Hot Links: George Gascon, Phil Gordon, Steve Berman, vegan hotties, and a knife-wielding mariachi.
By Stephen Lemons
Mesa Police Chief George Gascon pens an op-ed for the Gray Lady. Phil Gordon defends racial profiling claim against Sheriff. Lettuce Ladies give everyone gas. Cops seek knife-wielding mariachi. Moron Steve Berman. Crypto parasite terrorizes Mesa. Roller derby dames do it with their helmets on. Three vanishing Mexican stories. (A new record!) Ramos and Compean stay convicted. D-Backs pound Padres 7-3. Javelin-boy goes to Beijing.