Four and 20 (or so) Questions with Hot Rock Supa Joint
How do you stay motivated when you are clearly stoned all the time?
'Cause I gotta get that weed money, yo! Supa Joint is my weed wallet. I be doin' this to get high yo. So when I be giggin', or makin' vids or whateva, I be like, aw yeah... makin' that cash, yo. Gonna score that weed. An' lets face it. The shit writes itself, homie. When I be rhymin' about weed while I be on the weed, shit just flows. It ain't like rocket science or quantum calculus an shit. It's dope rhymes about weed. But I read Carl Sagan got high, so bein stoned don't mean ya ain't motivated. Michael Phelps mothafuckaz!!
Where do you find the gold pants?
My lady, Baby K, totally scores all my dope ass threads at the thrift stores an shit. What I be wearin' right now be totally fuckin' radical dope shit, an' she spent like 20 bucks or somethin' like that. Most my pants are chick pants, cause I wanna rock my style low tight open and like totally with my cock out, and dude pants just don't fit right on my skinny-ass ass. My shirts be western style cause they got snaps and I can rip that shit open when I perform like I be tryin' to get the chicks in the audience to do the same.
Who does your hair? It's awesome.
Baby K keeps me lookin' dope, yo. She always be tellin' me to wash that funky ass shit, but I don't, so she do and puts like that shiny spray and coll hair product shit into it.
But fo real, yo. This be a wig mang. I wanna be the fakest rapper eva. My tats are fake, my hair be a fake. My mustache is real an my love a weed is real, so evathang else is just the packagin'. I wanna be the dopest rapper of all time, and I know that I gotta make it ova the top and turnt up an shit. I don't wanna do this wrapped up in a t-shirt and jeans, ya dig? If I'm gonna be the dopest rapper I'm gonna be wrapped up in fuckin' POW an' BLAM, yo! I'm, like, 6-foot-ten in this getup, yo! Peeps see me, cause this is the real world an' not an NBA convention, an' they know this shit is dope, so they wanna hang and smoke and take pics an catch my flow or whateva. BLAM! In ya face!
What are your thoughts on gold teeth?
I'd rather spend that cash on weed. But that's just me, yo. Peeps gonna do what they wanna do an' I ain't about stoppin' that. I ain't got plans to grill up anytime soon if that's what ya be askin'.
Favorite neighborhoods to score weed in Phoenix?
I don't score weed anymore, weed scores me. Downtown is my preferred hood.
Do you remember what it was like when it was hard to score weed in the summertime? How did you cope?
I'm hooked up bro. I don't know remember what that be like, yo... Prob cause I'm high. That was a long ass time ago. I can't remember the last question, and ya be askin' me about summer. An a long time ago summer, yo. I probably jus' slept till I got more.
Do you smoke resin?
I have. I will if necessary. Why, you got some resin? If ya out of weed, the resin is like that one more day till I hook up, yo. It's like emergency water. Well, I can crack open that pipe and smoke that shit if I gotta. But I usually don't. 'Cause I'm HotRock Supa Joint, yo. An I always got weed.
Hash or keef?
Why, what ya got? Let's do em both yo!
First rhyme you ever busted? Were you high at the time?
ABCs was prob the first rhyme. I wasn't high, then. I always been rhymin', but I got real with the shit in 2010. "I'm the shit" was the first one and I was high as fuck when I busted that shit out.
Do you have your green card? If so, how did you get it?
You mean my MMJ card or my "I ain't from around here" card? Cause I don't got either, yo. I keep meanin' to do that shit, then I just get high an' forget to.
What could make you give up weed?
Death. But then I'm jus' gonna start again in Heaven with Louis Armstrong an' Carl Sagan.
Would you stop smoking weed if you were promised a Grammy to do so?
That sounds like some Illuminati shit and I ain't down for that. But that's the shit they pull to fuck with artists an shit. Fuckers.
Quick, if weed was an acronym, what would it stand for?
Wats a anacronym? Lemme goog that shit.
If weed be a anacronym, it would be like WHAT EVABODY ELSE BE DOIN' ANYWAY AN' SHIT. Free the weed yo!
Ever play a Potmitzvah? You know, the first time a boy tries weed?
Not yet. That'd be weird, but who knows. Maybe in a couple a years when the shit is legal, and we understand that bein' a smoker don't make ya dumb, maybe there might be a market for that. Sounds like a hotel lounge gig, and I don't know about that yo. I hope the little homies figure out how to be cool an' smart an' cure cancer an make that cash so when they grow up, an' they body is an adult, an' they be makin' that fat cash, the weed is gonna be sooo much better than that shit they would gotta smoke to deal with that dropout McDonald's job, ya dig? Follow ya dreams little homies. Be cool. Word.
HotRock SupaJoint: Thanks again homie. Let's get high real soon yo.
Hot Rock Supa Joint is scheduled to play Lost Leaf on Sunday, April 20.