Four Days of Meth Use Leads Scottsdale Man to Naked Picnic in Dollar Store Bathroom -- Before Covering Store in Silly String

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Shane Christian Chavis was found having a naked picnic in a dollar store bathroom before covering the store in Silly String.
If you think the restroom at a Phoenix dollar store is an inappropriate place to strip down for an impromptu naked picnic featuring items you stole from the store, you're right. However, if you just got out of jail and have been doing meth for four days, it might not seem all that taboo -- which apparently was the case for a Scottsdale man.

According to court documents obtained by New Times, about 9:45 p.m. Tuesday, two female employees at the Dollar Tree in the 3900 block of East Thomas Road in Phoenix noticed water flowing  from under the door of the store's restroom. The woman knocked on the door, and there he was: 31-year-old Shane Christian Chavis, naked and chowing down on food he'd taken from the store.

In addition to some potato chips, canned peaches, and other food products Chavis had lifted, police later found blood and a hypodermic needle in the bathroom's sink.

Before police arrived, Chavis managed to put his clothes back on and find his way into the storeroom, where he proceeded to play with Easter decorations and Silly String.

According to court docs, Chavis sprayed at least 10 cans of Silly String "all over" the storeroom.

When police arrived, Chavis still had two cans of Silly String in his pockets. He also had a baggy of black-tar heroin, a knife, and several hypodermic needles stashed in a backpack he was carrying.

Chavis was arrested and later told cops he was dealing with several personal problems. Ya think?

He told officers he had lost his job, his apartment, and had just been released from jail days earlier.

Rather than go the straight and narrow after hisl, Chavis told police he'd been awake and doing meth for four days.

Chavis has been charged with one count of shoplifting, one count of indecent exposure, one count of drug possession, and one count of possession of drug paraphernalia. 

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Coz
Coz

Now there is a perfect example of who makes the most noise about who them pesky Mexican's are the taking jobs from, LOL.

(No offense intended to Mexicans)

Coz
Coz

he must be a republican

Exitwound
Exitwound

Maybe he and Joel Fox can get together in Foxs backyard. Stay off the waterfall....

XSoldier
XSoldier

Throw Henderblimp, Black and the Flaccid Fool in there for good measure.....

Killermanjaro
Killermanjaro

And to think he started his drug career while following the advice of the New Times, to go seek out a Dr and get a dope-permit.

MJ: The drug that leads you into the Satanic rituals and mind games of dangerous narcotics.

Thanks for the knife in the back of polite, American society New Times. You guys are dirtbags.

James King
James King

Pretty sure this guys was doing meth and heroin. Find me a guy who smokes a joint and then finds himself awake for four days, naked, and having a picnic in a dollar store bathroom -- then we'll talk.

Alehound
Alehound

Mebbe he and Joel Fox can get together at Joel's house. Just stay off the waterfall

David Phillips
David Phillips

Living under Jan Brewer makes people do some ka-ray-zee $&%#!

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Crime inc 666

love that short geek hillbilly haircut. its really popular now on today's younger nerd dork geek males. its a sad look. women love long hair on a man not short hair. ask any rock star.

Speed Kills
Speed Kills

this punk ass white boy is more proof to never trust a clean cut short haired male. when i use to snort crank back in my day the 1970s and 1980s we use to find a sexy female hippie chick and fuck her all night long. whats wrong with this new breed of meth ice pipe smokers? they are really weird retarded and stupid and most are really ugly inbreds. dollar store food is all junk crap anyway. and why is a meth smoker hungry? speed is suppose to make your hunger go away. REMEMBER KIDS.... KEED SPILLS I MEAN SPEED KILLS. a saying from the 1960s man. speed was around in the 60s to its nothing new. it was called methadrine back then it was the good stuff.

ExpertShot
ExpertShot

I would have suggested tan in a can cause he ain't getting no whiter than he already is.

Dough Boy
Dough Boy

I guess once again this white pale skinned Aryan dough boy proves meth is the white trash drug of choice for over 40++ years now. I hear banjo music. he looks like he was born in a banjo ditch.

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