Eleven Pairs of Crazy Eyes Almost as Haunting as Jared Loughner's

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Jared Loughner, as described by a member of the equally batty Westboro Baptist Church, is "bat-shit crazy."
By now you've probably seen the chilling photo of Jared Loughner taken by the Pima County Sheriff's Office after Saturday's shooting rampage in Tucson. If not, look to the right (unless you ever want to sleep again).

Loughner's not the first maniac to look like, well, a maniac. Below is a list of 11 people with eyes almost as crazy as Loughner's. So sit back, relax, and follow us on a journey through the history of lunacy:

  
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Charles Manson:

To quote the 1994 film Natural Born Killers, "it's pretty hard to beat the king." Manson is responsible for the murders of eight people in California during the summer of 1969. In addition to that, he's also a raving lunatic.





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"You talkin' to me?"
Travis Bickle (Robert DeNiro's character in Taxi Driver):

Bickle and Loughner share a few similarities: for starters, they both had a bizarre obsession with politics, each was a social outcast, and they're both total whack-jobs.



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Sirhan Sirhan:

Sirhan Sirhan murdered U.S. Senator Robert Kennedy at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles in 1968. Many conspiracy theorists argue Sirhan was brainwashed to kill Kennedy by the CIA because he claimed to have little recollection of the incident. However, all signs seem to point to one thing: crazy.



Richard Ramirez:
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Ramirez was dubbed "the Night Stalker" for a collection of at least 13 murders during the 1980s in L.A.. He claimed he was possessed by Satan. In reality, he's just crazy.

  




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Marshall Applewhite:

Applewhite, led 39 members of the Heaven's Gate cult to their death in 1997. Applewhite believed that by having members kill themselves, the Hale-Bop comet would whisk their souls away from earth before the Apocalypse. We're fairly certain that never happened and that Applewhite was just a nut-case.

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Arizona Governor Jan Brewer:

As far as we know, Jan Brewer's never killed anyone. But that doesn't mean she's not crazy.  





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Mark David Chapman:

Chapman murdered John Lennon on December 8, 1980, in New York City. He cites J.D. Salinger's novel The Catcher in the Rye -- about the struggles of adolescence -- as part of the motivation for killing Lennon. Like the book's protagonist, Holden Caulfield, Chapman saw the world as being full of "phonies." The world, on the other hand, sees Chapman as being a lunatic.

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Susan Brock:

Susan Brock, estranged wife of Maricopa County Supervisor Fulton Brock, may not be nutcase, but she plays one -- well -- in her mug shot. Brock was arrested for allegedly molesting a 14-year-old boy. Upon her arrest, as you can see in her booking photo, she was the deer and the camera was the headlights.

 


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Ted Bundy:

Ted Bundy is responsible for at least 30 murders between 1974 and 1978. Bundy, then a law student in Washington state, was described as a charming, good looking, normal guy, which is what makes his crimes even more shocking. This dog was put down via-electric chair on January 24, 1989.


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Walter McCarthy:
McCarthy's a local lunatic recently found guilty (but insane) of murdering his girlfriend's father. McCarthy's girlfriend claims he's not insane, rather a manipulative, calculating murderer. We'd argue he's probably both.






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The Chandler Vampires:

These folks, Amanda Williamson, and Aaron Homer, think they're vampires. They also drink blood. They were arrested last year after trying to suck the blood of their roommate. Enough said.

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The Adventures of Governor Jan
The Adventures of Governor Jan

Governor Jan may never have offed anyone, but photos of her wrinkled-up cleavage have caused many to go blind after gauging out their own eyes.

Jlaughton83
Jlaughton83

Don't forget that freak that married Katy Perry.

scout
scout

At a time when we mourn the recent slaughter of innocent people and pray for the recovery of others, I found your inclusion of Governor Jan Brewer under "Eleven Pairs of Crazy Eyes . . ." very distasteful. Over the past days reporters have written about Gabrielle Gifford's courage to speak her mind. Certainly Governor Brewer can be heralded for the same. She has stood up to protect Arizona's borders as well as standing up for the people designated to do that job. To put her as part of your article was a cheap political shot.

channel
channel

Well, she's responsible for 2 deaths already plus countless more to follow...shows where her priorities lie when making state budget decisions...life itself is not very high on that list, so I would say that makes her crazy enough.

man
man

re: chandler vampires. which one is the girl?

