And the State of the State is -- I'm outta here! No doubt, Janet Napolitano won't keep her yearly address this brief, though her words will be drowned out by the zipping sound of her suitcases. The Cards' next home game is likely to be the rowdiest, loudest, happiest ever -- whether they win or not. Fans of basketball, meanwhile, get the chance to meet Phoenix Suns' modern legends Amare Stoudemire and Steve Nash. And speaking of celebrities, transportation guru Mary Peters, former state roads director, is heading back to Arizona after two years in the Bush cabinet. No word if she'll be making the drive on her Harley Davidson. King Nut's not feeling so kingly, and Parnell's Pride ain't so proud: Both peanut butter brands have been recalled due to possible salmonella contamination. We haven't seen Slumdog Millionaire
yet, but it's good enough for the Golden Globe awards. The scientists at the Arizona Republic have analyzed the "signs" and concluded that Phoenix's population "may" be declining.