The 10 Biggest Douchebags in Country Music

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Jerrod Niemann

6. Jerrod Niemann
Niemann has never really done anything offensive, other than letting the awful rapper Pitbull remix his hit single "Drink to That All Night." Yet that lone act is so utterly douche-picable that it lands him squarely at number six.

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Taylor Swift

5. Taylor Swift
If any guy sang about their exes as maliciously and monotonously as Taylor does, they'd be sternly slapped with the "DB" brand. Infectious as her melodies are, everything about Swift seems contrived, and palling around with former Disney stars isn't helping her credibility.

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Kenny Chesney

4. Kenny Chesney
Hairless and Napoleonic, with a big voice and hat to match, K-Chez has a seemingly limitless supply of muscle-t's and songs about sand. The list of his 'baggy attributes is long, but they're niftily distilled in the video for "Come Over," where this Jimmy Buffett wannabe cements his status as the Puffy Combs of country.

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120 comments
Ryan Tielking
Ryan Tielking

Country is fucked right now and about 50-60% was right on but they missed a bunch a and put the wrong candidates in..

Katie Ann Perkins
Katie Ann Perkins

This article is bullshit. Especially if Garth is on here. Waste of time reading. The author is clearly not a country music fan so he's going to put everyone on there.

Garrett May
Garrett May

You play country music? You a douchebag, and that is a scientific fact!

Aaron Solloway
Aaron Solloway

Ironically nobody cares that you hate Abby for hating country music Lisa Obama. Shut up and sit in AZ you troll.

Todd Landram Slagowski
Todd Landram Slagowski

Up in Salt Lake City, before he was known, he treated people like crap. And look out women, you were his for the taking....

lisa cortese
lisa cortese

Ironically nobody cares that you hate country music.

Scott Aring
Scott Aring

So, clearly the writer of this article is the top douchebag. It's funny how those that can't, bitch. This guy even admits on a couple of these people that they have good songs, but then proceeds to attack them for doing what they do. I don't like some of the songs or artists of this list, but they are still better than this guy.

Andrea Svechovsky
Andrea Svechovsky

Aww, she's just butt hurt just bc she tried to prove a point but failed.

Jenn Boughton
Jenn Boughton

Fuck off? Very mature . Keep expressing your biased and ignorant opinions and telling people you don't know to fuck off, you're just aiding in the problem with the world. Good luck to you all.

Warren Klofkorn
Warren Klofkorn

"We got both kinds of music here, country AND western!"

Michelle Diaz de Leon
Michelle Diaz de Leon

Jenn, welcome to the Internet where people express their opinions all the time. Your statement is very ironic so I will say to you if you don't like her opinion then ignore it. Butt hurt much?

Andrea Svechovsky
Andrea Svechovsky

Billy Currington - terroristic threats and abuse of an elder. Rodney Atkins - domestic assault (against his wife) Randy Travis - drinking in a church parking lot. Uncle Kracker - 2nd degree forcible sex offense. ... I'm sorry, what was that Jenn?

Jenn Boughton
Jenn Boughton

How did Jason Aldean not make this list but you put Garth Brooks, one of the legends of country music, on this list. At the end of the day, country music is far from douchebags because they are not scum bags who beat their wives, steal, lie, and cheat; unlike artists in other genres. The only one that should have made this list is Jason Aldean as he made news for being, A DOUCHE

Jenn Boughton
Jenn Boughton

Welcome to the 21st century. If you don't like country then don't listen to it. You don't need to bad mouth something because you don't like it, that shows us that you are the true douche

James Mitchell
James Mitchell

I would imagine this could have easily been the 100 biggest douche bags. In fact, it would be much more difficult trying to figure out the top 10 country musicians who are not douche bags

Andrea Svechovsky
Andrea Svechovsky

Anyone who performs that awful excuse for music is a doucebag in my book.

Brecken Celis Iupeli
Brecken Celis Iupeli

This was hilarious!! And so true! I was glad to see Jason Aldean didn't make the list, but I wouldn't have been surprised if he had!

Alex Beeshligaii
Alex Beeshligaii

All of these ..wouldn't buy a ticket nor invest in their music..call em rockers!

JoAn Notah
JoAn Notah

Don't waste your time, like I did, reading this article. #useless

Colin Kelton
Colin Kelton

and yet like brian still won best country music artist of the year last year.. genera is changing that for sure!

Doug Neal
Doug Neal

Who gives a shit? Its bad country music.

Carl Schultz
Carl Schultz

You missed a bunch of them, but it's a good start.

Missy Goldin
Missy Goldin

So much negativity so early on a beautiful Monday morning.

Randell
Randell

What about Mark Wills?

COMPLETE douchbag.

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Megan Cole
Megan Cole

"Chris Cagle?" If that's even how you spell it, my cousin meets him asks "can I take a picture with you?" His response "do you even know who I am?" She came home and told me this and I just laughed.

lisa cortese
lisa cortese

Don't put Garth on this list. Mike Seely is the real douchebag here.

Hannah Jo Lally
Hannah Jo Lally

Thank you for re-posting this! #murderonmusicrow #wehatepopcountry #popcountrysucks

modelcitizen10
modelcitizen10

I see you're a real critical thinker and nobody that disagrees with you could be worthwhile, right? Pinhead. 


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