Don't Drive Drunk -- Especially in the East Valley

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If you're gonna be a dumbass and drive drunk on New Years Eve, Governor Jan "drive hammered, get nailed" Brewer's Office of Highway Safety suggests you don't do it in the East Valley -- it's gonna be crawling with cops.

Governor Glug-Glug's DUI Task Force will be heavily focused on the East Valley, the Governor's Office of Highway Safety says.

Tonight, the fuzz will be camped out in Chandler looking for wasted motorists. On Friday, there will be two major DUI operations -- one based out of Tempe, near Southern and Rural roads. The other will be in Glendale, based out of the Cabella's parking lot.

Authorities say the heaviest focus will be in East Valley cities because there are a lot more entertainment venues on the east side where people might be prone to drink. The West Valley, they say, has fewer.

So far this holiday season, Arizona law enforcement agencies have dished out 2,760 DUI arrests statewide as part of the Holiday DUI Task Force, 1,510 of which were made by the East Valley DUI Task Force. Only 278 arrests were made by the West Valley DUI Task Force.

Moral of story: don't drive drunk -- especially in the East Valley.

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Atticus
Atticus

People need to realize that if they are pulled over in one of these task force DUI stops that they don't have to answer questions or do any tests until they have the opportunity to talk to a lawyer,

To Catch a Republican Predator
To Catch a Republican Predator

I'm not scare of drunk drivers--I think we need a sign that says: Caution: Republican Pervert Child Molestors Are Out There!

Jan Dranktoomuchwine Brewer
Jan Dranktoomuchwine Brewer

All of you people miss the point of Governor Medussa's DUI thing.In 1977, ex-president Richard M. Nixon publically informed all ya all that, "When the president does something, it's not against the law".Same fobia applies to local Commandos-In-Chief, like, say, an opportunistic old hag who pretends to be worthy of a state governorship.Count the wrinkles on her cleavage... Brewer's as old as the White Mountains, though few have wanted to mount her peaks. She's old enough to know.So, if ya want to get tore up and act a fool in your Ford Falcon, driving too fast, weaving across lanes, flipping off other motorists, disregarding stopped freeway traffic and slamming into the rearend of a station wagon, then do like Jan did - does - and run for something. Jan's job is pretty safe, however. Becoming Der Fuhrer of Haterville offers good job security.Not to mention executive immunity. You go, Jan... and Happy - burp - New Year to all ya all.

Coz
Coz

So my first question is the drunk Brewer going to drive herself ?

tom
tom

It's the end of the Month. Gotta make that quota..........

Richard
Richard

The reason there will be more DUI Task Force guys in the East Valley vs the West Valley is because Brewer lives in the West Valley.. she wouldn't wanna get caught again. Then again, who cares if she gets caught.. that lush gets away with murder.

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