Governor Jan Brewer's in Alaska. Unfortunately, She's Not Staying

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Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's in Alaska at the moment, and the only bad news is that she's not staying...forever.

For what she claims is the first time in more than two years as Arizona's governor, Brewer is taking a vacation.

The gaffe-prone gov announced via-Twitter last week that she would be in "Alaska for a few days for my first vacation in over two years as Governor...heading out to dinner tonight with my husband."

Jan seems to be having a blast in Sarah Palin Country, tweeting later that she "had a good morning at the Iditarod Race...now taking a Denali flightseeing tour."

Jan's latest tweet says she's "getting ready to go out on snow machines near Denali."

Hopefully, when Jan gets back she's well rested and ready to roll up her sleeves to "have did" what's right for Arizona, although, we're not holding our breath.

Keep up with all the fun Jan's having by checking out her Twitter and Facebook pages.

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HYPOMANIA
HYPOMANIA

I heard she was licking Sarah Palins pussy out in the north woods up yonder.

Coz
Coz

With a little luck, she stay there.

Fairymagic13
Fairymagic13

I noticed from a quick review of her speechs that "tirelessly" is one of her most oft-used phrases.

Jan, You Ignorant Slut
Jan, You Ignorant Slut

Hmmm, now who do ya suppose is paying for this little trip to frostbite country?While Governor Jan "Idundidit" Brewer claims to want to salvage the horror story that is this state's financial situation, she trots off to some dive 3,500 miles away, to spend her money - or more than likely OUR money in a state that's got nothin' to say for itself.I can tell you from all my years as a limousine driver in this town that the travel & tourist industry is a critical source of revenue for Maricopa County.And after the Desert Medusa does everything in her power to alienate all other human beings from ever thinking of vacationing here in Haterville (not to be confused with Hooterville)the breathlessly stupid cow does what any good leader would... she goes elsewhere herself.Nice work, Jan, baby.

Magoo
Magoo

jan brewer looks just like new times writer james kings mom. is she?

Gizzard
Gizzard

Even the bears didn't want her ass!

Ezguytwo
Ezguytwo

Did We pay for her Vacation? Did she use State transportation to get there? Just wondering because of all these "cuts" that she is proposing. Best thing would be if she would cut herself out of AZ politics ....... Period.

libraryblogger
libraryblogger

only to find that it was her own head up her ass....

Veritas Numquam perit
Veritas Numquam perit

I used to live in Yuma... it was a nice little place with its own sort of color... but given that AZ seems to have turned into a pit of idiots... I doubt I would ever return there. Its hard to tell which is worse, AZ or TX.

BTW, it is kind of strange that she didn't want to vacation among her own constituents... no sense spreading any of her personal money with them... much better to haul it all up to the "sucking-of-the-Feds" AK where our tax dollars are supporting their lifestyles.

HYPOMANIA
HYPOMANIA

james king was raised in an all male gay family by 2 gay fathers.

Coz
Coz

No, get out your family photo's, you may find the family resemblance.

Jan, You Ignorant Slut
Jan, You Ignorant Slut

I agree, my friend.Even if the old hag had seen everything in AZ., you would think that she'd still go on a tour of say Lake Havasu, which is where my late second wife and I went to all the time this time of the year. It is a great place for even old people (count me) to go and have a nice few days off. But Brewer is the governor - cough, gag, puke - so we can't expect her to practice what she preaches, now can we ???But what could Jan really do on vacation with her "hater" constituents, anyway ?Sit around the Reichstag, knitting socks for her Hitler Youth. Or maybe load up the H2 with some AKs and head down to the borderline.I'm pretty sure 1070 season is still open.For whatever reason you relocated to TX from AZ, I will wish you peace and good fortune to you and your family As far as Governor Jan is concerned, I hope she gets fucked with at the Canadian border trying to re-enter USA without appropriate documents.

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