Bristol Palin House Tour: WTF Is She Doing in Arizona?

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We're pretty sure Bristol Palin doesn't even know how she ended up in Maricopa, Arizona.
Bristol Palin, daughter of one-time vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, seems to have settled into her new Maricopa home quite nicely, but the question remains: why the f*** did she move to Maricopa, Arizona?

Palin gave a tour of her new home to E!, which aired the segment last night, and we still have no idea why, with the entire country available to her, she opted to move to a small town in southern Arizona.

Palin and the E! crew toured her modest house and discussed her new boyfriend, long distance relationships, and being a 20-year-old mother, blah, blah, blah. When asked why she chose the tiny Arizona town, Palin had no real answer.

She says she has no ties to Arizona -- no friends and no family here. It seems as though she just threw a dart at a map and found herself staring at a small, partially occupied town south of Phoenix -- that has the perpetual smell of cow shit -- and said, "Why not?"

Palin says she likes the small town but makes frequent trips back to Alaska to be with her family.

As for work, Palin, as you may recall, was inexplicably offered an on-air job at a Phoenix radio station.

Clear Channel's Phoenix-based Mix 96.9 (KMXP-FM) offered Palin an on-air job earlier this month. At the time, the station's director, Ron Price, insisted it wasn't a publicity stunt.

"It is an official offer to a very well-known personality, who may be looking for a new career in what will most likely be her new home state," Price said at the time.

Palin was on the Bob & Mark Show, on an Anchorage radio station a few weeks later and called Price's bluff. She now says she's actually planning to pursue the gig.

After meeting with station management, Palin now says nothing is set in stone, but things are "in the works."

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16 comments
Arizona Native
Arizona Native

Wow what a bunch of jealous whiny crybabies you all are. She actually is very popular ( hence she was voted by the American People over and over again to stay on DWTS) she draws a crowd just like her mama where ever she goes, she has been through more then any of you or any young lady her age. she had to bore her pregnancy in front of the world when she was 16 and she CAME OUT WITH FLYING COLORS,. suck it up you Morons how many of you can write a check for a 170 plus thousand dollars for a home in your early twenties?She's done well for herself and I think SHE ROCKS!!!Proud to have her in Arizona. Arizona native

Jim
Jim

WTF Is She Doing in Arizona? She is exploding the heads of liberals. You go Girl.

Isn't Gilligan's Island On ?
Isn't Gilligan's Island On ?

Some twatty little brat with a fat bank account no doubt willed to her by a dead relative. A plush little boyfriend, whose resume' is empty but for a photo shoot in which he was too skeered to whip out his crank for his Playgirl shoot. And, of course, let us never forget whose water she broke to get here.So she traversed the better half of North America without getting lost. Can you spell "On-board Navigation system". Now she's here... so what ?"E" TV and this mindless little princess from tooling around some over-size and depressed price house out in Maricopa. I remember when Jackie Kennedy led a tour of 1600 with CBS News back in 1962. This Bristol twat think she's got it like the big J.K.O. ?Better tell the little tart that we ain't got no Grizzes to AK-47; she'll have to settle for Javelinas and folks sneaking over the borderline.Welcome to Arizona... where "We're alright cause all white"

Mtn Girl
Mtn Girl

Palin likes the backing of dentists and returns the favor! Rep. Paul Gosar and Rob Robinson (a retired dentist from Alaska) served on the American Dental Associations government affairs council. They both worked with Van Flein regarding the lawsuit the Alaska Dental Society brought against Alaska's Native Americans, who wanted licensed dental technicians to be able to practice basic extractions, etc, for folks who live a long way from a licensed dentist; ADS lost, the Native Americans won. After serving as Gosar's campaign manager, Robinson was hired as his Chief of Staff, and Alaskan lawyer Thomas Van Flein was hired as Legislative Director and Deputy Chief of Staff. Van Flein graduated from U of Alaska, then U of AZ College of Law. He does not have a good track record for winning cases, but he is well connected. He's a longtime Palin family lawyer, represented her in Trooper Gate, reps for SarahPAC, Tea Party Candidate Joe Miller, and has represented the Alaska Dental Society for years.

It's obvious most folks in Alaska are sick of Palin's antics, and it really sucks for most of us in AZ, but I'm guessing we should get ready for a new reality show *Palins - Takin'over AZ*

Hock
Hock

@ Roger: It seems like perfectly cromulent spelling to me.

Roger Webb
Roger Webb

"It seems as though she just through a dart at a map.."

James King needs to go back to school and take english 101.

Papa
Papa

How many people really care about this young woman? She is simply the daughter of a narcissistic loud mouth bimbo with delusions of grandeur. Had a kid as teenager, WOW what a shock in this day and age. She is not that smart, not that pretty, just average. No wonder our kids have little or no ethics or morals. They can get rich by being NOTHING worthwhile. If you idiots in the media would stop writing about them, they would go away. Or become serial killers to get attention.

James King
James King

Hock: thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt. In reality, though, I just blew it. I write fast and make the occasional mistake -- people like Roger get off on pointing them out. It's been corrected. Thanks for the heads up.

Jamie York
Jamie York

True -- and "English 101" maybe.

Reno
Reno

Yeah- he mom isnt a big success story like you Papa. LOL idiot

Loosecannonsbluesband
Loosecannonsbluesband

I can tell you one reason to live in Maricopa, especially if you want to travel back and forth to Alaska and not be around a lot of people, there's an express bus that services Maricopa 3-4 times a day that goes directly to the Airport (well 40th and Washington - close enough).

With a good enough Air Filteration system in the home, there should be no smell - besides, once you've been around this smell for about a week - you get used to it.

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