Finally, a Christmas Sweater That Says "Kill Your Mother Rape Your Dog" on It

Heavy metal Christmas sweaters
RTD Photography
Metal meets Santa (again and again and again).
Any true heavy metal fan can attest to the fact that the worlds of fashion and heavy metal should never go hand-in-hand -- but this day and age, selling out and heading mainstream is only becoming more prevalent.

So years back, when a handful of heavy metal bands began releasing Christmas sweaters, it didn't bother me too much. I mean, what family gathering couldn't benefit from a holiday outfit bedecked in inverted crosses and skulls?

But this year, shit has really hit the fan. Metallica, Between the Buried and Me, Motorhead, OTEP, August Burns Red, and a ton more have came out.

Slayer-Sweater.jpg
Metalinjection

emmure-and-otep-xmas-sweaters.jpg
Metalsucks

DevilDriver-Christmas-Sweaters.jpg
Metalsucks

And then, my personal favorite shockers: Attila, complete with two reindeers having sex, and Dying Fetus, which states "Kill Your Mother Rape Your Dog." Huh.



Sponsor Content

My Voice Nation Help
0 comments

Now Trending

Phoenix Concert Tickets

From the Vault

 

Loading...