Top 10 Miranda Lambert Songs about Brutal, Brutal Revenge
8. Trailer for Rent
The Pistol Annies, Lambert's side project (with Ashley Monroe and Angaleena Presley), will be performing on Thursday. They may or may not perform this one, about a woman who is fed up enough with her man to sell the trailer out from under him. (But not fed up enough to use Craigslist.)
I said to the man I need to place an ad
How much will it be for the four lines?
'Cause my husband's pissed me off for the last time
Trailer for rent, no down payment
Comes with some holes and dents
Where I got tired of his shit
Call if you're interested, trailer for rent
7. Fastest Girl in Town
I see the blue lights, we better run.
Throw out the bottle and I'll hide the gun
If he pulls us over I'll turn on the charm
You'll be in the slammer and I'll be on his arm.
Ain't no use in trying to slow me down
'Cause you're running with the fastest girl in town
Not about revenge as such so much as everybody else's inability to enact revenge on her. After starting fires, drinking and driving (open container laws may or may not apply), and firing guns with her first-verse beau, she's perfectly happy to escape with The Law if her outlaw can't keep up.