Top 10 Miranda Lambert Songs about Brutal, Brutal Revenge
6. White Liar
Cuz my cousin saw you on the street
With a red head named Bernice
Turns out you don't lie too well
Hey white liar
The truth comes out a little at a time
And it spreads just like a fire
Slips off of your tongue like turpentine
And I don't know why
Here's a bombshell just for you
Turns out I've been lying too
Miranda Lambert is always three revenge steps ahead. You're thinking about cheating on her and not telling her about it? Too bad! She's already cheating on you and not telling you about it! Checkmate!
5. Mama's Broken Heart
In which Miranda Lambert ponders a different kind of revenge. But I have to think that--in the sequel to this song--it'll be revealed that she decided to just burn the guy's house down instead.
Can't get revenge and keep a spotless reputation
Sometimes revenge is a choice you gotta make
My mama came from a softer generation
Where you get a grip and bite your lip just to save a little face
4. Hell on Heels
"Hell on Heels," from the Pistol Annies, appears to be about some kind of country-woman Robin Hood, stealing from the rich and giving to fans who like to high-five when they sing about stealing Poor ol' Billy's credit card.
I got a pink guitar
A Lincoln town car
From ol' what's his name
I meet at a bar
Got a high rise flat in Hollywood
From a married man wasn't up to no good
I'm hell on heels
Baby, I'm coming for you'