Eminem and Rihanna's "The Monster": Why This Song Sucks

Categories: Serrano Time

I'm beginning to lose sleep
One sheep, two sheep

Someone heard Eminem rap this line in a studio session and was like: "Yep, that's the one. I was a little leery when you dropped the 'one sheep' on them, but when you followed that up with 'two sheep,' that's when I was certain you were a goddamn genius, Em!"

Call me crazy but I have this vision one day that I'll walk amongst you a civilian

Nah, bro. Not that crazy. You're already rapping like one. OOOOOHHHHHHH BURN.

I miss when Eminem was the dopest. He's probably gone downhill because he was in that Adam Sandler movie. Adam Sandler movies are always fucking shit up.

Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo!

He yodeled. Just like Tupac used to.

Maybe I need a straight jacket; face facts
I am nuts for real but I'm okay with that

Dude, you're not nuts. You're famous. It's not that bad. Sorry all of your money doesn't fit inside your solid diamond wallet.

Oh, and here's how I feel about Rihanna on the hook.

Conclusions:

(I) Someone.
(II) Please.
(III) Save.
(IV) Eminem.

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