Man With Extremely Stupid Face Tattoos Sought Following Officer Involved Shooting *UPDATED*

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Johnny "Irish" McNeel may want to retreat to the wilderness of the "928" because people are looking for him here in the "480." Dumbass.
UPDATED: Tatooey's been caught. That didn't take long. Click here for details.

Before today, if we saw a man on the street with "480" tattooed on his chin, we'd probably take a second look, think to ourselves "wow, that's the dumbest f***ing tattoo we've ever seen," and carry on with our day. Now, however, we'd do the same thing -- only replace "carry on with our day" with "and then call the cops" because a guy with that stupid tattoo is wanted for trying to shoot a law enforcement official this morning.

The man to the right is 32-year-old Johnny Shane McNeel, a.k.a. "Irish," and police are looking for him after they say he tried to shoot an MCSO deputy near 98th Street and Coralbelle -- near Crismon and Broadway roads -- about 1 a.m today.

MCSO Sergeant Jesse Spurgin tells New Times the deputy recognized McNeel as someone sought by authorities when he saw him walking down the street -- so he stopped him.

Spurgin says there's currently a warrant out for his arrest for misconduct with a weapon. McNeel has a lengthy criminal history that's landed him as a guest of both the state and the county in the past -- he was recently released from county jail, Spurgin says.

When the deputy stopped him, a fight broke out, which ended when McNeel took out a gun and pulled the trigger. The gun, Spurgin says, jammed, and a bullet was never fired.

As McNeel pulled his gun, the deputy drew and fired his as well. The deputy's gun didn't jam, but it's unclear whether McNeel was hit.

McNeel managed to get away after the scuffle. The MCSO and the Mesa Police Department searched for him but were unable to track him down. Now they need the public's help in locating him.

Spurgin says McNeel doesn't have a permanent address but is known to reside in the area near where he tried to shoot the deputy.

He's described as a white male, 6-foot-2, 190 pounds, and has "480" tattooed on his chin.

The "480," Spurgin says, is a reference to the Valley's 480 area code.

McNeel is said to be armed and dangerous. Anyone with any information is asked to call the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office at 602-876-1011.
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I will never understand why people get face tattoos...esp. if they do things like this and think they won't get caught.

Daddy, Is That Really You ?
Daddy, Is That Really You ?

Daddy, I didn't know you were out of the joint already. Was it an early parole or an escape ???I'm glad to see you passed that body art class on the yard. Did you do your chin yourself.Give Mom a call while you're still "on the loose". She's been porkin your brother and your dad again. I don't like neither of them as much as I don't like you. Grandma just got convicted on that Meth manufacturing beef. The prosecutor is wanting to max out her shit. Me and gramps are writing letters to the judge telling him that we will have to go on welfare and stuff without Granny's income from sellin dope in Sunnyslope. Gramps is askin the judge to sentence granny to community service, but I told the old coot that, with granny's three priors, that's gonna work out.Oh yeah, I almost forgot to tell ya, I'm going to get married to my girlfriend, Crystal Meth, this coming Valentines Day. Bitch says she's pregnant, so I guess I got to do the rigtht thing, just wish I knew what it was. Mom says that with all the dope she smokes, Crystal will probably give birth to like a toad or something, can that really happen ???Anyway, if you're still at large next year, me and Crystal want you to be the best man, something you've never come close to being before.Love, Johnny Irish Jr.

And Tattooed on His Ass...
And Tattooed on His Ass...

I don't know this asshole McNeel, and am glad for it. I can reasonbly guess that Mr. 480 has spent an excessive amount of time as a guest of AZ. Dept. of Corrections, where getting jail-house tats that celebrate one's double digit IQ is an acceptable way to get through the day.Johnny Irish has got tobe the most vacuous hunk of wasted carbon I've seen in a long time.But what kind of moron Aryan would get his area code inscribed on his chin ?Too much Meth ???


Got to love Mesa.

Johnny White Man
Johnny White Man

And no mentioning of that Swastika tat under his left eye? Did you see that one?


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What happens when they change area codes again?


freakin' tweaker. Kill him quick.

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