Joe Arpaio Takes to Twitter to Talk About Sarah Palin's New Pink Undies

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Former vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin was in town briefly on Friday to give the keynote address at a Tea Party rally at the state capitol. That, of course, meant there were news cameras around, which usually means one thing here in the Valley: Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio is close by -- as was the case Friday.

Arpaio welcomed the former Alaska governor to the Grand Canyon State by giving her the same gift he gives the inmates in his jails: a pair of pink undies.

Still (ahem) hip in his old age, the 78-year-old law dog then took to Twitter to brag that he'd met the darling of the Conservative movement.


"I just got done welcoming Sarah Palin to our County," Arpaio tweeted. "Had a nice chat and gave her a pair of pink underwear."

The underwear we'll believe (only because Arpaio provided a photo) -- we'll need further confirmation that the "chat" ever took place.

Last year, Arpaio got caught in a Twitter-related fib when another famous politico dropped by the Valley.

Vice President Joe Biden was in town last November to meet with local Dems. Following Biden's arrival, Arpaio took to Twitter again to boast that he "Just got done meeting with the Vice President of the United States."

The suggestion, obviously, is that Biden took time out of his trip to meet with the (ahem) ever-so-important sheriff for a meeting.

As we found out later, no "meeting" ever took place. Rather, Arpaio ambushed Biden as he was walking out of a building and basically said "look at me, look at me!"

"Sheriff Arpaio was not invited to the event,"
Biden's deputy press secretary Annie Tomasini told New Times at the time "and did not have a meeting with the Vice President. He simply shook hands with the Vice President as the Vice President was exiting the building."

Since Arpaio considers an uninvited handshake as a "meeting," who knows what he means by "nice chat," but here's our guess: Arpaio muscled his way through the crowd to get as close to Palin as possible. He handed her the undies, and said hello, while she secretly thought "why the fuck is this old coot giving me underwear." She probably winked, said "you betchya," and the "nice chat" came to an end.
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Gerry_C
Gerry_C

I thought that the books wasn't Joe's after all? He does not agree with much of it and does not stand behind anything in the book.

ill Stoller and Gerri Cocozza
ill Stoller and Gerri Cocozza

The Associates concur with Mr. King and write,

"King's got it right, it pobably doesn't meet the definition of a "meeting." I mean, neither of these morons count as meaningful "people," so how are they going to have a meeting? Can cyborgs or masses of protoplasm have "meetings?" We don't think so.

Pink underwear? Did the bimbo SARAH try them on, get 'em wet, and give Old Joe something to fantasize about? ROTFLMAO!!!!! We agree that he probably did give her the skivvies, and now he looks like even more of a fool.

In the meantime back on Earth, both JOE and SARAH and many of their staff members know all about Barry Soetoro's aka Barack Hussein Obama's stolen Connecticut Social Security Number 042-68-4425, his forged selective service application, and Obama's convictions at the CIA-COLUMBIA-OBAMA Sedition and Treason Trial held at The Atlah Church, www.ATLAH.org, last May. The trial transcript is all over the World and the irrefutable testimony and evidence is being incorporated into administrative complaints and legal actions.

Mr. King knows all about this also, and he's going to have a rough time covering up a great story like this! He'll break, no doubt.

And Joe and Sarah are wasting their time exchanging boxer shorts?"

Man, The Associates are letting it all out of the bag now. They are on to some really heavy duty evidence and are publicizing it all over the world.

Check out www.badphoenixcops.blogspot.co... for the latest on Phoenix police and government corruption.

That's www.badphoenixcops.com - where the Truth hurts.

TIF with JTR on the blog, online and on time.

Truth08
Truth08

Damn, your back? Where have you been hiding during the 'Phx bad cop' debacle?

Regards,Truth

MCSO PIO Lt. Brian Lee
MCSO PIO Lt. Brian Lee

I was with Sheriff Arpaio as he sat and had a conversation with Sarah Palin for about 20 minutes inside of the Tea Party Express bus. Yes he did give her a pair of autographed pink boxer shorts and a copy of his book "Joe's Law". In fact, Governor palin mentioned in her speech that she loved Arizona and loved the Sheriff.

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

Lt. Lee, you must feel very special and privileged to be in such close contact with the shurf of MCSO. Maybe when he passes the finish line he will leave you a pair of autographed panties, huh? I guess he gave her a copy of the book since they don't sell well....

ARealArizonan
ARealArizonan

Ain't nothin but a Nazi party....party..party...

Lars
Lars

"I see Russia, I see France""While wearing my pretty pink underpants."

I've Had Enough
I've Had Enough

I'm more interested as to exactly WHY Apraio was at a political event during the day when he is paid to be the Sheriff and county regulations prevent engaging in any sort of political activity while on the payroll . . .

Rob
Rob

from one ass to another.

Theoldman
Theoldman

What do you think the chances are that Tea Party darling Sarah will show up on the cover of GQ with the pink undies?

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