Naked Phoenix Man to Cops: "Come and Suck it" (Said While Masturbating Behind Motel)

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Theodore Ruiz invited cops to "come and suck it" as he masturbated naked behind a Phoenix motel.
A Phoenix drug addict was arrested yesterday morning after telling cops to "come and suck it" as he was found naked and masturbating behind a Phoenix motel.

About 4:30 a.m. yesterday, cops were called to the Super 8 Motel at 1242 North 53rd Avenue in Phoenix. The night manager told police a naked guy was wandering around a fenced in area behind the motel.

The manager brought police behind the building and that's where they found 24-year-old Theodore Ruiz (pictured). Ruiz was naked, and he was masturbating -- and he apparently needed a hand (or a mouth).

"You come back here to suck it," Ruiz asked cops after they asked him to come to where they were standing -- again, Ruiz was masturbating the entire time.

Police asked Ruiz to put his hands behind his head, but his hands were busy -- masturbating -- and he refused.

He again invited cops to "come and suck it" -- right before he was pepper-sprayed by the officers.

The pepper spray, however, didn't faze Ruiz -- he continued to beat off even after he was sprayed.

Even as cops grabbed one of his arms to try and place him in handcuffs, Ruiz used his remaining free hand to continue pullin' his pud as he tried to break away from the officers.

Ruiz was booked on one count of indecent exposure, one count of criminal trespassing, and one count of resisting arrest.
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31 comments
Twinkie
Twinkie

When I first read the headline to this story, I thought it was a comment made by a newly elected politician to his constituents. But then I realized, noooo, all the newly elected politicians have already put the screws to us, there'd be no need for them to be spanking their monkey.

burberry
burberry

Pretty! You describe the topic very well. Thanks once again for the push!

Youlookdivorced77
Youlookdivorced77

Oooo giiiiiit it!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA! COME N SUCK MI VERGA! HA! what a disgusting fuckin pig! Glad they caught the fuckin chub rubbin freak!

MR NATURAL
MR NATURAL

if he had been a real man he would have had a real live living female girlfriend he could bang all night long instead of beating his meat in some filthy alley of sin. real men have female lovers! i guess Pedro cant find a puta.

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Barbara
Barbara

Is he an illegal..???

Wildlife
Wildlife

Wow, thats what I call "Punching the Clown in the Extreme".

S
S

I like to see raw determination in our young folk!

Mistalee
Mistalee

He should have hooked up with Susan and Rachel Brock. It could all have ended happily.

Bill Stoller and Gerri Cocozza
Bill Stoller and Gerri Cocozza

Happy New Year 2011 Blogsters! Got this from TheClassGlobal@gmail.com, and I know they're just busting on James. Kinda funny. Here's the E-mail sent to James King, They said he hasn't responded.

"James King, keep your masturbation IN PRIVATE, no more "yanking it" in public behind sleezy motels near West Van Buren/West McDowell dope spots. Come on, King, it wasn't some illegal Latino that the cops caught - IT WAS YOU!You're writing about YOUR OWN ARREST. Who are you trying to fool? Maybe next time they'll catch you DOING IT WITH A HORSE!

That'll be a great story. A real shocker. Have a Happy New Year 2011 and don't drink/drug and drive. Unlike you, WE CARE ABOUT OUR FELLOW MEN/WOMEN/ANDROIDS." Ha Ha, ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! Hope James takes it all in fun. They're just rattling his cage, and doing a good job probably. They still laugh at that pix of a naked guy hump-jumping an inflatable horse. James will never live that one down, and he did it to himself.

Check out www.BadPhoenixCops.blogspot.co... for the latest on Phoenix police and government corruption.

That's www.BadPhoenixCops.com - where the TRUTH hurts! Ouch!

HMG with JTR on the global blogs, online and on time.

Imanoid2
Imanoid2

I Keep Hearing Weird Al Yankovichs "Beat Eat"! With a plugin to MJ

Mistalee
Mistalee

Wow. Now that is a guy who SERIOUSLY wanted to get his nut.

dennis
dennis

My hero. Leave the poor guy alone. The only "Victims" of his "criminal exposure" were the cops. If they just let him finish he probably would have gone home and got dressed.

Copkiller
Copkiller

As the old saying states, "It must be the weather." The intense heat in Southern Arizona is frying a lot of people's heads and turning them into corrupt politicians, corrupt cops, meth addicts, gun-wielding quacks, and sexual perverts... What is the lesson here for newbies in Arizona? Wear a cap outdoors to prevent your wiring from getting fried..

