scientific assumptions on the public to make it seem like what he just said was true. That's called mainstream news talk and it's goal is to make you want to be part of those who know such obvious things which no one actually does know because it's not proven one way or the other. It's lazy writing and is now the norm for the mainstream. New Times is a tool and they try to be our friends by being cutting edge while they play for the same team as mainstream news who support the elite of the world and do not report the news in it's entirety. That would educate us and they can't have that.

Native Guns
Native Guns

As J-King noted in this article. It's actually an ugly "coyote" suffering from a disease that renders the coyote hairless. In the modern age of advanced science and technology hence cellphones with cams. Blood sucking Chupacabra's still haven't been proven.

Tellitlikeitisbitch
Tellitlikeitisbitch

Every time I hear "Telling it like it is," all I can think of are the women of Channel 5 being fucked doggy style with their husbands pulling their hair saying, "Tell it like it is! TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!" Sorry. Maybe it's just me. Probably.

XSoldier
XSoldier

What the fuck is a chupacabra?

Bigfootsnuffdaddy
Bigfootsnuffdaddy

I have no proof that you didnt invite a newborn chupacabra to live in your asshole and suck nourishment from your intestines, so I must assume it is so. Also, since I have no proof otherwise I must assume that it eventually took over and is now calling the shots. So, what is your scientific name so that we can amend the science literature.

Marcy
Marcy

That's right, nobody has proven that a giant green and yellow striped elephant lives in the basement of the White House either so we shouldn't let the elite of the world tell us it doesn't.

There is ZERO evidence that chupacabras exist and ZERO reason to presume the might exist and therefore quite reasonable and proper to assume that in fact they do not exist.

Now I know that clashes with your tinfoil hat, elite of the world controlling our minds view of the world, which I think is reasonable to assume is caused by some deep seated irrational paranoia on your part.

PS, you can't "report the news in it's entirety", it is the role of the media to distill what happens all over the world from second to second down to what they think is the most interesting, noteworthy or humorous.

Truthhurts
Truthhurts

@XSoldier - Are you really that stupid or is that just a game?

UFO - Unidentified Flying Object - Like an alien space craft but not like Mexican AlienLoch Ness Monster - Sea Serpeant in a big lake in Scotland. No he doesn't make nests out of pad locks.Big Foot - A big hairy ape living in north america. Not the shoe size of Wilt Chamberlin.Yeti - Like big foot but white and furry in the Himalayas. Not Yentl which is a Jewish Play.Himalayas - Big Mountain Range like the Great Smokie mountains where your father had sex with his sister to make you.Mothman - Strange creature able to predict bad omens in the New England area. Not the Terminex man.Champ - Like the Loch Ness Monster but in Lake Champlain NY. Thats not Lake Champaign and there is no such thing as Lake Bud-lite either.

Hopes this helps... :)

Ted Seift
Ted Seift

U sound MAD. ARE YOU MAD? You going to blow up now?

XSoldier
XSoldier

See my reply to truthhurts, estupidofucko.

XSoldier
XSoldier

Hope this helps :)

1) You are fucking mentally unstable. You need to lay off the crystal meth and take those meds for those voices in your head.

2) The majority of the creatures you listed DON'T exist! They are just urban legends, myths even.

3) I was born in the Old Dominion State to a dad who once worked as an administrator to the U.S. Navy and a stay at home mom. I bet both your parents abandoned you at birth and your mom smoked crack while you were in her womb.

4) Shut the fuck up asshole.

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