Morning Poll: Who's, Um, Classier -- Joe Arpaio or Charlie Sheen?

• Naturally, of the three dicks in the poll, Jeremy would be out front.

• I don't believe that Mr. Sheen's remarks were "drug-induced." I think they are the actual way stars think and talk when their publicists are not in between them and the public. Shoot, I have heard attorneys I have worked for in the past say far more arrogant and offensive things about their relationship with their clients - particularly when I worked as a temp for Sheriff Arpaio's attorneys - WHEW! The language in that lawfirm's "ARPAIO" section was saltier than the red sea.

• I think I'm in trouble. I'm almost old enough to be Charlie Sheen's mother yet as I watched him interviewed on CNN last night, he made total sense to me. (and no I was having babies in the 70s, not lighting up or dropping out)

• Not fair to throw Ron Jeremy into the mix. He seems a nice enough guy.... Of the two, I think Sheen has the most class. At least before this latest (and perhaps final) drug induced tirade Shedn had periods of his life that were somewhat lucid and respectful. I don't know of any period in his life when the Flaccid Fool has been either lucid or respectful. Other than mental illness, the Flaccid Fool has no rationale for his abhorrent behavior. Sheen has alcohol and drugs that make him a complete asshole. It appears the Flaccid Fool was simply born as an asshole and will die as same.

• I wish I could be in Ron Jeremy's shoes, instead of Sheen and most especially not that senile ol' coot.

• VERY close race and a tough decision. But, I have to go with Arpaio because he is here in AZ. If Arpaio wins this poll, can he be removed from office?

• 'Twas a hard choice between Sheen and Jeremy. However, Jeremy actually seems like a decent guy aside from how he made his living.

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