Coz
Coz

And I thought only the politicians were loony in Arizona

TEDDY BARE !!!
TEDDY BARE !!!

Ah, yes, the good old Meth monster is at it again... Though it was not identified, I'll bet ya $100.00 the drug of Teddy's addiction is, in deed, Methamphetamine.Last night it was like what, 39 degrees out, and this dude decides to get his freak on out back of the hourly rate motel sans his PJs ??? Smells like the "G" to me.Now I know P.P.D. has some adorable coppers, but dude !!!During a brief period of judicial compromise, I was forced to attend one of those vomit inducing A.A./N.A., whatever A. classes with their requisite thrice weekly meetings, where all are encouraged to "share". Oh, puke !On an evening of particular reticence of the meeting's attendees, the lead speaker dude chose to "share" his ridiculously embarrassing "naked while on Meth." story with the congregation...According to this fool, whose name is Calvin, there is, or at least was, a large oak type tree that overhangs East Camelback Rd. somewhere near the Scottsdale town limit. Calvin told us how he used to smoke a satisfying bowl of Meth., and as the urgency of masturbating in public overcame him, he would climb up into this tree and out onto a limb that shaded the west-bound curb-side lane. Once this was accomplished he'd strip down and whack his weenie onto the unsuspecting traffic passing by below him.Porno videos - even with farm animals - trips to the bookstores, bath houses, or the homo parks about town, OK, I can see that. But shootin off on an anonymous BMW is absolutely fucking strange.All was well, until too many climbs weakened the tree branch, and dude's final visit ended in disaster when the branch broke and his naked ass fell to the street below. Of course the cops took exception to this kind of thing and his next whack off was in County lockup.So kids... leave the Meth alone, eh... PLEASE...

S
S

And they were breaking his concentration! It can take a LONG TIME to get off while on the G...

Mistalee
Mistalee

Well, got to disagree on that one. Splorting one's goo onto the windshield of a BMW is probably the only socially conscious rationale for whippin' the weasel in public.

Princessvero
Princessvero

LMAO That's hilarious but he deserved it. And I'd agree that this guy probably was on meth to be that determined to choke the chicken.

guest
guest

Good grief, I moved my kids here from the Chicago area so they could havea good clean, relatively crime-free upbringing. Wow! Between this guy,inmates being released who should not be, killers walking out of prison andthose good ladies of the Brock family, my head is spinning. Anyone want to buy my housein Mesa? Yes,Russell Pearce and his tattoo necked kid are here but my house has greatpatios. Give you a good price too.

All I need now is to run across one of those headless bodies the governortalks about! Illinois I'm sorry I was so critical of you, I will appreciate youmore than before, I promise.

Bill
Bill

Hahaha, you moved to phoenix to achieve a better life for your kids? That was well thought out.

S
S

If you believe ANYTHING Brewer the Murderer says, I've got a bridge in NYC to show you, Brah...

andrew23
andrew23

Because I'm sure you and your kids hang around the backside of a truck-stop Super 8 Motel on 53rd Avenue and the I-10 at 4am in the morning - a perfectly normal family outing, that.

Hell, if all we had to deal with here was some guy pounding his pud in the o'dark of the morning, we should consider ourselves very fortunate. This is the world we live in; it ain't no stylized fiction of the 1950s - so grow up.

/else your head'll spin right off!

guest
guest

Andrew maybe you should grow up since you seem to take a little tongue incheek way too seriously or you don't even recognize tongue in cheek whenyou read it. jeeze

Balloonhead
Balloonhead

there is no evil or sin or drugs or crime in Chicago just Arizona? is that what your saying? Satan sin and evil and methed out tweeker sex freaks are everywhere you go so wake up and quit sounding so shocked by this bug and freak of nature. people who use xtc get the same way. its not called the fuck drug for no reason. meth makes men horny and makes them want to fuck for hours and they can to. hours and hours of sex on meth is big in the gay mens world to. lots of women are the same way on meth. thats why people love it so much.

Princessvero
Princessvero

If you were aiming for "a good clean, relatively crime-free upbringing for your kids" as you say man you missed that mark by a mile when you chose to move to Phoenix! The crime rate isn't the worst in the country but it sures the hell ain't stellar either.

Coz
Coz

Get in line, I have a house in Peoria I need to sell so I can get out of this Toilet called Arizona myself.

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