Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 2009 Includes Phoenix Suns Dancer and Danica Patrick

• <p>J Dub, have you ever won an IRL race? </p> <p>Have you even sat in a race car? </p> <p>If she was as butt ugly as I am I would still admire her for her racing accomplishments. Thankfully she isn't at all as ugly as me. But she is attractive, and luckily for her, you're not interested in her. I know she will be disappointed, 'dude'. Her husband will be pleased to learn that he doesn't have to compete with you.</p>

• <p>As a dude, I gotta say, I just don't get what other guys see in that mousey, boyish, no-talent "race car driver", Danica Patrick. She is about as plain and featureless as any other chick I though was cute at first, then forgot about. Her pissy attitude, super-inflated opinion of herself and predictable temper tantrums remind me of a spoiled 12 year-old boy, who's parents have told him how "special" he is his whole life. Ugh...</p>

• <p>I really like Kayla's earrings. Danica's right calf seems very strong. Must be from pressing the gas on her Ferrari. These two should sell some calendars and magazines.</p>

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