Morning Poll: Who's, Um, Classier -- Joe Arpaio or Charlie Sheen?

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When one candidate's quoted as saying -- amongst several (several) other douchey remarks --  "I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special...like I'm not a bitchin' rock star from mars," and the other's tried to publicly vilify an elementary school, determining which's the classier asshole isn't easy. Yet Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, and cocaine's number one fan, Charlie Sheen, leave us no choice.

Sheen's had a hell of a week. After his show, Two and a Half Men, was canceled by CBS brass last week, he's spent the majority of his time in a bathroom with a soft-ball-sized rock of cocaine on national TV making himself look like as much of an asshole as humanly possible.

"You can't process me with a normal brain," Sheen said on The Today Show, before threatening to take over CBS and Warner Bros. Studios, which he would then rename "Charlie Bros."

See some of Sheen's more memorable quotes right here.

But Arpaio's still Arpaio, and just yesterday he was so butt-hurt that he tried to publicly vilify an elementary school for uninviting him to read to students because he's "too controversial" and might upset some parents of Hispanic students -- a reasonable reaction considering he's made a career out of hunting down Mexican janitors.

See our story on the matter here.

Obviously, both men just radiate class, but we want to know what you think -- who's the classier A-hole: Arpaio or Sheen?

Cast your vote below:

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Mistalee
Mistalee

Naturally, of the three dicks in the poll, Jeremy would be out front.

ExpertShot
ExpertShot

I don't believe that Mr. Sheen's remarks were "drug-induced." I think they are the actual way stars think and talk when their publicists are not in between them and the public.

Shoot, I have heard attorneys I have worked for in the past say far more arrogant and offensive things about their relationship with their clients - particularly when I worked as a temp for Sheriff Arpaio's attorneys - WHEW! The language in that lawfirm's "ARPAIO" section was saltier than the red sea.

vic
vic

I think I'm in trouble. I'm almost old enough to be Charlie Sheen's mother yetas I watched him interviewed on CNN last night, he made total sense to me.(and no I was having babies in the 70s, not lighting up or dropping out)

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

Not fair to throw Ron Jeremy into the mix. He seems a nice enough guy....

Of the two, I think Sheen has the most class. At least before this latest (and perhaps final) drug induced tirade Shedn had periods of his life that were somewhat lucid and respectful. I don't know of any period in his life when the Flaccid Fool has been either lucid or respectful.

Other than mental illness, the Flaccid Fool has no rationale for his abhorrent behavior. Sheen has alcohol and drugs that make him a complete asshole. It appears the Flaccid Fool was simply born as an asshole and will die as same.

Johnny Skee Mask
Johnny Skee Mask

I wish I could be in Ron Jeremy's shoes, instead of Sheen and most especially not that senile ol' coot.

Theoldman
Theoldman

VERY close race and a tough decision. But, I have to go with Arpaio because he is here in AZ. If Arpaio wins this poll, can he be removed from office?

J Curwen
J Curwen

'Twas a hard choice between Sheen and Jeremy. However, Jeremy actually seems like a decent guy aside from how he made his living.

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