Michele Bachmann's Coming to Town; Just When You Thought Arizona Was at Its Capacity for Nutty Politicians

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Arizona's just about overflowing with wacky politicos: Governor Jan Brewer, Senate President Russell Pearce, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, maybe Sarah Palin, and many, many others. But it apparently ain't a party until Tea Party overlord Michele Bachmann shows up.

The Arizona Republican Party made the announcement that the Minnesota congresswoman will be making an appearance at the Scottsdale Plaza Resort on April 2 with her date, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

It's a pairing that creates a moment reminiscent of the double rainbow guy as you say to yourself, "What does it mean?"

City Pages -- the Minneapolis sister paper of New Times -- has an idea.

"With Bachmann plainly gearing up for a run for the presidency, maybe she's feeling out Sheriff Joe as a potential running mate. It would make quite a ticket. At the very least, she might consider him to head up the FBI or the Department of Homeland Security or something."

As Bachmann and Sheriff Joe share the stage, they're probably only a couple of horsemen short of signaling an apocalypse, but Bachmann does fit right in with Arizona's conservative political crowd.

The Tea Party queen, dubbed "the next Sarah Palin" by the New York Times and "wingnut of the year" by CNN should feel right at home in Arizona.

We're gettin' a state gun, the legislature is working on ways to stop abortions that don't exist, and we just won't let go of "birther bills."

So the Arizona GOP wants you to pony up $250 bucks to be a VIP at the event, and get a taste of that Bachmann nuttiness everyone's been talking about.


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Have no fear
Have no fear

Hey Libtards! Bad enough you're all a bunch of in-bred, barry sucking, jobless, anti-woman homos.It is also clear the hot sun out there (and the middle of the desert is where you belong) has fried the one brain cell you had left. Morons. Get an education. Pull your heads out of barrys butt. The mean woman from Minnesota won't hurt you. What a bunch of pussys!!!

ToonTheNews
ToonTheNews

The ONLY reason Michele Bachmann is so popular DESPITE her consistent errors, gaffes and blunders is because Joe Middle America thinks she is attractive…PERIOD. A prime example is this video. TEA PARTY IDOL.Finally accepting the fact that they make mistakes and aren't perfect, the Tea Party is attempting to appeal to the American Idol demographic with a music video.The Michele Bachmann Trio sings "We know we weren't perfect” from her album Conservative as I wanna be on the newly formed Tea Party Records label.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...Even though this is a parody poking fun at Michele Bachman I bet there are those that will think it is a really promo video despite the historically inaccurate babble Comments on similar videos usually include remarks about how hot she is or how sexy her voice is. She can make the most ridiculous statement and the Tea Party drones will just keep fawning over her regardless of the fact that in doing so they are voting against their own interests.

If political debates and discussion were held on radio so all we had to go by is her words she would have been dismissed a long time ago

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linkiss

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Mistalee
Mistalee

Arizona is just the place for Bachmann. She is beyond stupid. She is a black hole of intellect. She walks into a room and even smart people suddenly forget what they were saying.

Dont Read This
Dont Read This

is she with Bachmann Turner Overdrive band from Canada?

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

I really want to be there, but I think I feel a bowel movement coming on and I will need to add a few Maricopa Republicans from it...

Usgovfail
Usgovfail

You assholes forgot to name some other wacky politicians like raul boycott grijalva, steve gallardo, dumbass sanctuary phil gordonito, and that blonde idiot kristen sinema. Listen up beaners, come to America legally, follow the USA's laws, wait your turn in line like a normal considerate person and all will be well. If you stains think you can continue to break the law in a quest for your so-called better life then American citizens like myself will continue to elect and embrace officials like Pearce, Gould, Arpaio and Bachmann in an effort to rid you from this state and country. This is America, NOT mexico. If you want to live in a country like mexico then go back to mexico you leeching cowards. TAXPAYERS, CITIZENS, CONSTITUENTS are sick and tired of paying for you illegals, you welfare addicts and you anchor brats. Go back to mexico, guatamala, elsalvador or where ever it is you came from. VIVA SB1070! Illegal is not a race or skin color, it is a crime.

Nweng
Nweng

This is GREAT news! For me I mean. I'll be in Las Vegas that weekend and will have to miss this circle jerk. She's a real piece of work.

Docbob498th
Docbob498th

It would almost be worth the 250 to go and shout out the question; Why did you propose cuts to the benefits of disabled veterans? Of course, you won't hear this FACT reported on Faux news, so you regressives know nothing about it.

WhoKnows
WhoKnows

Why is it when the Teabaggers come to town, they love to be seen with the most corrupt and biggest misuser of taxpayer money in the entire state of AZ?

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linkiss

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GOPdestoryer2011
GOPdestoryer2011

Well she's quite attractive and MILFy. Just by the looks of her in that photo above. But unfortunately, too wacky for me. She's a nutty fruitcake from the fringed. But I still like a piece of her cream pie.

Pit Boss
Pit Boss

Why would you criticize the boycotts? That's the free market at work. If you were a true Tea bagger you'd appreciate that.

Mistalee
Mistalee

Spoken like a true Zonie.

And by that I mean you're dumber than a sack full of hammers.

GOPdestroyer2011
GOPdestroyer2011

Hey asswipe, your "gov" is failing. Look to your GF--Leatherface Klan Brewer. Then you can go to Mexico where you'll feel right at home.

Usgovfail
Usgovfail

Oh I'm sure you'll be circle jerking with harry amnesty reid instead.

Usgovfail
Usgovfail

Biggest misuser of taxpayer money? They are on both sides, democraps have raul grijalva boycott fatass, phillipe sanctuary gordonito and blonde airhead kristen sinema so whats with all the finger pointing? You low class people need to go get a job and start using protection. Americans can no longer support your welfare checks and your anchor brats esl classes. Go to the book store and purchase a book on english with your own money. Lazy leeching cowards. You pathetic people have no dignity.

Ryan the non-Aryan
Ryan the non-Aryan

Because they are stupid, just plain and simple. We can't fix stupid, but we sure can vote.

WhoKnows
WhoKnows

You know she's only 4' tall, right?

Bullzonie
Bullzonie

She's and embarrassment to embarrassments

Mistalee
Mistalee

And you'll be eating the cracker.

Nweng
Nweng

You had about 6 hours to think of an insult and that's the best you could come up with? I think you answered everybody's question regarding where the "fail" in your screen name really came from.

Docbob498th
Docbob498th

Sounds like a pedophiles dream girl.

GOPdestoryer2011
GOPdestoryer2011

Really? And no I didn't know that. But I do know that 4" tall women are still just as good as 5" tall ones. Despite being sort of a hobbit. What else is there to know?

Mistalee
Mistalee

I would say "fuck her brains out" but somebody obviously beat you to it.

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