Congratulations, Ben Quayle: Chuck Norris Doesn't Want to Beat You Without Mercy

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Unlike the rest of us, Arizona Congressman Ben Quayle can rest easy -- Texas tough guy Chuck Norris doesn't want to kick his ass. In fact, the played-out punchline of endless jokes is diggin' him some Ben Quayle.

The man who will "never have a heart attack because his heart isn't foolish enough to attack him" apparently considers himself an authority on border violence, and recently penned an article for the website Townhall.com, in which he touts the freshman Arizona congressman's assessment of Homeland Security Director Janet Napolitano's take on border violence.

Check it out below:

I agree with Rep. Ben Quayle, R-Ariz., who said that for cattle ranchers, the daily reality of drug and human smugglers traversing their property is "far more impacting" than Napolitano conveys. Quayle went on to say, "Statistics and averages might mean something to government bureaucrats and analysts in Washington, but try telling the people who deal with these realities every day that the violence along the border has subsided.

The Delta Force star is referring to an op-ed Quayle wrote that appeared in the Arizona Republic earlier this month.

Check it out here.

Quayle's piece points out nothing new. It's a fairly obvious critique of Napolitano's take on border violence that's been echoed by Republicans from Phoenix to Philadelphia -- and that's about as critical as we feel comfortable being now that we know Chuck Norris has Quayle's back. 
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Trashy Dave
Trashy Dave

Chuck Zito is the real Hollywood tough ass.

Trashy Dave
Trashy Dave

check chuck zito out at www.chuckzitodotcom. i work for him.

Native Guns
Native Guns

I have to wonder how many FORMER action movie stars have turned politico in recent times. We got the washed up has been Seagal joining forces with the "Flaccid Fool" over at the MSCO. Arnold Swarzennegger being the Gov. of Cali during the last few years. Then I wonder who's next to become politico.

Trashy Dave
Trashy Dave

jerry brown is the gov of california now not Arnold.

vic
vic

Don't forget that ultra nutcase, John Voight.

Native Guns
Native Guns

I think Clint Eastwood took a jab at politics, if memory serves me correctly. He served as a mayor of a town somewhere in Cali I think. As far as movie stars goes, there are more surely to jump on the political bandwagon in the near future.

Trashy Dave
Trashy Dave

i though Charley Manson was Americas ultra nutcase and also the new guy Jared Laughner.

Trashy Dave
Trashy Dave

he is a banjo picker who fucks inbred hillbilly's. look at his daughter if you dont believe me.

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