Tateohitika
Tateohitika

LOL - after I read your comment, I looked at the text. I just looked at the pic and thought they were two men.

Coz
Coz

Brewer is just as nuts as the rest of them.

Marcy
Marcy

Jan Brewski would like to speak to your statement:

Ummm, errrrr.....uhhhhh, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THE HEADLESS BODIES ARE COMING, duhhhh, grrrrmmmm.

Ellis Dee
Ellis Dee

if a guy looks like a short haired clean cut loner dweeb,geek,nerd,dork or wears glasses he is either a cho mo or a soon to be cho mo or killer. never trust those nerd dork looking loner types. look at the faces in the pictures, they prove my point. the only hippie long hair there is is Charlie Manson, and he didnt kill anybody. see my point? those broads and tex watson he ran with did the murders not him but he is still doing time for it anyway. he is a political prisoner.

Marcy
Marcy

Jared Lee had the hippie hair before he decided to go commando.

Manson is a dangerous fruitcake who managed, unfortunately, to avoid having his death sentence carried out. He ordered the murder of at least two people directly along with the 7 others that he had his equally deranged followers kill.

Sly
Sly

Commando/ Looks more like a skin head.

Ellis Dee
Ellis Dee

Charlie Manson never killed anybody. but they like to use his face as the poster child of evil killer types even though he is not in prison for killing anybody. never trust the media.

Marcy
Marcy

He is in prison for 7 counts of first degree murder.

It doesn't matter whether or not he pulled the trigger or personally stabbed the victims, he got his jollies having his doped up cohorts do the slicing and dicing.

Ellis Dee
Ellis Dee

this bald headed mentally ill BUG is more proof to never trust a clean cut short haired males no matter what age or skin color he is. they use that clean cut look to fool and hide the evil that lives inside them.

the girl
the girl

so is it insanity or evil?

James King
James King

It's crazy eyes. Travis Bickle isn't even real!

guest
guest

I think it is really inappropriate to connect the Governor of AZ with a group of serial killers. And I'm a Democrat.

Shar Pei
Shar Pei

I admit putting Brewer on a page with serial killers is crass, but it is not inaccurate. She has killed twice, and is indifferent to the suffering of her future victims.

Marcy
Marcy

Only three of the 12 are serial killers, if we exclude governors who send people to their death by denying them transplant coverage.

vic
vic

That's true, only two people in Az have died due to the cut in the state budget. So far.

Remember that when that cut was made, the decision makers and Jan, knew it would result in death.So when does it become "mass killing"? Six? Thirty?

Andybinga
Andybinga

The desperate attempts to smear Brewer are pretty immature and sickening .

Mikey1969
Mikey1969

Brewer NEEDS smearing? I thought she kinda did that on her own...

Mikey1969
Mikey1969

Ted Bundy and RIchard Ramirez are the only "serial killers" on the list, just so you know. Manson technically didn't kill any of the people in the murders, and even if he had, they more of a mass murder thing than a serial killer thing.

Anna
Anna

If one looks at shirely Phelps eyes while she is talking about how God sent the killer..the bombs etc. to kill ppl. One see's the same 'look' as the arizonia shooter wears. It's creepy..scary.and demented.

Racer X
Racer X

Jan Brewer? This is funny? You need an effing humor-ectomy, Mr. King. You're a fecking idiot.

Docbob498th
Docbob498th

Her son is a sociopath, and in this case, the apple didn't fall far from the tree

Marcy
Marcy

I agree, very funny. Racer_X appears to have already had a humor-ectomy. Relax Racer_X, take some deep breaths and do NOT start buying ammo at Walmart.

Charles Ward
Charles Ward

Sorry, but it was funny.

James King
James King

Thanks, Charles.

goose
goose

just saw this and jan brewer on here, fuken hilarious, made my day. sharing this on facebook

Guestemail
Guestemail

"Hale-Bop commit"

should be comet

James King
James King

Indeed it should. Thank you for the head's up.

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