Even #FreeJahar Fanatics Hate Rolling Stone's Weird Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Pin-Up Cover
You heard about all that #FreeJahar stuff after the Boston Marathon bombings, right? Basically, surviving bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev -- thanks to some combination of his floppy boy-band hair and whatever it is that causes women to propose to Scott Peterson in jail -- has become a bit of a sex-symbol-slash-online-community, giving graduating One Direction fans someone else to spend all their time writing real-people fanfic about.
Jahar wanted to become a nurse and was a lifeguard because he wanted to save lives, what makes you think he wanted to take them? #FreeJahar— TrillJvhar ✨ (@jahartaughtyou) July 17, 2013
It's a little scary and weird, but most of them are kids and teenagers who don't really know any better. Only one of them, so far, is an enormously influential magazine that, like #FreeJahar fans, is intermittently convinced that there's a causal relationship between the truth and how offended the people around you are by the thing you're yelling. Meet Rolling Stone, suddenly well-positioned to reach the demographic that loves both Tiger Beat and the movie Zeitgeist.
At least, you'd think that.
As it turns out, though, the remaining #FreeJahar types -- if you can find them, now that the hashtag's been crowded with people reacting to the Rolling Stone cover -- don't seem to like the idea of their hero getting a feature.
I'd sue the shit out of Rolling Stone if I was the person on that cover wrongly accused of doing shit.— Free Jahar (@free_jtsar2) July 17, 2013
I guess I'd feel the same way if Weezer were accused of murdering several people on the cover of Rolling Stone, in their defense, although I can't know for sure until that happens.
But what's ridiculous about this magazine cover is the same thing that's kind of sad and affecting about the #FreeJahar people: It creates a weirdly personal connection to somebody who has mostly been invented by the people who've decided they speak for him.
In the magazine's defense, the feature attempts to build up a portrait of the real Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. But its presentation has more in common with the unaffected headcanon of #FreeJahar's lonely followers.
We should write him a letter saying he is so popular he's on Rolling Stone cover "Wow, Rolling Stone cover? Hope niggas chose a good pic".— Free Jahar (@free_jtsar2) July 17, 2013